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“Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally,” - The Grump. Some children start off with one or two dolls. Some parents can't afford the extra bucks Mr. #Trump #tariffs #bluecrew
April 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The main reason people elected the Donald Trump is because he promised to lower prices. But he finally just admitted on live TV that children will probably get less toys this Christmas because they'll cost more. Congrats America, you elected the orange Grinch. #Trump #TheGrinchParty #tariffs
April 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The main reason people elected the Donald Trump is because he promised to lower prices. But he finally just admitted on live TV that children will probably get less toys this Christmas because they'll cost more. Congrats America, you elected the orange Grinch. #Trump #TheGrinchParty #tariffs
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!
What year did he do it? 1752!
Dad jokes and trivia combine in our ultimate quiz at: newdiemag.com/dad-joke-tri...
He was shocked!
What year did he do it? 1752!
Dad jokes and trivia combine in our ultimate quiz at: newdiemag.com/dad-joke-tri...
Dad Jokes And Trivia Combine For The Ultimate Quiz- Dad Joke Trivia | Newdie Mag
Want dad jokes mixed with random trivia questions? Perfect! Just click below and we will throw some dad jokes at you with some related trivia to see if the
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March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!
What year did he do it? 1752!
Dad jokes and trivia combine in our ultimate quiz at: newdiemag.com/dad-joke-tri...
He was shocked!
What year did he do it? 1752!
Dad jokes and trivia combine in our ultimate quiz at: newdiemag.com/dad-joke-tri...
It's @%&#ing cold outside! There's record snow in the south. Here's a spiked hot chocolate #recipe to warm up even the coldest snow man.
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January 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It's @%&#ing cold outside! There's record snow in the south. Here's a spiked hot chocolate #recipe to warm up even the coldest snow man.
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It's about to get really cold across the country next week...and not just because #DonaldTrump is taking office. Warm up with our classic Tomato Soup #Recipe and add a spicy kick with our jalapeño popper grilled cheese sandwich. Chase away Trump and the cold!
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Escape The Brutal Cold With A Soup And A Sandwich | Newdie Mag
Kick out the cold weather with and warm up quick with this pairing of tomato soup and jalapeño popper grilled cheese sandwich recipe
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January 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's about to get really cold across the country next week...and not just because #DonaldTrump is taking office. Warm up with our classic Tomato Soup #Recipe and add a spicy kick with our jalapeño popper grilled cheese sandwich. Chase away Trump and the cold!
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In the near future under #DonaldTrump , radioactive nuggets rain from the sky causing fast food mascots to become evil and wreak havoc. Find out which evil fast food mascot you are with our #quiz
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Which *Turned Evil* Fast Food Mascot Are You? | Newdie Mag
Ever wondered which twisted version of a fast-food mascot you’d be if the deep fryer of fate turned against you in an alternate universe? Take this quiz to discover your wicked alter-ego in the world ...
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January 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
In the near future under #DonaldTrump , radioactive nuggets rain from the sky causing fast food mascots to become evil and wreak havoc. Find out which evil fast food mascot you are with our #quiz
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Coming soon to Dinney+: Lipo & Stitch. Need to lose 626 pounds? Just call Stitch! Need the perfect Waikiki getaway? Just click here. newdiemag.com/8-perfect-pl...
January 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Coming soon to Dinney+: Lipo & Stitch. Need to lose 626 pounds? Just call Stitch! Need the perfect Waikiki getaway? Just click here. newdiemag.com/8-perfect-pl...
A truly heartwarming #Christmas story 💞
December 18, 2024 at 10:13 PM
A truly heartwarming #Christmas story 💞
National #Sangria Day! National Underdogdog Day. National #Eggnog Day. Who could forget Festivus? Find some of the misfit holidays this week besides #Christmas and some #recipes to go with! newdiemag.com/misfit/
Happy Sangria Day! | Celebrate the misfit holidays this week | Newdie Mag
Welcome to the Island of Misfit Holidays! Explore a few of the forgotten about days close to Christmas like National Sangria Day and Date Nut Bread Day!
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December 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
National #Sangria Day! National Underdogdog Day. National #Eggnog Day. Who could forget Festivus? Find some of the misfit holidays this week besides #Christmas and some #recipes to go with! newdiemag.com/misfit/
Check out our Irish Coquito recipe for the perfect boozy #Christmas #cocktail newdiemag.com/coquito/
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Check out our Irish Coquito recipe for the perfect boozy #Christmas #cocktail newdiemag.com/coquito/
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Go watch Mufasa in theaters now. Coming soon to Dinney+. The Lying King.
December 16, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Go watch Mufasa in theaters now. Coming soon to Dinney+. The Lying King.
At least he knows how to follow orders #happybirthday
December 15, 2024 at 11:41 PM
At least he knows how to follow orders #happybirthday
Serve a #gumbo this #Christmas. Learn how to make one in 26 hilarious steps with comedian Geneva Joy
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26 Fun Steps To Making A Gumbo aka Gettin' Spicy 3 | Travel - Food - Comedy
Watch comedian Geneva Joy walk you through making her first pot of gumbo in 26 hilarious steps. You'll never make gumbo the same way!
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December 14, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Serve a #gumbo this #Christmas. Learn how to make one in 26 hilarious steps with comedian Geneva Joy
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👀 It's not too late to swap the #snow for #sand this winter. Check out some of our favorite #travel spots. newdiemag.com/snow/
December 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
👀 It's not too late to swap the #snow for #sand this winter. Check out some of our favorite #travel spots. newdiemag.com/snow/
#Christmas at The Linq Promenade in front of The High Roller Observation Wheel in #LasVegas. Did you know it can hold 1,120 people at once? Read more amazing facts about it at newdiemag.com/highroller/
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 PM
#Christmas at The Linq Promenade in front of The High Roller Observation Wheel in #LasVegas. Did you know it can hold 1,120 people at once? Read more amazing facts about it at newdiemag.com/highroller/
