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Patrice
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I’ve been things and seen places. Born in #Brooklyn, raised on TV…
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well....he is alive!!
November 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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I’m back, putos
June 3, 2023 at 5:31 AM
twitter, spill and bsky, but yes
me posting on both twitter and bluesky
July 5, 2023 at 1:36 AM
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[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey
July 4, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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using a mutual's following list to find my other friends
July 5, 2023 at 12:52 AM
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Bluesky is powered by spite, the most potent energy source known to man
July 3, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Happy last day it'll feel like the correct day of the week til Thursday to all who celebrate!
July 2, 2023 at 6:57 PM
I’ve been fine with iOS for years but now they’ve brought back the hot pink Razr and I am feeling feelings I’ve never felt before
June 24, 2023 at 4:35 AM
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Hello this is Jerry Lawson the inventor of the video game cartridge :)
June 20, 2023 at 2:40 AM
This photo of all of Tom Cruise's stunt doubles together is too much, it feels haunted somehow
June 8, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Day 3 of not being able to fling open my windows and I hate it.

But Pat Robertson is dead and I remembered I bought a pineapple and can make sorbet so, it’s the little things…
June 8, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Day 2 with all in the windows in my apartment closed. This is terrible, I am a windows flung open as soon as Spring hits person by nature, now it’s just me and a fan w/ a hepa filter pretending it’s a cross breeze
June 7, 2023 at 4:32 PM
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Somebody got big mad at me for saying it in person so I'll say it again (and accentuate it) even louder on all my platforms just because I can: "THE BEST AND ONLY GOOD THING RONALD REAGAN EVER DID FOR ANYBODY WAS DIE."
June 7, 2023 at 12:30 AM
I am entirely too excited that I’m making a lasagna tomorrow with all the vegetables that are on their last gasp in my fridge, I am practically giddy. Is this how Garfield feels?
June 2, 2023 at 2:48 AM
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Sorry to get political but schools should probably have books
June 2, 2023 at 2:36 AM
Did you know that white bros are calling taking vitamins biohacking? - texts from my sister
June 1, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Church.
May 30, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Enjoying long Succession think pieces while loving that a random baby naming site succinctly called the ending in a :60 Tik Tok
May 29, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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It should be punishable by law to compare any public figure to a character from Succession in a serious conversation.
May 27, 2023 at 5:50 PM
My tv won’t download this goofy new hbo max app so now I have to watch succession on my laptop like a heathen. I don’t steal perfectly good cable from my parents to live like this
May 29, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Finishing out the Wu Tang show on Hulu because I’m not a quitter and every minute is making me really wish I was a quitter
May 27, 2023 at 7:35 PM