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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · Mar 31

“This is what they took from you” and it’s just your nose. They took your goddamn nose again.

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 31

I'm just another dumb stupid bitch on a blue social media website. Obviously, everyone cares about what I have to say about shit that doesn't personally affect my demographic in the slightest

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Raco 🥐 @racolver.bsky.social · Mar 31

Fire badge 🔥
#バクフーン

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 31

I KNOW!!!!!! AND IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keith Stack @keithstack.com · Mar 31

The logo for the original Xbox was an X in a box, then for every other Xbox console it was an X in a fucking ball.

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 31

Nothing from AI really has soul unlike an actual human being writing it, even if it's terrible. AI can't replicate the human spirit, the thing many people like to read about.

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 31

Happy Easter. Happy Trans Day of Visibility. The trans are coming. Coming to take your eggs.

All of them.

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 31

Same bro

wasi99z.bsky.social @wasi99z.bsky.social · Mar 31

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 31

Went to the park yesterday wooooohoo

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · Mar 29

therapy:
• expensive
• inaccessible

‘guess i’ll just go fuck myself’
• free
• easy

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 30

You've gone too far insulting white people

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 30

Shit, this is where the gurney from Jacob's Ladder came from

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 30

Studying up on Satanism by reading The Satanic Bible I realized Satan's philosophy was basically Live Fast, Smoke Grass, and Eat Ass.

So in this YT Video Essay I will explain how Sonic the Hedgehog is actually a Satanist. First, we analyz

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Thmannksgiving Krullnucopia 🦃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Mar 29

*smashing pumpkins voice*

A ceramic squirrel wearing a dracula cape

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

Wow, MamaMax was right on the money all along huh

Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · Mar 29

Folks, we did it.

NYC business cop bot says you can’t fire an employee for absenteeism.

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

Ah yes I remembered why I hate political slacktivism by Zoomers: because it sounds way too much like I'm watching a Darksydephil stream in real time.

*A post about billionaires shows up*
"Oh wow everything is so fucked up I better go unalive myself now *obnoxious laughter* NOTHING I CAN DO GUYS"

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

oh no

I just found out I'm stupid :(

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

Despite me having quills I'd like to imagine it's still really easy for a pred to swallow me or AV me.

It shows in spite of all the danger the pred is clearly showing me, I am ready to accept my fate as food.

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

how do you force yourself to write when your stupid ass is stoned

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doc shartman @docshartman.bsky.social · Mar 29

That’s gonna be one hell of a blowjob. Congrats and have a good time

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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · Mar 29

it is time

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Jarlo @jarlo.bsky.social · Mar 29

Oh you think you won the argument?

Well too bad, I just commissioned a vore piece where you're depicted as the prey and I'm the pred

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Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

I wouldn't even suggest that. Just give them longer bathroom breaks with a few porno magazines on the side. It'd do way more than what this overpriced stupid shit does.

Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · Mar 29

I actually looked this up to make sure it’s real. Basically, you shut yourself in a pod and sit on a tiny bench, then you put on a headset and you look at pictures of nature for five minutes. I’m pretty sure offices could save a lot of money by just providing View-Masters in the can.

Nosferatu Joseph 🧛🏻‍♀️ @tashjoeza.bsky.social · Mar 29

The hospital my partner works at has come up with a great idea to improve employee wellness. What's that, you say? More money? Better pension benefits?

No, silly! It's a Cabana Pod: "A dedicated space for individuals to manage stress and anxiety with immersive micro-vacations and guided support."

Primrose Castielle @primsauce.bsky.social · Mar 29

I love this picture and Idk why. Look at that silly goober. I love wunkus

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Miki ✨ Comms Open✨ @mikithemaker.bsky.social · Mar 29

every day we get closer to the Futurama suicide booth but if it was corporate marketed with smooth shapes and mild colors

Nosferatu Joseph 🧛🏻‍♀️ @tashjoeza.bsky.social · Mar 29

The hospital my partner works at has come up with a great idea to improve employee wellness. What's that, you say? More money? Better pension benefits?

No, silly! It's a Cabana Pod: "A dedicated space for individuals to manage stress and anxiety with immersive micro-vacations and guided support."

What looks like a glass-fronted closet, its body made with light wood and the word "Cabana" on the front, sits quietly, ominously, against a nondescript wall. It's waiting for you...

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Keewan @keewan.bsky.social · Mar 29

Wrestler dragon thing in the NYC subway

Street fighter inspired commission for @navigz.bsky.social

#furryart #furry

Flux, an anthropomorphic dragon of sorts, adjusting a glove in the NYC subway, referencing the character Alex from Street Fighter III, and its stage from the Third Strike version.

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