MJ
perturbedpineapple.bsky.social
MJ
@perturbedpineapple.bsky.social
Feral ginger. Kitten foster mom. Hockey enthusiast. World’s okayest crocheter.
It’s hot AF so I’m making a shawl and dreaming of fall. Hey that rhymes 🙃 #crochetwips
July 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Just needed something cute to look at. This is my collection of borrowed (foster) powpurr tools: Makita, Ryobi, and DeWalt.
July 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Trying to find a link for this on Amazon.
July 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…”

@lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet.

Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Apparently before JD Vance was instructed to have a seat on a sofa at the Vatican, they blessed it with holy water first.
April 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
White Lotus life lesson: clean the damn blender before you use it! #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Am I the only one disappointed that Timothy had a change of heart about Jim Jonesing 80% of his family? C’mon dude, just commit to the follow through. Guess that’s what happens when you go to Duke. #TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Someone keeps shutting off the television by napping on the remote.
April 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?

Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.

Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵

Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Another round of NOAA layoffs/firings are coming soon just in time for the potential govt shutdown. At least TSLA crashed and burned a bit today, or was the the SpaceX rocket I’m thinking of 🧐
March 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Welcome to the genocide of science.
Please keep arms and legs inside the dumpster fire at all times.
February 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI.

FLOOD THE PORTAL

Spam the hell out of it.

Pass it on! It works!

enddei.ed.gov
February 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kittens as a distraction from the chaos #fuckbillionaires
February 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Dude!!!!!! Not even 10 seconds have past and there are 3 fights in Canada 🇨🇦 vs USA 🇺🇸 hockey of the four nations
#FourNations
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What a daft cunt. There are literally electricians, machinists, welders, woodcrafters, HVAC technicians, construction workers, forklift operators, and engine mechanics that are federal employees. Those people haven’t been working from home for 5 years. Please STFU.
A lifelong deep state Democrat, who works just a few days a year is complaining that federal workers who have not been back to the office since Covid in 2020 is saying that the federal workforce is overworked… Let them try being a teacher, garbage, man, electrician, truck, driver, plumberor waitress
February 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
February 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Turns out the cure for my hypersomnia is just unrelenting anxiety surrounding the possibility of my husband and I both becoming unemployed in the next few months.
February 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
DOGE sounds like a beer league hockey team that could only recruit participation trophy Nazis.
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*prepares screaming rage playlist for the drive into work*
At this point, I’m going to stop signing work emails with V/r. I think “Disrespectfully yours” has a nice ring to it.
February 12, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I will be making another one of these. Very useful to have in a professional office setting. #crochet #fbomb #isayfuckalot
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Haven’t crocheted in 2 months since I made this tiny #bananasaurus for my husband. My dog died and it broke my heart, so I went to Seattle for a little bit but things turned to shit. I can’t get my anxiety to STFU long enough to count stitches. Thus, things remain shitty and uncrocheted.
#crochet
February 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”

From the new Private Eye, out now.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do not be fooled by her face, Uma Purrman is ecstatic about getting a giant box of her favorite snacks. #tortitude
February 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Royal doesn’t give a fork about deferred resignations. #fostersagainstfascists #kitten
February 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Do one thing every day that scares you.

Me: **reads the news**
February 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM