Not Ralph Malph
@notralphmalph.bsky.social
Retired legal professional
I don’t want to speculate about the DC shooter’s identity, but if it was a leftist trans vegan with an Antifa membership card, I think there would have been a tweet from Kash Patel by now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I don’t want to speculate about the DC shooter’s identity, but if it was a leftist trans vegan with an Antifa membership card, I think there would have been a tweet from Kash Patel by now.
Republicans told Democrats they would starve the 42 million Americans on SNAP if they don’t agree to take coverage away from the 24 million Americans with ACA health insurance.
I don’t like the choice these D’s made. But could we be angriest with the R’s who forced the choice?
I don’t like the choice these D’s made. But could we be angriest with the R’s who forced the choice?
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Republicans told Democrats they would starve the 42 million Americans on SNAP if they don’t agree to take coverage away from the 24 million Americans with ACA health insurance.
I don’t like the choice these D’s made. But could we be angriest with the R’s who forced the choice?
I don’t like the choice these D’s made. But could we be angriest with the R’s who forced the choice?
The White House has announced the site of Friday’s summit :
August 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The White House has announced the site of Friday’s summit :
Why does the media report Trump’s tariff threats without any mention of the fact that he has no authority under the Constitution to impose any of these tariffs?
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Why does the media report Trump’s tariff threats without any mention of the fact that he has no authority under the Constitution to impose any of these tariffs?
What makes it OK for military aircraft to be used as props for a signing ceremony for a piece of partisan legislation? Why are military leaders OK with this?
July 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What makes it OK for military aircraft to be used as props for a signing ceremony for a piece of partisan legislation? Why are military leaders OK with this?
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Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.
How to Protect Yourself From Phone Searches at the US Border
Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.
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June 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Customs and Border Protection has broad authority to search travelers’ devices when they cross into the United States. Here’s what you can do to protect your digital life while at the US border.
We need to do something about America’s pope deficit. There are far more Americans becoming Popes than there are Popes becoming Americans.
May 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We need to do something about America’s pope deficit. There are far more Americans becoming Popes than there are Popes becoming Americans.
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There needs to be a massive protest. A million people packing the streets of DC, making the parade impossible. Nonviolent civil disobedience. They can’t arrest a million people.
May 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
There needs to be a massive protest. A million people packing the streets of DC, making the parade impossible. Nonviolent civil disobedience. They can’t arrest a million people.
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
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They're not going to evaluate the responses. They're going to use the responses as fresh training material for Grok AI
given (1)&(2), there's no reason to believe they can competently evaluate the responses.
February 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
They're not going to evaluate the responses. They're going to use the responses as fresh training material for Grok AI
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Last night's Pentagon massacre is much more than realized. Not just firing the black CJCS and first woman CNO but all the senior JAG officers and hiring a man who just joined 3 different crypto firms tied to Kushner and Thiel as Chairman. I did a deep dive into it open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...
This is the most dangerous move yet
The canary is gasping for air
open.substack.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Last night's Pentagon massacre is much more than realized. Not just firing the black CJCS and first woman CNO but all the senior JAG officers and hiring a man who just joined 3 different crypto firms tied to Kushner and Thiel as Chairman. I did a deep dive into it open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...
By 2028 we will be a much weaker, poorer, more isolated, more lawless, and more unstable country. It will take a very long time to repair that damage, if there even is a 2028 election that allows installation of a government interested in repairing it.
February 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
By 2028 we will be a much weaker, poorer, more isolated, more lawless, and more unstable country. It will take a very long time to repair that damage, if there even is a 2028 election that allows installation of a government interested in repairing it.
By 2028 we will be a much weaker, poorer, more isolated, more lawless, and more unstable country. It will take a very long time to repair that damage, if there even is a 2028 election that allows installation of a government interested in repairing it.
February 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
By 2028 we will be a much weaker, poorer, more isolated, more lawless, and more unstable country. It will take a very long time to repair that damage, if there even is a 2028 election that allows installation of a government interested in repairing it.
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It was truly disgusting to me , whose uncle died in Sobibor, that JDVance visited Dachau and then went to a meeting with AfD, all within 24 hours. They are blatantly apparent and are not hiding where they stand.
February 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It was truly disgusting to me , whose uncle died in Sobibor, that JDVance visited Dachau and then went to a meeting with AfD, all within 24 hours. They are blatantly apparent and are not hiding where they stand.
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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To the tune of the song Toyland:
Greenland, Greenland
Red, White and Blue Land
When you conquer it from Denmark
You are never happy there!
Red White and Blue Land
Is no longer Greenland
Once you leave NATO
You can never return again (not again)!
Greenland, Greenland
Red, White and Blue Land
When you conquer it from Denmark
You are never happy there!
Red White and Blue Land
Is no longer Greenland
Once you leave NATO
You can never return again (not again)!
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
To the tune of the song Toyland:
Greenland, Greenland
Red, White and Blue Land
When you conquer it from Denmark
You are never happy there!
Red White and Blue Land
Is no longer Greenland
Once you leave NATO
You can never return again (not again)!
Greenland, Greenland
Red, White and Blue Land
When you conquer it from Denmark
You are never happy there!
Red White and Blue Land
Is no longer Greenland
Once you leave NATO
You can never return again (not again)!
If only Defense and Transportation had Inspectors General to investigate this crash.
January 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If only Defense and Transportation had Inspectors General to investigate this crash.
There must be urgent conversations going on among world leaders about putting together a world order that excludes the United States. If Trump keeps this up we’re going to wind up as isolated from the world as North Korea. And just about as poor.
The huge winner from all of this would be China.
The huge winner from all of this would be China.
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
There must be urgent conversations going on among world leaders about putting together a world order that excludes the United States. If Trump keeps this up we’re going to wind up as isolated from the world as North Korea. And just about as poor.
The huge winner from all of this would be China.
The huge winner from all of this would be China.
I’m hearing Canada is going to rename the Gulf of Alaska the Gulf of Canada.
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m hearing Canada is going to rename the Gulf of Alaska the Gulf of Canada.
Do you suppose they moved the inauguration inside out of concern that a bolt of lightning might come down from the sky and hit Trump when he put his hand on the Bible to take the oath?
January 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Do you suppose they moved the inauguration inside out of concern that a bolt of lightning might come down from the sky and hit Trump when he put his hand on the Bible to take the oath?
In 3 days, Trump is going to swear to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution, which requires him to take care that the laws be faithfully executed. Isn’t he already saying he won’t do that when he says he won’t follow the Til Tok law?
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In 3 days, Trump is going to swear to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution, which requires him to take care that the laws be faithfully executed. Isn’t he already saying he won’t do that when he says he won’t follow the Til Tok law?
Fettermanchin is going to Mar a Lago. He should look at liveaboard yachts while he’s in Florida.
January 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fettermanchin is going to Mar a Lago. He should look at liveaboard yachts while he’s in Florida.
Thank you to our Canadian and Mexican neighbors for helping with the LA fires. Most Americans respect our neighbors, allies, and friendly nations around the world. It’s sad that 49% of them voted for a President who doesn’t.
January 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Thank you to our Canadian and Mexican neighbors for helping with the LA fires. Most Americans respect our neighbors, allies, and friendly nations around the world. It’s sad that 49% of them voted for a President who doesn’t.
It’s clear that, after Trump’s tariffs and deportations spark inflation and crash the economy, his narrative will be that it’s Biden’s fault.
November 26, 2024 at 4:31 PM
It’s clear that, after Trump’s tariffs and deportations spark inflation and crash the economy, his narrative will be that it’s Biden’s fault.