Chimney Swiftie
@owlathomelarper.bsky.social
Philly resident, bird enjoyer
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
Forget hunting man; the most dangerous game is "Why Is The Cat Wet"
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Forget hunting man; the most dangerous game is "Why Is The Cat Wet"
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.
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WE ARE IN
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
WE ARE IN
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Did a Chimney Swift write this advertisement
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Did a Chimney Swift write this advertisement
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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I love standing up to cancer as much as the next guy, but I wonder if we should be watching a baseball game instead
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I love standing up to cancer as much as the next guy, but I wonder if we should be watching a baseball game instead
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT
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No Kings includes DraftKings
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No Kings includes DraftKings
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
This might get me to resubscribe to Netflix
October 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This might get me to resubscribe to Netflix
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
It's easy to make fun of art school but apparently learning how to take criticism without having a complete meltdown is a superpower.
Watching Jay, I realize I am simply exhausted by folks in positions of leadership who are driven to distraction by critique.
If you can't function with critique and pushback, a leadership position is not for you.
Leadership REQUIRES you to absorb and process the critique of stakeholders.
If you can't function with critique and pushback, a leadership position is not for you.
Leadership REQUIRES you to absorb and process the critique of stakeholders.
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's easy to make fun of art school but apparently learning how to take criticism without having a complete meltdown is a superpower.
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truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind