Nectarine🍑Nadine
@nectarinenadine.bsky.social
I am one month and one week older than SNL, minus one year ☺️
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Pete Buttigieg for Everything 2025
Welp. Time we packed it all up and moved to England. DJT has spoken.
PS, a “permanent pause” is the end, that dumb fkn asshole.
PS, a “permanent pause” is the end, that dumb fkn asshole.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Welp. Time we packed it all up and moved to England. DJT has spoken.
PS, a “permanent pause” is the end, that dumb fkn asshole.
PS, a “permanent pause” is the end, that dumb fkn asshole.
Happy Friendsgiving, loves! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Friendsgiving, loves! 🦃
Nothing to see here…
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Nothing to see here…
I refuse to believe Five Nights At Freddie’s did so well that it merits a part 2
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I refuse to believe Five Nights At Freddie’s did so well that it merits a part 2
Anyone else remember Chris Gaines? I was so embarrassed for Garth back then.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Anyone else remember Chris Gaines? I was so embarrassed for Garth back then.
Let’s play the tape. Say there’s damning evidence of SA against him. Then what? Can’t arrest a sitting president, right? The man has shown he doesn’t have the dignity to resign. And he still has his cult who don’t even care.
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Let’s play the tape. Say there’s damning evidence of SA against him. Then what? Can’t arrest a sitting president, right? The man has shown he doesn’t have the dignity to resign. And he still has his cult who don’t even care.
Called it.
so who do y’all think is gonna flinch first? My money is on the dems. They have too much compassion to let 750k workers be furloughed. Unfortunately, that’s not what we need right now. We need dems with cast-iron balls to stick to their guns.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Called it.
I don’t even watch the news anymore. Every day brings with it some stupid Trump thing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I don’t even watch the news anymore. Every day brings with it some stupid Trump thing.
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Sad day. The man who has been feeding me since the 90s has passed.
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sad day. The man who has been feeding me since the 90s has passed.
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“People with six teeth, defending people with eight yachts - America.”
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November 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“People with six teeth, defending people with eight yachts - America.”
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Watched #TheLongWalk. First, s/o to @stephenking.bsky.social for a badass read. That said, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as the Major was delicious! 🤗 I dnt wanna spoil anything but read the book and watch the movie if you can!
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Watched #TheLongWalk. First, s/o to @stephenking.bsky.social for a badass read. That said, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as the Major was delicious! 🤗 I dnt wanna spoil anything but read the book and watch the movie if you can!
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience
Is anyone from any country as obsessed with water and hydration as Americans are? I don’t really recall seeing a whole lot of pictures and videos about Italians or Spaniards or even the British chugging down water all day long.
October 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is anyone from any country as obsessed with water and hydration as Americans are? I don’t really recall seeing a whole lot of pictures and videos about Italians or Spaniards or even the British chugging down water all day long.
For folks who rape kids, maga certainly is sensitive 😳🤷🏻♀️
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
For folks who rape kids, maga certainly is sensitive 😳🤷🏻♀️
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Too bad the Witcher ended after 3 seasons…
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Too bad the Witcher ended after 3 seasons…
Ok. I enjoyed Tron Ares, but I’m old. The sfx are enough to wow me. Plus… Jordan catalano…..
October 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ok. I enjoyed Tron Ares, but I’m old. The sfx are enough to wow me. Plus… Jordan catalano…..
Ive always said it: Until I hear from Woodward and Bernstein, watergate was indeed a hoax.
October 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Ive always said it: Until I hear from Woodward and Bernstein, watergate was indeed a hoax.
I would like to thank everyone who voted for Donald fucking Trump. I no longer have health insurance. I cannot get sick, I cannot visit an optometrist, I cannot visit a dentist, I cannot visit my therapist, I cannot afford my antidepressants. Fuck each and every one of you forever.
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I would like to thank everyone who voted for Donald fucking Trump. I no longer have health insurance. I cannot get sick, I cannot visit an optometrist, I cannot visit a dentist, I cannot visit my therapist, I cannot afford my antidepressants. Fuck each and every one of you forever.
I wonder if Woody Allen’s gonna show up for her funeral. Would be an excellent opportunity to nab that pedophile. #dianekeaton
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I wonder if Woody Allen’s gonna show up for her funeral. Would be an excellent opportunity to nab that pedophile. #dianekeaton
I actively go out of my way to avoid articles if my peripheral vision sees his name in the headline.
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I actively go out of my way to avoid articles if my peripheral vision sees his name in the headline.