Pley
@pley.bsky.social
he/him, 6x COVID survivor, future time traveler, “fastest mario”, sugar baby, take tweets with a grain of salt or more (to taste), wild minded
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Hey I wrote a thing and I’m happy with so maybe check it out if you like web serials Myrth.ink #books
Myrth – a web Novel
Myrth.ink
March 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
More Nu Metal should have featured soup. What were they thinking
March 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
More Nu Metal should have featured soup. What were they thinking
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Trump is destroying the American breakfast.
February 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trump is destroying the American breakfast.
My job said I can take home all the spiders from work that I want.
February 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My job said I can take home all the spiders from work that I want.
Convinced this paper is some kind of dangerous toxic waste
January 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Convinced this paper is some kind of dangerous toxic waste
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bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
December 26, 2024 at 1:50 PM
bill nye’s full name is william new years eve
The general Christmas consensus amongst drunk people is that we gotta Dyson sphere the sun. The energy it’s being approached with is on the level of a weekend garden bed revamp.
December 25, 2024 at 5:41 AM
The general Christmas consensus amongst drunk people is that we gotta Dyson sphere the sun. The energy it’s being approached with is on the level of a weekend garden bed revamp.
It’s weird more goblins don’t have raccoon characteristics since they’re probably the most goblin-coded creatures in our real world.
December 24, 2024 at 10:24 PM
It’s weird more goblins don’t have raccoon characteristics since they’re probably the most goblin-coded creatures in our real world.
A Christ-a-mas Quesadilla
December 24, 2024 at 1:51 PM
A Christ-a-mas Quesadilla
Break the nipple off the Worch, its Chex mix time.
December 21, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Break the nipple off the Worch, its Chex mix time.
My god it’s 61 degrees I’m ngmi
December 21, 2024 at 5:42 PM
My god it’s 61 degrees I’m ngmi
What popular public figure do you suspect could be a lich?
December 21, 2024 at 3:35 PM
What popular public figure do you suspect could be a lich?
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You shouldn’t have to work if you’re sleepy
December 20, 2024 at 9:26 PM
You shouldn’t have to work if you’re sleepy
It feels like Andie MacDowell should have become a billionaire from the amount of work she was getting in the 90s
December 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
It feels like Andie MacDowell should have become a billionaire from the amount of work she was getting in the 90s
It’s frankly astonishing that Wendy’s was able to make a mushroom bacon muenster cheese burger that’s just kinda mid. Like how do you fuck up those ingredients!!?
Maybe it needs fried onions or something i dunno. Just kinda blah.
Maybe it needs fried onions or something i dunno. Just kinda blah.
December 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
It’s frankly astonishing that Wendy’s was able to make a mushroom bacon muenster cheese burger that’s just kinda mid. Like how do you fuck up those ingredients!!?
Maybe it needs fried onions or something i dunno. Just kinda blah.
Maybe it needs fried onions or something i dunno. Just kinda blah.
The best contribution of Jimmy Dore is that anyone who listens to him can be immediately written off as a moron.
December 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The best contribution of Jimmy Dore is that anyone who listens to him can be immediately written off as a moron.
(Noirly) he had a real McLovin’ look about him
December 16, 2024 at 2:29 AM
(Noirly) he had a real McLovin’ look about him
Where was the scene where Cratchit is like “you’ll be visited by three ghosts!” and then Scrooge is like “in addition to you or are you included in the three so like two more?”
December 14, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Where was the scene where Cratchit is like “you’ll be visited by three ghosts!” and then Scrooge is like “in addition to you or are you included in the three so like two more?”
I just want pepperoni but it’s like a slim Jim that would probably be the perfect mid-day amount of pepperoni so I don’t go overboard chewing on the whole log. Is that so much to ask?
December 12, 2024 at 3:58 AM
I just want pepperoni but it’s like a slim Jim that would probably be the perfect mid-day amount of pepperoni so I don’t go overboard chewing on the whole log. Is that so much to ask?
Digital displays on small appliances needs to stop. Literally just makes them ugly and worse. Knock it the fuck off.
December 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Digital displays on small appliances needs to stop. Literally just makes them ugly and worse. Knock it the fuck off.
Surrounded by all the boys in your fam and you’re all hootin about eating meat later hits just right.
December 11, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Surrounded by all the boys in your fam and you’re all hootin about eating meat later hits just right.