The A-Train
@nooneknowsimhere.bsky.social
Is he, you know 💅? Yes, he is 💅. Very very 💅. 🏳️🌈🌈🦄🥂kind of 💅
Can y’all believe this body is classified as overweight BMI?
I can, yes. The scale is telling me so 😖
I can, yes. The scale is telling me so 😖
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Can y’all believe this body is classified as overweight BMI?
I can, yes. The scale is telling me so 😖
I can, yes. The scale is telling me so 😖
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they say that if you're happy when a bad person dies then you're just as bad as the bad person. they say other stupid shit too but that's one of them.
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
they say that if you're happy when a bad person dies then you're just as bad as the bad person. they say other stupid shit too but that's one of them.
D*** Ch***y slipped from our mortal coil this morning
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
D*** Ch***y slipped from our mortal coil this morning
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hello darkness my old friend
you come to me at 4 pm
this extra hour I lay in thought
sinking further into bed rot
the trees are bare
the Sundays scare
and Mariah Careys voice begins to blare
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
you come to me at 4 pm
this extra hour I lay in thought
sinking further into bed rot
the trees are bare
the Sundays scare
and Mariah Careys voice begins to blare
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
hello darkness my old friend
you come to me at 4 pm
this extra hour I lay in thought
sinking further into bed rot
the trees are bare
the Sundays scare
and Mariah Careys voice begins to blare
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
you come to me at 4 pm
this extra hour I lay in thought
sinking further into bed rot
the trees are bare
the Sundays scare
and Mariah Careys voice begins to blare
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
It’s a special kind of gay to be singing Born This Way in the gym doing core work wearing short shorts 🏳️🌈
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It’s a special kind of gay to be singing Born This Way in the gym doing core work wearing short shorts 🏳️🌈
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And on this day, Mariah Carey rose from the grave and saved us from our sins.
a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
ALT: a woman in a santa claus outfit is standing in the snow and says `` it 's time '' .
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November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
And on this day, Mariah Carey rose from the grave and saved us from our sins.
Take a screenshot and see what comes…
Yikes 😬
Yikes 😬
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Take a screenshot and see what comes…
Yikes 😬
Yikes 😬
People who say “whenever” when they mean “when” - is that a southern thing? A Texas thing? 🤔
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
People who say “whenever” when they mean “when” - is that a southern thing? A Texas thing? 🤔
Happy coming out day! And for anyone on that journey, there’s a lot of us ready to welcome you with open arms!
October 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy coming out day! And for anyone on that journey, there’s a lot of us ready to welcome you with open arms!
*in a TS Madison voice* AND HOW CAN THIS BE? FOR HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH!
October 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*in a TS Madison voice* AND HOW CAN THIS BE? FOR HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH!
If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…
October 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…
Uh oh, something happened and everyone’s mad. Someone spill the tea?
a cartoon of a duck with the words " i have no idea what 's happening " below it
ALT: a cartoon of a duck with the words " i have no idea what 's happening " below it
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October 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Uh oh, something happened and everyone’s mad. Someone spill the tea?
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/
It’s October 1st
October 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s October 1st
If you didn’t take a selfie in the bathroom, did you actually ✈️
September 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you didn’t take a selfie in the bathroom, did you actually ✈️
First time making the family sauce recipe 😍
September 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
First time making the family sauce recipe 😍
We’re gonna have to start the conversation on this baking king and that slutty pushed back hair
September 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
We’re gonna have to start the conversation on this baking king and that slutty pushed back hair
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
I saw Kendrick Lamar wearing flair jeans so I bought flair jeans
September 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I saw Kendrick Lamar wearing flair jeans so I bought flair jeans
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Teen Unaware He Locked In Heated Ongoing Competition With Parents' Friends' Son https://theonion.com/teen-unaware-he-locked-in-heated-ongoing-competition-wi-1819573828/
August 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Teen Unaware He Locked In Heated Ongoing Competition With Parents' Friends' Son https://theonion.com/teen-unaware-he-locked-in-heated-ongoing-competition-wi-1819573828/
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Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him
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JAMES DOBSON SPENT DECADES ATTACKING LGBTQ+ PEOPLE. HIS DEATH WILL NOT DIMINISH OUR JOY. QUEER AND TRANS FOLKS WILL SHINE LONG AFTER BIGOTS LIKE HIM ARE GONE. OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN THEIR HATE. STAY PROUD AND STAY FIERCE 🌈⚧️
August 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
JAMES DOBSON SPENT DECADES ATTACKING LGBTQ+ PEOPLE. HIS DEATH WILL NOT DIMINISH OUR JOY. QUEER AND TRANS FOLKS WILL SHINE LONG AFTER BIGOTS LIKE HIM ARE GONE. OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN THEIR HATE. STAY PROUD AND STAY FIERCE 🌈⚧️
“James Dobson ***** is God’s righteous punishment for America being taken over by Christian nationalism”
Am I the first to say it?!
Am I the first to say it?!
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“James Dobson ***** is God’s righteous punishment for America being taken over by Christian nationalism”
Am I the first to say it?!
Am I the first to say it?!