Postman
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Brewers | Chelsea | Wisconsin | Jesus | Girl Dad
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Andrey Santos vs Burnley:
42 passes
81% pass accuracy
1 key pass
2/3 tackles won
4 interceptions
4 clearances
4 recoveries
1 blocked shot
2/3 aerial duels won
5/7 ground duels won
Another top performance from the 21-year-old Chelsea midfielder. What a player! 🔵🇧🇷
42 passes
81% pass accuracy
1 key pass
2/3 tackles won
4 interceptions
4 clearances
4 recoveries
1 blocked shot
2/3 aerial duels won
5/7 ground duels won
Another top performance from the 21-year-old Chelsea midfielder. What a player! 🔵🇧🇷
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Andrey Santos vs Burnley:
42 passes
81% pass accuracy
1 key pass
2/3 tackles won
4 interceptions
4 clearances
4 recoveries
1 blocked shot
2/3 aerial duels won
5/7 ground duels won
Another top performance from the 21-year-old Chelsea midfielder. What a player! 🔵🇧🇷
42 passes
81% pass accuracy
1 key pass
2/3 tackles won
4 interceptions
4 clearances
4 recoveries
1 blocked shot
2/3 aerial duels won
5/7 ground duels won
Another top performance from the 21-year-old Chelsea midfielder. What a player! 🔵🇧🇷
Ngl this is really cool
Birmingham City have unveiled plans for their new 62,000 stadium.
The Birmingham City Powerhouse features 12 chimneys and has a retractable roof and moveable pitch.
Designed with steep stands to create an intense atmosphere, Birmingham were inspired by Dortmund’s Yellow Wall.🏟️
The Birmingham City Powerhouse features 12 chimneys and has a retractable roof and moveable pitch.
Designed with steep stands to create an intense atmosphere, Birmingham were inspired by Dortmund’s Yellow Wall.🏟️
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ngl this is really cool
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
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antivaxx bullshit pisses me off more than anything else on earth just because of the pure stupidity.
it is the definition of a luxury belief. we invented miracles that halt the spread of the deadliest diseases known to man but that has made us so comfortable that some morons turn against them
it is the definition of a luxury belief. we invented miracles that halt the spread of the deadliest diseases known to man but that has made us so comfortable that some morons turn against them
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
antivaxx bullshit pisses me off more than anything else on earth just because of the pure stupidity.
it is the definition of a luxury belief. we invented miracles that halt the spread of the deadliest diseases known to man but that has made us so comfortable that some morons turn against them
it is the definition of a luxury belief. we invented miracles that halt the spread of the deadliest diseases known to man but that has made us so comfortable that some morons turn against them
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In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
Good player. Good value.
Antoine Semenyo’s release clause is set at £65m for January. The clause is not valued for the full duration of the window. It will further diminish this summer. The clause allowed Bournemouth to keep Semenyo heading into this season. Bournemouth realistic an exit is possible given Semenyo’s form.🍒
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Good player. Good value.
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
Nick Mears? That's unexpected
Brewers NLCS roster; Tobias Myers is on and Nick Mears is off.
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Nick Mears? That's unexpected
Yes he sure does hehehe
White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/
October 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yes he sure does hehehe
The only art I need
Jackson Chourio's career extra-base hits spray chart is a thing of odd but profound beauty, innit? Dude can just cause you problems from one foul line to the other, with raw power and with gap power and with the speed after his power. Amazing.
October 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The only art I need
I'm dreaming of players having to slip him £50 every time they use his cele
Cole Palmer has officially trademarked 'Cold Palmer' 🥶
This begs the question, where does it rank amongst football nicknames? 🤔
This begs the question, where does it rank amongst football nicknames? 🤔
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm dreaming of players having to slip him £50 every time they use his cele
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It is morally wrong to want a computer to be sentient. If you owned a sentient thing, you would be a slaver. If you want sentient computers to exist, you just want to create a new kind of slavery. The ethics are as simple as that. Sorry if this offends
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Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast https://theonion.com/americans-demand-their-voices-be-heard-and-also-some-ki-1830257114/
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Americans Demand Their Voices Be Heard And Also Some Kind Of Dessert You Get After Breakfast https://theonion.com/americans-demand-their-voices-be-heard-and-also-some-ki-1830257114/
AI appears to have zero comprehension of copyright infringement
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
on.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
AI appears to have zero comprehension of copyright infringement
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I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
on.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.
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as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
Too real
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Too real
This might be too true for the onion
Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This might be too true for the onion
It's almost certainly not his fault that it turned out this way, but really hoping he struggles
🚨 Spurs confirm Xavi Simons has joined from Leipzig on a 5+2 contract. €60m fee.
Spurs finalised the agreement on Thursday after Xavi travelled to London and made it clear he was open to join.🇳🇱
🗣️ Xavi: “I will bring flair to the team but also hard work and discipline.”
Spurs finalised the agreement on Thursday after Xavi travelled to London and made it clear he was open to join.🇳🇱
🗣️ Xavi: “I will bring flair to the team but also hard work and discipline.”
August 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's almost certainly not his fault that it turned out this way, but really hoping he struggles
Whoa
🚨 Newcastle are in advanced talks with Stuttgart for striker Nick Woltemade.
#NUFC were interested in Woltemade earlier this summer and have now returned for the 23-year-old, who is valued around €70m.🇩🇪
#NUFC were interested in Woltemade earlier this summer and have now returned for the 23-year-old, who is valued around €70m.🇩🇪
August 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Whoa
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Garnacho video is here, my thoughts below.
Youtube: youtu.be/kRTWoR7bjpQ
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/26uX...
Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/jm/podcast/s...
Youtube: youtu.be/kRTWoR7bjpQ
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/26uX...
Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/jm/podcast/s...
Should Chelsea Sign Alejandro Garnacho?
YouTube video by KierDoyle
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Garnacho video is here, my thoughts below.
Youtube: youtu.be/kRTWoR7bjpQ
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/26uX...
Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/jm/podcast/s...
Youtube: youtu.be/kRTWoR7bjpQ
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/26uX...
Apple podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/jm/podcast/s...