It’s time for 2024 Streaming Wrapped! I put this together, mostly by hand and with the help of the TV Time app, google sheets, and a calculator. Shout out to @dropouttv.bsky.social for being my #1 Streamer this year at 46%! Let’s dive in.

Sure and let’s just make Count Von Count the head of the treasury, for the dept of transport let’s go with the guy who invented the bags you throw up in on an airplane, for dept of Defense the owner of Hooters, and maybe dept of agriculture can go to Ellen, and the head of EXXON for the EPA!

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

not now sweetie, mommy has to get into the comments of an IG reel that’s spreading misinformation about chronic illness causing people to pathologize themselves again, i’ll be with you once i remind 9000 people that “common comorbidity” does not equal correlation!

I’ve had the longest 4-5 days in a row and I think I’ve aged at least a few years in that time. I really cannot be having Plans Every Day.

As I start calculating my streaming numbers for 2024, I figured I’d drop my 2023 Report on my new account!

Welcome to the Streaming Wrapped 2023 Report

Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:

1. Aquaphor chapstick
2. Hair ties/clips/ scrunchies
3. An extremely long CVS receipt
4. Headphones
5. Pens