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Etsy Witch🤭
@mxtankk.bsky.social
Horny, hydrated, and halfway through a rewatch of Insecure. I’ll deepthroat lore before anything else. Come for the thighs, stay for the dice rolls. Chaotic neutral with a soft spot for geeks 🤓 and villain arcs. ✨
- ♒️ 🇿🇦🏳️‍🌈🖤🔥
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Laylo/crazy4u ☺️
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Bottom sharing >>> Bottom shaming
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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this ass so fat, i'm goin thong for thong
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I never thought that it would be this HARD to choose my four favorite R&B albums for the year, but Whew!!🤔
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Black gay men, you let people play in your face entirely too much. Let me help:

If your white adjacent partner suggests you make a video of you manhandling them and doesn’t recognize the King Kong racial trope it signals, they don’t give a flying fuck about you.

If you enjoy race play,🖕🏾you!
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🏋🏾💕
ME FIRST - A COLORS SHOW by Kari Faux on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 2:33
music.apple.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Never thought that I’d find myself detesting her. She’s irritated me a lot over the years but never to the degree of her being an aversion to me. Guess I had been holding on to the mixtape days and Pink Friday era Nicki.
Fuck her. Her wigs. That nasal ass tone she talks in. And fuck Trump. Dassit 😌
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Little Caesars Arena is CRAZY 😆 they’ll let anybody out they name on a arean
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Let’s keep the foot on their neck, shall we💁🏾‍♂️
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 9d
Target’s problems are intensifying. https://cnn.it/4p7vPqd
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Another kareoke fave
Street You Live On by Remi Wolf on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 3:33
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Anyway happy Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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People really think just because y’all fucked you’ll remember them~ That’s so wild….sir - Imma ho….Come on man🤦🏽‍♂️
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“If you was a broke nigga and I fucked you, NO I DIDN’T”🤣

“Sue me! ..YOU CANT cause you don’t have any money”😂. -Tally
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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“Because if they shenan once—“
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I woke up late for work this morning

My watch: “good job you got a 98 for your sleep score”

Me: 🖕🏾
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I love talking about sex
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Big dick bottom porn >>>
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Fuck me!”
“Fuck you!”
“Fuck y’all!”
“Love you down!”
7. If you were a pull string toy, what would be your phrases?
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
EBONY
Fun challenge.

Black people describe your skin tone without using food as a descriptor.
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Get up here! Let’s dance! 💃🏾
Shake by Little Boots on Apple Music
Song · 2013 · Duration 5:31
music.apple.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Why the chicken & fish joints not putting Mumbo sauce on the fries no mo’!?
November 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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lmaoooo my friend sent me this and said no nut november isn't "treat yoself' energy so she's taking a hard left 😭
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
RIP Girl u 8 that💕
Vyzee by SOPHIE on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 3:22
music.apple.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM