Pork Soda Fan
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
Give me all your local pork sodas, so I can feel just fine. (electronic) Musician first, shitposter second, bodega enthusiast third
https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"
https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"
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My upcoming album, Ear Candy, will come out on World Chocolate Day, July 7th. 26 tracks of avant synth-pop wonders theming around the wonder and joys of confectionery, candy, and other baked goods that sound as good as they taste
Thank you to @aragornreedsy.bsky.social for creating the album cover!
Thank you to @aragornreedsy.bsky.social for creating the album cover!
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
I need a chopped cheese and a pork soda and for Phish NYE to be here right now ohhhhhhhhh
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I need a chopped cheese and a pork soda and for Phish NYE to be here right now ohhhhhhhhh
we're at the local bodega on an off day all of us cheerin for them 49ers to beat those browns (American football team)
November 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
we're at the local bodega on an off day all of us cheerin for them 49ers to beat those browns (American football team)
Mountain Dew does not want to be involved with pork soda and this disappoints me greatly
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Mountain Dew does not want to be involved with pork soda and this disappoints me greatly
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It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s infuriating to me that I need to evaluate media to determine whether it’s AI generated now. The great “time saver” technology wastes incalculable time and energy for people who want to retain their grasp on reality
using chatgpt to ask me what I should name my first born daughter while the wife is in intense labor pain and I'm also wearing a propeller hat and overalls
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
using chatgpt to ask me what I should name my first born daughter while the wife is in intense labor pain and I'm also wearing a propeller hat and overalls
-King Gizzard Silver Cord Rave in SF
-Outside Lands 2012
-Phish
-Phish
-Phish
-Outside Lands 2012
-Phish
-Phish
-Phish
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
- Ozzfest 2004
- Ozzfest 2005
- Ozzfest 2006
- Aftershock 2017
- Aftershock 2019
I was really tempted to just fill this with Ozzfest shows because I went to a lot of them back in the day. 😂
- Ozzfest 2004
- Ozzfest 2005
- Ozzfest 2006
- Aftershock 2017
- Aftershock 2019
I was really tempted to just fill this with Ozzfest shows because I went to a lot of them back in the day. 😂
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
- Nine Inch Nails
- M83
- CHVRCHES
- Broken Social Scene
- Garbage
- Nine Inch Nails
- M83
- CHVRCHES
- Broken Social Scene
- Garbage
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
-King Gizzard Silver Cord Rave in SF
-Outside Lands 2012
-Phish
-Phish
-Phish
-Outside Lands 2012
-Phish
-Phish
-Phish
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
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i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
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it's hard to get your mind around how irredeemably broken this country has become. no one in charge at this time seems to understand even the basics of our system of government as written or our stated set of values as a secular society
Pirro: "These Guardsmen and all who are here to protect the District are the line that separates a civilized society from a barbaric one."
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
it's hard to get your mind around how irredeemably broken this country has become. no one in charge at this time seems to understand even the basics of our system of government as written or our stated set of values as a secular society
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People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.
Turns out Mamdani's controversial proposal for government-run supermarkets isn't so novel. Other cities also are toying with the idea to bring fresh, affordable food to communities that do not have easy access to it. Good WSJ read (gift link)
www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
Inside Atlanta’s First Government-Funded Supermarket
The goal is for the store to become profitable without any government subsidy within three years.
www.wsj.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.
not enough people are asking about what Zohran Mamdani's favorite episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast is
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
not enough people are asking about what Zohran Mamdani's favorite episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast is
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The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
easy to see that trump saw that Mamdani was a real Italian and thus the respect and rizz that came with it
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
easy to see that trump saw that Mamdani was a real Italian and thus the respect and rizz that came with it
Pork soda is best experienced outside a bodega but a deli can suffice, in times of need
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Pork soda is best experienced outside a bodega but a deli can suffice, in times of need
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ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
crazy that megyn kelly still had a job after finding no problem with ebebophilia. curious how that works
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
crazy that megyn kelly still had a job after finding no problem with ebebophilia. curious how that works
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
it's a good thing Stevie Wonder was born and made his music in the 20th century because if he was born in this century Golden Lady would be Gooner Lady
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it's a good thing Stevie Wonder was born and made his music in the 20th century because if he was born in this century Golden Lady would be Gooner Lady
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donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein touched weiners together, what else is new
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein touched weiners together, what else is new
for those wondering yes I have been on a cold streak without having a good ol pork soda in two weeks. not for health related reasons, but for phish tour money reasons. thank you for your concerns we will resume pork soda posting shortly
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
for those wondering yes I have been on a cold streak without having a good ol pork soda in two weeks. not for health related reasons, but for phish tour money reasons. thank you for your concerns we will resume pork soda posting shortly
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It's not even this. The Democrats know that there is no football.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's not even this. The Democrats know that there is no football.
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
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ladies and gentlemen, Bill Kristol is now arguing for a massive wealth redistribution because he sees the current capitalist system as heading toward social chaos
“The current state of American capitalism isn’t sustainable. It doesn’t deserve to be sustained. And the best way to avoid an American version of “eat the rich” is to fix the current “let them eat cake” distortion of capitalism into which we’ve fallen.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
Let Them Eat AI-Generated Cake
Elon Musk and the coming twilight of the elites.
www.thebulwark.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ladies and gentlemen, Bill Kristol is now arguing for a massive wealth redistribution because he sees the current capitalist system as heading toward social chaos