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nothalfgood.bsky.social
Catriona
@nothalfgood.bsky.social
260 followers 940 following 86 posts
18, Trans, Weird, Writes a lot, wants to get into art, wants to be a teacher, has yet to eat a poisonous mushroom on accident but probably would if lied to well enough, Autism and OCD and stuff
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catvalente.bsky.social
For most of my life, I’ve thought there were WAY too many books and movies whose sole message was “WW2 was a really big deal & Nazis are unredeemable monsters.”

But now I’m thinking there REALLY weren’t enough.
January 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
He obviously did it on purpose but I hope it at least bothers Musk a little that people are defending him by going “he was CLEARLY just flailing around like a big idiot baby, you know he does that”
January 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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punkitt.bsky.social
me and my girlfriend shot at each other and i won by 0.001 seconds
January 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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theonion.com
Earth Explodes
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Earth Explodes
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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mommunism.bsky.social
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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docseuss.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
nothalfgood.bsky.social
BRO LITERALLY CALLED IT “LIBERATION DAY”
January 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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lilbjornebaer.bsky.social
he has no idea what is going on and i’m so proud of him for it
A black cat stares off into the distance, his little man cheeks fluffed and full.
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
Mark Zuckerberg watching more and more users choose Xiaohongshu over Instagram Reels and ordering the release of Slur Update Omega
January 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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cait.bsky.social
in like 6 months every child in America is going to speak Mandarin
January 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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alyankovic.bsky.social
I love Los Angeles - I was born and raised here, and I’ll probably always live here. I have never seen devastation and heartbreak like I’ve seen in the past week. It’s unimaginable. Like pretty much everyone else in L.A., I have several close friends who have lost everything. My heart goes out to those who are suffering, and my profound thanks goes out to all the helpers, including World Central Kitchen, Red Cross LA, LAFD Foundation, Children’s Hospital Los Angeles Wildfire Recovery Fund, California Community Foundation Wildlife Recovery Fund, and of course all of our incredibly brave firefighters (shoutout to Canada and Mexico for being good neighbors). To all my fellow Angelenos, please stay safe and keep your chins up - we’ll get through this.
January 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
ENJOYMENT TIP: Skip over screenshots of text. It’s not fun shit
January 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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antlervel.vet
ME, ADVISING THE KING & HIS WAR COUNCIL: My lord, the Duke of Pelagia is openly fermenting rebellion in the south. Something must be done. A message must be sent
WAR COUNCIL GROUP CHAT:
🤔 "fermenting rebellion"??
🫢 this mf said fermenting rebellion
😂 fermenting rebellion headass
🤣 fermenting lmao
July 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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rebrafsim.bsky.social
me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?

librarian: stop talking
July 3, 2023 at 5:21 AM
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portdrift.bsky.social
inside of you are two wolves…and room for one more

- the horny werewolf
January 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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muffinlab.bsky.social
the chinese netizens have put america in the ground
January 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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edithcharles.bsky.social
Batman snapping a rifle and yelling "this is the weapon of the ohh shit I fucking broke it I'm so sorry"
December 22, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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sensualdad.bsky.social
my tip for staying cool during summer? wear a leather jacket and smoke a cigarette
July 9, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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aaronparnas.bsky.social
Bluesky is so much better than Twitter.

That's the post.
January 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
The only upside to the Meta/Facebook/Zuck stuff is it makes Threads's whole deal much funnier. Remembering when it was supposed to be the X/Elon alternative. Remembering when its whole pitch was "Twitter, but not quite as evil"
January 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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bogbird.bsky.social
supreme court justice: if tiktok is banned people can use another app
other supreme court justice (whispering): what is an app
January 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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sharonk.bsky.social
at no point should your game review ever need to go full "see inside for interracial marriage demographic data"
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · Jan 10
very normal thing to write in a review there, bud
Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. Prominently features a Black male - Asian female couple as 2 of the 8 main characters in the game. See the full review for interracial marriage demographic data.
January 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM