there are probably some amazing video games i would have loved that i never played solely because they had a name like RayneBlayde: Chronicles of Knyfe Saga

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i don't understand why more men don't go to therapy. paying someone to listen to you because you're not close enough to anyone who will do it for free? the manliest thing imaginable

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?

Watching the Yacht Rock doc and Steely Dan’s producer just said “We were all young, full of piss” and folks he neglected to add the vinegar which is CRUCIAL to the expression

feels like pink pilates princess strut pop season starts earlier and earlier every year

I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank

Finally - Divorce Court pisser