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danielle
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enjoyer of spreadsheets and snoopy •📍dc • she/her
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Oh cool so we’re gonna spend the next week talking about Miami, Notre dame and Texas I’m sure everyone will be super chill about that
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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they invented a way to do misogyny to lane kiffin. the SEC really does mean more
I need this coach search to never end
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Fighting? In MY Christian Egg Bowl?!?
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Best day of the year
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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john harbaugh: extreme ball knower
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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closing in on 9PM ET which is about the right time to post this gem

It marks six years ago now when the joy of Night Ham entered our lives and created a Thanksgiving staple via @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and listeners @davidycook1.bsky.social and @angry-stephen.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
for seven straight thanksgivings i have been thankful for the 2019 washington nationals winning the world series
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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thanksgiving is a vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
cody bellinger’s most recent instagram post using the exact same seven year old lil wayne song i have been recently obsessed with….i have received your coded message mr bellinger as a desire to return to the yankees
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
survived my jet lagged day from hell at the email factory time for a five day weekend yayyyyyy
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
go ducks and go spirit i definitely do not want to die today
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ole miss job is now spoken for
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
oh man is it getting dusty in here
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i love how the people from the shittiest parts of this country get to come into my city and decide how we should be governed!!!
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.

Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.

They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
posting about nwsl defender of the year tara mckeown across all my social media platforms as if she is my close personal friend
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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A wall in the backline. A leader across the board. She’s your 2025 Defender of the Year.

✨Tara McKeown✨
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
you are SICK and you’re MARRIED and you might be DYING
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i can’t keep doing this man
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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this bitch
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
resets my days since i was last embarrassed by my alma mater counter to zero
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
he is a hall of famer To Me
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
girlbossed the sunday scaries by going to a concert and hearing a song live that i love so much it makes me want to crawl into my own body and rip out my organs
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i love visiting philadelphia but it would be super cool if they could stop advertising my health insurer that i hate everywhere
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM