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Nick
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DevOps Engineer by day, avid reader and poor chef by night. 🏳️‍🌈

‘What Would Beyoncé do?’
📍 Manchester
Friday. My favourite day on this silly little app. Can’t put my finger on why though… 😳
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
TIL that Alexa doesn’t do anything locally? Like I can’t even set a timer because the internet isn’t reachable??
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I go on holiday in 2.5 weeks, and with everything that has been going on I’m… not even looking forward to it?

Not in a ‘I don’t want to go’ way, just a… I’ve not even had the chance to look forward to it. Not had chance to THINK.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Some… choices were definitely made on the paint choice in this bedroom by the previous owner.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
“Siri, play Bandaids by Katy Perry”

*Here’s Birthday by Katy Perry*

“Ugh Siri play Bandaids by Katy Perry”

*Now Playing Band Aid ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’*



“Siri play That’s Showbiz Baby by Jade”

*Heres Secret Love Song ft Jason Derulo by Little Mix*

FUCK OFF SIRI!
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Omgggg house purchase has completed!

It’s all done! God it has been a long ol’ process. 🏡 🍾
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Has anyone else noticed an increase in these types of ‘Oops - we made a mistake’ type emails?

Is it the fact that whoever is sending them just doesn’t bother to proofread? Or is it a marketing ploy to get people to open the emails if they get 2 instead of 1?
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sainsbury’s were having trouble with contactless yesterday. I had to try 5 times before it’d accept payment and not error out.

As I left the store the money fell back into my bank as a refund. I thought I was winning until… the money just came back out 😢 damn 😂
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
He can never not be tacky, can he?
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Contracts have been exchanged! There’s no going back now.

Am I relieved? Happy? I actually don’t know how I feel. I feel like I’ve got a rush of adrenaline pumping through my body and I’m like OH MY GOD WHAT NOW!
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This quote from Jason Zada, the founder and Chief Creative Officer of Secret Level - the company behind the ad - is shocking and quite chilling, actually.

Effectively, you’re just another hater on the internet if you disagree. Worried for your career? Stop complaining and submit.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Unfortunately, we can’t get away from the fact that AI is here. It isn’t going anywhere. BUT it doesn’t mean we need to submit to it in this way.

For a multi-billion dollar company, the blasé attitude is interesting. I wonder how much they saved doing it with AI than with real creatives?
Coca-Cola Is Trying Another AI Holiday Ad. Executives Say This Time Is Different
After a major backlash in 2024, Coke and the L.A. studio it hired have produced a new synthetic spot they believe viewers will like a lot more; "The craftsmanship is ten times better." Will they?
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Babes, why you still letting fireworks off at this time? Let me sleep.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Gone boujee for tonight’s jacket potato filling lads
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I know comprehension isn’t everyone’s best trait, but it’s clear enough from this post that the ‘dislike’ button isn’t going to be a publicly viewable count. It’s not going to piss people off, it’s just going to allow you to control what you see less of in your timeline.
November 1, 2025 at 11:30 AM
JESSICA LANGE IS BACK? OMGGGGG. This is big.

Look at that cast! Kinda makes me think it could be the end though seeing that they’ve managed to get everyone back together… #AmericanHorrorStory
🚨’American Horror Story’ Season 13 cast:

• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I only ever drink Skimmed milk, but I picked up some whole milk this weekend as I needed it for a recipe, and I’ve been having what’s left of it in my tea, and oh my god WHAT A TREAT.
October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How Alan Carr has made it to the final of The Traitors is astounding 😂 I’m glad he has, he deserves it. He’s played it incredibly. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I go to South Africa in 4 weeks and I’ve still got primarily 4 stone to lose. It’s going to be a rough month…
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
1 week to go! I will (hopefully) be completing at some point next Friday 🤞🏼
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Gave notice on my house today ready to move in a couple of weeks.

The landlord has sent me a price list for certain things if they deem they need replacing.

They’re charging ‘from £100’ if a toilet seat needs replacing. ONE HUNDRED GREAT BRITISH POUNDS 💀
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Not going well is it lads?
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Followed a guy on Instagram and just saw a video where he polishes his TV screen and now I’m just going to have to quietly unfollow.

THE STREAKS! My lord.
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
You know when you need to get stuff done at work but you end up procrastinating and doing absolutely nothing because everything in life is so overwhelming and you’ve got so much to think about at the moment, to the point your brain just stops working?

Pretty much my Monday so far.
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Looking around at different companies for car hire in South Africa next month and… what are those deposits about? Surely they’re not accurate.

I’m going to click through the process to see what my grand total would be.
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM