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Nolan Vancey
@nolanvancey.bsky.social
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Rhymes with fancy. Writer of kinky wet and messy erotica and romance. Minors DNI. 🔞 Author of ADAM'S APPETITE https://books2read.com/u/4X0nP1
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Nolan Vancey @nolanvancey.bsky.social · Mar 7
Links/where to find me:

Stories and poems:
Patreon.com/NolanVancey

Ko-fi Shop:
ko-fi.com/nolanvancey

Wet and Messy antics in the Regency era:
books2read.com/u/4X0nP1

I'm Nollvane at Ultimate Messy Directory:
umd.net/profile
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Fantasy - Erotica - WAM
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Post your warning label!
Warning: area patrolled by goth girls with big stompy boots
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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The story in your mind vs. the story you write
Art by Terry Moore. Detailed illustration of young woman drinking a cocktail labeled "studio sketch" on left; crude drawing of stick figure holding bottle labeled "convention sketch" on right
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Patreon recently gave me the option to sell stories individually! If you are in the mood for a raunchy, explicit and *very* #messy holiday-themed MFF threesome, give"Tom Turkey Turns the Tables," last year's Thanksgiving story, a try for just three bucks! #wam ✒️🔞
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Tom Turkey Turns the Tables: A Thanksgiving Story | Nolan's Grotto
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November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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It's gift-giving season! If you have a kinky person who loves mysteries and has a good sense of humor in your life (or if you are that person), I have copies of ADAM'S APPETITE for sale in my ko-fi shop! #wam #messy #books #romance #histrom #smutsky 📚♥️ ✒️🔞
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ADAM'S APPETITE WAM novel, signed - NolanVancey's Ko-fi Shop
Signed paperback copy of ADAM'S APPETITE by Nolan Vancey, published by Totally Bound. Follow Adam Blythewood as he unravels the mystery of Roderick Ut...
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November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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want a taster for my wip novella? Here's a short story featuring its star, Nurse Iulia, the horny hentai nurse! Inspired by 80s Hentai and 70s British sex comedies!

art by @doodlebloomm.bsky.social

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#erotica #hentai #nurses #nsfw #porn #manga #anime
the cover for my wip novella The Chronicles of Nurse Iulia: 20XX Peg-Odyssey. Nurse Iulia is pictured in her uniform, which she is lifting the hem of her skirt up to show her knickers.
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Doing some research for a #pie story I've been hammering away at, and history is coming alive!
Keaton explained in his memoirs that he and Arbuckle became very specific with their recipe for the pies created for onscreen flight. For instance, if the target was a blonde, custard was not used; the filling was a mixture of blackberries, flour, and water, topped with whipped cream. When a brunette was to be hit, a lemon-meringue filling was substituted for blackberries, which showed up better on the screen against a darker complexion. In addition, “Two crusts are cooked, one inside the other, until brittle. The double crust prevents crumbling when your fingers slide across the bottom in delivering the confectionery. Tin plates are never used because of the danger of cutting the recipient’s eye, something that could happen when the plate slides sideways at the crucial moment of impact.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Wet and Messy Halloween fantasy, now FREE to read: I've just set last year's Halloween story, "Pied Pledges," to "Public." This is the first story in my Eta Pi sorority series. All three parts are now free to read:
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Pied Pledges, Part One: Haunted Hazing | Nolan's Grotto
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October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Wet and Messy Halloween fantasy, now FREE to read: I've just set last year's Halloween story, "Pied Pledges," to "Public." This is the first story in my Eta Pi sorority series. All three parts are now free to read:
www.patreon.com/posts/114213...
Pied Pledges, Part One: Haunted Hazing | Nolan's Grotto
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October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It's been a while since I had an update, but I have a new post for subscribers, the beginning of another college campus-set weird tale:
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October 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Another rerun, the original third chapter of my horny (and messy) wizard school spoof. In this one, Hymenea infiltrates the exclusive Shag Club to wheedle the Slipperin homeroom password out of Professor Shaghorn--by any means sexessary! #wam #messy #foodfight
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Gary Splotter Classics 3: The Shag Club | Nolan's Grotto
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September 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Anybody looking for horror/fantasy erotica? I've got a twist on the "monster girl" trope under 5k words that needs a home.
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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For #quicksand day, I invite you to explore The Magoopsie, an attraction you won't soon forget:
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“Sometimes I like to come in here when I’m in a bad mood,” the guide continued. “The Magoopsie is . . . well, it’s a good listener.” Karen could have sworn the guide blushed, and she noticed for the first time how young she was: pretty, but barely out of her teens. Karen shook her head in confusion. “But that makes it sound like it’s . . . alive,” she protested. Another bubble formed on the surface and expanded until it popped, giving Karen the distinct impression of an eye, winking at her. Again, the mood of the attraction was certainly working on her imagination. Hadn’t she pictured the Magoopsie luring victims into its depths to drown, like one of those plants that smelled sweet but closed around any insect foolish enough to land on it?
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Share where your #fetish started
Scene from 1981 movie STRIPES: John Candy as Ox in mud-wrestling ring, surrounded and overpowered by half-naked, mud-covered babes
September 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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she’s so real for this
September 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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#currentlyreading MESSY by Colora De Rosa. I was excited to get my hands on this one, a contemporary poly (MFF) romance that happens to center the #WAM ( #wetandmessy ) kink (lifestyle?). I'm only in the early chapters, but since far I'm enjoying it. #romance #books #booksky 🔞✒️📚❤️
Book cover: MESSY by Corola De Rosa. Heart-shaped cake, partially smashed, on pink background
September 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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. . . So, is there a *Mrs* Beast?
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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New for subscribers! Another installment of Hymenea Gunger's adventures, in which dinner is on her, if you catch my drift . . .
#wam #wetandmessy #messy
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Gary Splotter Classics 2: Dinner for One | Nolan's Grotto
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August 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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See a web, post a web
Screenshot from old black and white cartoon of a spider with shoes and gloves catching a fly in his web
August 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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🌈📚 My book, Messy: Food Freaxxx Book 1 is available for pre-sale! SPREAD the message far and WIDE! 😍 🌶️📚

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August 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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#writing day, still working on a long commission. Something that might not be obvious from the outside (idk, maybe it is?): how important games are to #WAM (wet and messy fetish). So many of us discovered an interest in gunge through game shows like Double Dare or Get Your Own Back, but . . .
August 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Working on some longer stuff, so I'm republishing a few older stories this month. Today for subscribers, the original first chapter of my #wetandmessy magic school parody series:
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#WAM #pies #messy
Gary Splotter Classics 1: Charmed and Disarmed | Nolan's Grotto
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August 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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our bodies are
tectonic plates

grinding together
carnally

until we are
quaking

with a
magnitude

no scale
could define

#poetry #writing
August 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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A comment re: "it has to be relevant to the plot!"
aswineofculture.myatproto.social Cedric Saebrook 🐽『a Swine of Culture』(ENVtuber) @aswineofculture.myatproto.social · Aug 10
You can't spell "sex positions" without "exposition"
August 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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In late July I posted about artist LeRoy Neiman and his O.C. the Femlin, a diminutive 12-inch tall raven-haired beauty. Lo and behold I just discovered she came to life in the 1960s! Photos of the "real" Femlin appeared in Playboy's May 1963 issue.
#Sizesky #SW #tiny_woman
August 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Today I want to honor LeRoy Neiman, a man who drew the same tiny woman for well over half a century. In 1955 he created Femlin a diminutive raven-haired beauty who was roughly 12 inches tall and who wore only black high-heeled shoes, black opera gloves, and black stockings.

#Sizesky #SW #tiny_woman
Femlin a diminutive raven-haired beauty who was roughly 12 inches tall and who wore only black high-heeled shoes, black opera gloves, and black stockings
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM