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peter anthony ryan

@par3182.bsky.social

230 followers 96 following 110 posts

"it’s patty who chose the life of celibacy; selma simply had celibacy thrust upon her" full time cat butler 🏳️‍🌈

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peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · 4d

gps doesn’t work in broken hill?

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · 5d

i filled in every box on my senate ballot specifically to put him last

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · 6d

my favourite simpsons episode!

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · 6d

whoa, those tangents gave me whiplash

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · 9d

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · 16d

my precious kitty isn't going to agree to sitting in economy [shudder]

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 29

third retirement of the day in beijing - what’s going on?

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 26

nooooooo! 😢

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 18

“The property also has a kitchen area perfect for preparing food.”

Preparing, but not cooking. 🤨

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 17

that’s a lotta points and prize money for a 250 first round!

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peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 11

newman??

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 8

are you sure that’s not matthew broderick’s clip? 🤨

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 8

"pausing" is probably a better word choice than "quitting"

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 6

ahem…

two men in cowboy hats are hugging each other in a forest .

ALT: two men in cowboy hats are hugging each other in a forest .

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peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 5

that’s some sturdy outdoor furniture!

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 2

befriend all the animals

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 1

you left out the best part of the story: the cap thief was recognised as a business owner and thousands of people downvoted it on review sites. karma

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Sep 1

prepare yourself for the “beam me up” requests

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Aug 19

i’m skeptical and i won’t be watching this

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Aug 16

yes, in supporting [bye, mary]

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Aug 13

imagine being sent to boarding school at 12

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Aug 10

Dude with the backpack was lucky he was wearing it [and that there was someone to grab it].

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Aug 9

…is the name of my Seal tribute band.

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Aug 7

so is the kitchen the second bathroom??

peter anthony ryan @par3182.bsky.social · Jul 27

spineless