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Patrice
@patricefromcali.blacksky.app
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Here for the Jokes 😂🤣😆, book reviews 📚 and to live skeet my shows 📺. scary movies 👻 and music 🎶🎼🎵. Here to slay ⚔️🗡️🤺 those bearded uncles
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Arguments on here be funny cause the comment be like “fuck ya dead granny and ya deadbeat dad” you look back and it all started from a nigga saying “tuna fish sandwiches be good as shit”
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That and Dodger Blue
“Not Like Us” about to clock another 10,000,000 streams in the next 24 hours.
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“I’m tired of pussy rap”

Yeah, well we’re tired of hearing y’all call us bitches and cap about the pussy and money you don’t even get. You’ll be alright.
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Fuck toronto, fuck drake, fuck birds that are blue, fuck niggas named jay, fuck Canada as a country. Let’s go dodgers!
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😭😭😭 why are we like this??????
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it’s nov 1st… only 2 more months until 2026. 😲

gentlemen, let’s finish up the year strong & in a positive mindset. 💪🏿

hopefully you have the right people in your personal life, but if you also need to hear words of encouragement online (which aren’t easy to find), here ya go!

#blackmen
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Nothing like A classic Martin #Halloween 🎃🤭
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idc how you edit the show, you can never make me have empathy for tawanda braxton. idk how anybody cannot see how evil and vile she is.

#thebraxtons
It felt great my husband told me how good I looked last night. But baby when women were telling me all night how good I looked 🤗☺️ one woman said. I saw you from across the room had to tell you, you look good.
a woman with long blonde hair is standing on a stage in front of a purple background and smiling .
Alt: a woman with long blonde hair is standing on a stage in front of a purple background and smiling .
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You can tell for years Towanda never liked Tamar. With a sister like Towanda. Who needs enemies.
#TheBraxtons
Towanda get son my nerves I am happy Toni missing all her shower events.
#TheBraxtons
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PSA- I’m married. Happily. Big in love. Do. Not. Come. Over. Here.
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Megan being able to hear her praises was my favorite part of the interview. So many people in the industry are too scary to show her love outloud and I hate it! She deserves to know she's seen, heard, and valued! Love you Meg 🫶🏾
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Between the gambling ads and the weight loss drug ads, these folks really want us malnourished and poor. Weakened.
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I actually think we should all collectively turn 'Sinners' on at 8 PM EST tonight.
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That lil butterfly twerk gon do it for me every tiiimmee 😍💜
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Everyone I have a brief announcement to make!!!! 🗣️🗣️

Jesus was Black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.

Thank you for your time and good night!
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Megan thee stallion as Drolta!!!
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that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her
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I love us.
Meet me at the intersection of STEM and Blackness 😂🤭
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That damn Salt & Pepper in the beard does it for me , EVERY time.