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@paulmontgomery.bsky.social
Founder of FanFooty - https://www.fanfooty.com.au
Now working on a game called Mr Football, a cross between Marvel Strike Force and Blood Bowl for Australian Rules football. Coming to mobile and desktop this year. - https://www.ticklemonster.com.au
Now working on a game called Mr Football, a cross between Marvel Strike Force and Blood Bowl for Australian Rules football. Coming to mobile and desktop this year. - https://www.ticklemonster.com.au
Australia if all the adults were banned under the social media ban too
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Australia if all the adults were banned under the social media ban too
Taking my 11yo boy to one of those modern men’s barbers to get a low mid drop fade and a textured fringe. Hopefully he looks less like a little boy and more like a young man.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Taking my 11yo boy to one of those modern men’s barbers to get a low mid drop fade and a textured fringe. Hopefully he looks less like a little boy and more like a young man.
me exhorting the free-roaming clot in Trump’s bloodstream on its way to lodging in his brain:
a man with green paint on his face is wearing a yellow and green australia jersey
ALT: a man with green paint on his face is wearing a yellow and green australia jersey
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
me exhorting the free-roaming clot in Trump’s bloodstream on its way to lodging in his brain:
Snowing on Mount Buffalo for the first day of summer. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Snowing on Mount Buffalo for the first day of summer. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Made my final post on the hellsite. Will be bleeting on the ‘sky from now on. What a relief.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Made my final post on the hellsite. Will be bleeting on the ‘sky from now on. What a relief.
idly dreaming of moving back to the country where I grew up, instead of inner west next to an industrial dust bowl that triggers my allergies. Bendigo or Ballarat?
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
idly dreaming of moving back to the country where I grew up, instead of inner west next to an industrial dust bowl that triggers my allergies. Bendigo or Ballarat?
Feels wrong that it’s 11:18am on the day of the first test of the summer and play isn’t due to start for another two hours. #eastcoastbias #ashes
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Feels wrong that it’s 11:18am on the day of the first test of the summer and play isn’t due to start for another two hours. #eastcoastbias #ashes
As a member of Gen X, I am calling it… the Simpsons sideburns gag is officially lame. Way overused, and just cringe these days.
Stay tuned for further updates.
Stay tuned for further updates.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
As a member of Gen X, I am calling it… the Simpsons sideburns gag is officially lame. Way overused, and just cringe these days.
Stay tuned for further updates.
Stay tuned for further updates.
Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of starting development on my web site FanFooty. A serendipitous combination of timing, hard yakka and fanatical devotion to the Pope.
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of starting development on my web site FanFooty. A serendipitous combination of timing, hard yakka and fanatical devotion to the Pope.
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
I am still here doing the same thing two decades later, amazingly. Like Paul Jeffs at AFL Tables, I struggle at times. Play on. 🏉
I shall now live-skeet my first attempt at cooking Australian wagyu
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I shall now live-skeet my first attempt at cooking Australian wagyu
having fun thinking up nicknames for AFL footballers who don’t yet have nicknames #mrfootball
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
having fun thinking up nicknames for AFL footballers who don’t yet have nicknames #mrfootball
Latest Redbridge poll has Libs 24% primary and One Nation 18%.
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Latest Redbridge poll has Libs 24% primary and One Nation 18%.
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
Hilarious areas if One Nation starts outpolling Libs. ON is a clownshow with execrable candidate screening and zero party discipline. Can’t be taken seriously as official opposition.
Pollsters must figure how to poll for Teals. #auspol
Won the national league in Squiggle Football so I got that going for me
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Won the national league in Squiggle Football so I got that going for me
thinking of starting a skiffle band called Pin Pad Prompts
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
thinking of starting a skiffle band called Pin Pad Prompts
Day four of withdrawal from Vyvanse… over the daytime nap phase, recently increased dose of depression drugs seem to have offset the ⚫️🐕🦺 aspect. Pretty good result so far, all things considered. #adhd
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Day four of withdrawal from Vyvanse… over the daytime nap phase, recently increased dose of depression drugs seem to have offset the ⚫️🐕🦺 aspect. Pretty good result so far, all things considered. #adhd
ran into one of those drunks who asks you probing questions about why you aren’t having fun at the party you are both at so now I am sitting in the car
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
ran into one of those drunks who asks you probing questions about why you aren’t having fun at the party you are both at so now I am sitting in the car
Parenting win: introduced the kids (8 & 11) to the Book Of Mormon stage show soundtrack.
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
October 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Parenting win: introduced the kids (8 & 11) to the Book Of Mormon stage show soundtrack.
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
Now I can walk into the lounge room and declare “IIiIiIiiII have maggots in my scrooOoOootum” and they will laugh with me this time
Went down to the local nerd store to talk to a nerd.
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Went down to the local nerd store to talk to a nerd.
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸
1700 nicker for a new rig with GFx card extra, he quotes. 20 cores and 20 threads equals 40 cores, he says. Cor lumme, I says. 💸