A whole year of being a Mrs. It’s been bloody brilliant. Yesterday we dined finely to celebrate, today we’re gonna go and bash out two rounds of miniature golf.

FYI didn’t ‘buy’ this. It’s home made.

Damn straight!! So lucky to have this on our doorstep.

Today was wholesome. I took my little bro out for lunch to celebrate his 40th birthday. He was the happiest and most relaxed I’ve seen him in about a decade. We ate lots of Japanese food and then this afternoon I had a PT session and then @dasmunch.bsky.social made me dinner. I like today.

This is wonderful - somebody must know Cathy!!

A fucking hospital.

My heart 💔

In todays instalment of ‘How did my life become this exciting?’ I’m using soda crystals on the bin to try and dissolve the weird solid mass that has built up at the bottom.

(And I’m not evening having a bad time)

Was at a trade association dinner last night. Talked a lot about fish and chips, whilst wearing a fancy Ted Baker velvet pant suit. (That’s not relevant, but it really is a thing of beauty). Anyway, tonight we’re having a chippy tea. Huzzah.

On the train to London (for the 2nd time this week, but that’s irrelevant). Had a lovely seat booked in Coach A. But Coach A is locked and not in use for some reason. So we’re all squeezed into other carriages and it’s a lot like being a human sardine.

Trains in the country are utterly shit.

How do we stop our elderly cat from peeing on plug sockets?

(Asking for a friend)

Pals, this feels like a clean slate. Who should I follow? Preference for funny nice people, no terfs, no fascists etc

Hello. Hi. Howdy. Etc.