Sir Prancelot Brainfire OF DEATH
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scientists at Tillamook County Creamery’s Advanced Cheese Research Center, working in conjunction with the Juilliard School of Music, have announced the synthesis of the world’s first ever flat and natural cheddars.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
scientists at Tillamook County Creamery’s Advanced Cheese Research Center, working in conjunction with the Juilliard School of Music, have announced the synthesis of the world’s first ever flat and natural cheddars.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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For reference: Trump's lowest approval rating in his first term was right after January 6th, at 34/62. He is as or nearly as unpopular now as he was when January 6th was fresh in people's minds.
Four polls in recent days now have Trump in the 30s, with 3 at 35%-36%: 2/
35%-62% (-27) ARG
35%-56% (-21) High Point University
36%-60% (-24) Gallup
38%-57% (-19) Econ/YouGov
Again, Trump just keeps dropping.
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35%-62% (-27) ARG
35%-56% (-21) High Point University
36%-60% (-24) Gallup
38%-57% (-19) Econ/YouGov
Again, Trump just keeps dropping.
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Two polls released today have Trump at 35% job approval, his lowest yet.
35%-62% ARG
35%-56% High Point University
Economist/YouGov track had him at 38%-57%, their lowest reading this year. He just keeps dropping.
Wag the dog time!
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35%-62% ARG
35%-56% High Point University
Economist/YouGov track had him at 38%-57%, their lowest reading this year. He just keeps dropping.
Wag the dog time!
Data and graph from fiftyplusone.news/polls/approv...
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
For reference: Trump's lowest approval rating in his first term was right after January 6th, at 34/62. He is as or nearly as unpopular now as he was when January 6th was fresh in people's minds.
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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so maybe I should have predicted this but every male writer of homosexual smut for the last 50 years seems to have untreated clinical depression, some of this porn could double as a eulogy, I've never been so sad reading about penises
I am on a book hunt for
well written sex scenes between two men
written by a man
but I am coming up with the same 5 books I've already read, and tomb dust. how is this possible. (and no, I don't need a romance, I need devastating smut)
well written sex scenes between two men
written by a man
but I am coming up with the same 5 books I've already read, and tomb dust. how is this possible. (and no, I don't need a romance, I need devastating smut)
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
so maybe I should have predicted this but every male writer of homosexual smut for the last 50 years seems to have untreated clinical depression, some of this porn could double as a eulogy, I've never been so sad reading about penises
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Happy Black Friday from Gamblynch.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Happy Black Friday from Gamblynch.
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The moon covers itself in regolith for the same reason a cactus covers itself in prickles. (See also: Mars)
Lots of challenges for sustained human presence on the Moon. One of them is dealing with regolith:
"We don’t know if it’s deadly, ... I’m really worried we’re going to plump a billion dollars’ worth of hardware on the Moon, and within three months it will be unusable.”
"We don’t know if it’s deadly, ... I’m really worried we’re going to plump a billion dollars’ worth of hardware on the Moon, and within three months it will be unusable.”
Sustaining Life on the Moon is Harder Than it Looks
Artemis requires scientists and researchers to find long-term solutions to the problems space creates for human health.
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November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The moon covers itself in regolith for the same reason a cactus covers itself in prickles. (See also: Mars)
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a very happy planes trains and automobiles night to all who celebrate
a man dressed as a devil with horns and a beard
ALT: a man dressed as a devil with horns and a beard
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November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
a very happy planes trains and automobiles night to all who celebrate
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Handy map of where the Seattle Republicans live.
Erika Evans defeated incumbent Seattle city attorney Ann Davison by a more than 2:1 margin.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Handy map of where the Seattle Republicans live.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Happy Thanksgiving! I wrote something for everyone to discuss around the dinner table when the pie is passed around and everyone proposes specific measures to seize the wealth and break the anti-democratic power of the tech oligarchy.
How To Expropriate An Artificial Intelligence Oligarchy
An industry whose bubble is set to burst is crucial to U.S. national security, you say?
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November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I wrote something for everyone to discuss around the dinner table when the pie is passed around and everyone proposes specific measures to seize the wealth and break the anti-democratic power of the tech oligarchy.
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“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being."
— Robert Anton Wilson
— Robert Anton Wilson
"Assume everyone I interact with online is struggling with their mental health" has only become a more important guiding principle in the past couple years
My personal guidelines for dealing with people on social media:
Assume everyone is a friend you haven't yet gotten to know.
Assume everyone is struggling with their mental health
Don't promise any emotional labor you might not be able to provide
If someone seems like a hater, disengage right away
Assume everyone is a friend you haven't yet gotten to know.
Assume everyone is struggling with their mental health
Don't promise any emotional labor you might not be able to provide
If someone seems like a hater, disengage right away
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being."
— Robert Anton Wilson
— Robert Anton Wilson
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as so often, the explanation is probably 'animals feel emotions that are similar to ours, and when we disregard the evidence to avoid 'anthromorphism' it's fundamentally ideological, not scientific'
this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time.
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Why Won’t Nora The Leopard Seal Abandon Her Dead Pups? | Defector
In the fall of 2021, Renato Borras-Chavez, a marine mammal ecologist at the University of Rhode Island, spotted a leopard seal on an ice floe. Borras-Chavez was on a research expedition to a glacial f...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
as so often, the explanation is probably 'animals feel emotions that are similar to ours, and when we disregard the evidence to avoid 'anthromorphism' it's fundamentally ideological, not scientific'
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Announcing…our transition committees! Between now and Inauguration Day, this team of stellar community leaders will identify and connect with dozens of additional community advisors to gather the broadest possible range of input, skills, and knowledge from across our city.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Announcing…our transition committees! Between now and Inauguration Day, this team of stellar community leaders will identify and connect with dozens of additional community advisors to gather the broadest possible range of input, skills, and knowledge from across our city.
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
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Ah, my most stolen tweet!
October 11, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Ah, my most stolen tweet!
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You can’t talk about “what happened to Iowa” without taking a long hard look at the way political reporters gloss over the virulent racism of local politicians and issues
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You can’t talk about “what happened to Iowa” without taking a long hard look at the way political reporters gloss over the virulent racism of local politicians and issues