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Jordan
@oddityodssey.bsky.social
Bench monkey, cat owner, Chelsea FC supporter. 45 from Oak Cliff. Now your favorite jaded uncle.
Just looked up to watch my cat dribble a ball ornament across the living room like he was a little Messi.
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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“These are censorship laws. In the South, where I live, these same proposals mimic a lot of the arguments that you see behind book bans and behind laws that criminalize gender-affirming health care or abortion information.”
The Age-Gated Internet Is Sweeping the US. Activists Are Fighting Back
Half of the country now requires age verification to watch porn or access “harmful” content. Digital rights advocates are pushing back against legislation they say will make the internet less safe.
www.wired.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The contradictory mind of a perfectionist with anxiety.
1) I hate admitting my flaws.
2) I am nothing but flaws.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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A thousand foot long Laker floating on sea smoke
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Cat in the lap had me fall asleep sitting up and now I have the worst headache.
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Warm Hearts. 💗
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Aw
Ghost of Christmas Present.
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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葬儀屋 / Undertaker (Darkness)
#ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Need
Late dinner somewhere beautiful. Skin care done. Teeth brushed. Bed turned down. Heat on a bit for the cat who is snoozing near the mini split. smoking a joint out the window as it gently snows. What wasn't beautiful about this evening
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#YearOfKindness
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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🎂🎉 It’s me birthday today 🎂🎉!!

It’d mean a lot to me if you could please share my art around 💕💕✨!!

Thank you >3 💕💕
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I thought this was good 😣😭
me wearing a beautiful handmade set by DesirebyDonna on Etsy💕
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#lingerie #harness #handmade #etsy #smallbusiness #supportsmallbusiness #sellersonetsy
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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i cant get as high as i need to be rn
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ah shit, now I’m sad.
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I know I shouldn’t pet my nephew like a cat but he’s so cute I can’t help myself.
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Don’t have a headache but it does feel like I have my head in a vise.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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me wearing a beautiful handmade set by DesirebyDonna on Etsy💕
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#lingerie #harness #handmade #etsy #smallbusiness #supportsmallbusiness #sellersonetsy
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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*tapps mic*
is this thing on?
Blow my posts up today and I’ll reward yall with some good nude stuffs 💕💕💕
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE!!!
Blow my posts up today and I’ll reward yall with some good nude stuffs 💕💕💕
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love how people pick the busiest time of the year to demand a piece of me.
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM