Old Man River
@oldmanriver.bsky.social
Tech, cannabis, books, movies, TV, video games. Do no harm but take no shit.
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"You privately think 'the kids' are alarmingly intolerant of free speech these days, but you’d never say this aloud or online because 'the kids' are your bosses."
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Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause
1. You sweat those newly-applied purple streaks right out of your hair. 2. You use the word “fuck” more now, even more than you used it in ...
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November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"You privately think 'the kids' are alarmingly intolerant of free speech these days, but you’d never say this aloud or online because 'the kids' are your bosses."
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www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sig...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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The technical name for petrified poop is called coprolite. I guess I should stop calling it a shartifact.
October 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The technical name for petrified poop is called coprolite. I guess I should stop calling it a shartifact.
RIP D'Angelo. "How Does It Feel" changed my entire view on music and who and where I look for to open my mind to other music.
October 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
RIP D'Angelo. "How Does It Feel" changed my entire view on music and who and where I look for to open my mind to other music.
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Day 8 - Voodoo Doll.
This isn’t a merch announcement!
#bonktober69
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This isn’t a merch announcement!
#bonktober69
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October 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Day 8 - Voodoo Doll.
This isn’t a merch announcement!
#bonktober69
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| Patreon | Website | Email List |
This isn’t a merch announcement!
#bonktober69
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| Patreon | Website | Email List |
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Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine
Righteous Gemstones was a documentary, not a comedy
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Righteous Gemstones was a documentary, not a comedy
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September 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Together again
September 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Together again
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Tuesday motivation
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tuesday motivation
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This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is Curd Cake with Caramelised Apples, from Summer Kitchens: Recipes and Reminiscences from Every Corner of Ukraine by the wonderful @oliahercules.bsky.social!
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September 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is Curd Cake with Caramelised Apples, from Summer Kitchens: Recipes and Reminiscences from Every Corner of Ukraine by the wonderful @oliahercules.bsky.social!
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
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Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers
August 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nothing could have prepared me for the joy of having the exact right size container for some leftovers
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Acorns: nature’s Legos
Like you, I have a rich inner life
Like you, I have a rich inner life
August 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Acorns: nature’s Legos
Like you, I have a rich inner life
Like you, I have a rich inner life
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I don’t mind working hard. I actually like it. It’s the rat race I hate. That’s why I start my work day at the crack of noon
August 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I don’t mind working hard. I actually like it. It’s the rat race I hate. That’s why I start my work day at the crack of noon
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Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
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Mike's Hard Oatmeal
July 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Mike's Hard Oatmeal
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You know all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid had me out here believing people would be learning lessons left
and right when I got older and yet
and right when I got older and yet
July 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
You know all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid had me out here believing people would be learning lessons left
and right when I got older and yet
and right when I got older and yet
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one of the weird things about the last year's worth of news is finding out that wealthy people all hang out with each other. i have like two friends and decline most social invitations. how are these people hanging out in groups of a thousand?
July 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
one of the weird things about the last year's worth of news is finding out that wealthy people all hang out with each other. i have like two friends and decline most social invitations. how are these people hanging out in groups of a thousand?
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It’s ok to be angry or sad or even a little apathetic these days. The world’s a shit show. But it won’t last forever. Now get back out there and be the best murder clown you can be.
July 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s ok to be angry or sad or even a little apathetic these days. The world’s a shit show. But it won’t last forever. Now get back out there and be the best murder clown you can be.
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