Mushroom🍄
@mushyroom.bsky.social
genderless gay fungus gives dubious advice about a variety of topics (nsfw, minors go away)
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it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
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When people ask how our forebears managed to get by without all these modern pills and injections and doctor visits my fave response is "They died, Becky! Most of them just DIED!"
Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When people ask how our forebears managed to get by without all these modern pills and injections and doctor visits my fave response is "They died, Becky! Most of them just DIED!"
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It's my birthday today 😌 Traditional sharing post for the occasion.
If you want, you can drop me some money here: ko-fi.com/theogm
Thank you for the support here !
If you want, you can drop me some money here: ko-fi.com/theogm
Thank you for the support here !
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's my birthday today 😌 Traditional sharing post for the occasion.
If you want, you can drop me some money here: ko-fi.com/theogm
Thank you for the support here !
If you want, you can drop me some money here: ko-fi.com/theogm
Thank you for the support here !
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The destruction of the Gävle Goat as a prophylactic neccesity for the prosperity of civilisation is a myth.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The destruction of the Gävle Goat as a prophylactic neccesity for the prosperity of civilisation is a myth.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
It is the hatred you carry for the Goat, the wish for its agony and death, that has you under its curse.
Mend the hatred in your graven mind or suffer further.
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弊6専用ろだよん最終決戦仕様作ってます。
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
弊6専用ろだよん最終決戦仕様作ってます。
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I love this so much b/c the original guy strikes the pose & okay yeah, he does indeed look hot & sharp-dressed (ZZ Top told us who's crazy 'bout that) but then melts w/ unabashed delight at a moment of connection & just lights up with this surprised happy smile & gets EVEN HOTTER b/c it's real joy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I love this so much b/c the original guy strikes the pose & okay yeah, he does indeed look hot & sharp-dressed (ZZ Top told us who's crazy 'bout that) but then melts w/ unabashed delight at a moment of connection & just lights up with this surprised happy smile & gets EVEN HOTTER b/c it's real joy.
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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𝘏𝘦𝘩, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺? ♪
⚡️💜❤️
⚡️💜❤️
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
𝘏𝘦𝘩, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘮𝘦, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺? ♪
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⚡️💜❤️
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𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.
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𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦!
🟥⬛️🌸
🟥⬛️🌸
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦!
🟥⬛️🌸
🟥⬛️🌸
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𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
🦇🦇💜
BONUS: With funny faces she makes when hit.
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BONUS: With funny faces she makes when hit.
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
𝘐 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶.
🦇🦇💜
BONUS: With funny faces she makes when hit.
🦇🦇💜
BONUS: With funny faces she makes when hit.
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I am enamored by this Mario enemy that literally only appears on one planet in Galaxy 2 and no where else in the entire franchise
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am enamored by this Mario enemy that literally only appears on one planet in Galaxy 2 and no where else in the entire franchise
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Embodying the same principles, the Sagarmatha [G] Type predates the current Everest pattern by more than a century. It still sees active use in some Union squads. Deployed in record numbers during the Committee Civil War, the Sagarmatha [G] Type is time-honored and battle-tested.
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Embodying the same principles, the Sagarmatha [G] Type predates the current Everest pattern by more than a century. It still sees active use in some Union squads. Deployed in record numbers during the Committee Civil War, the Sagarmatha [G] Type is time-honored and battle-tested.
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Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
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Terry "Scary Grabber" Bogard
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Terry "Scary Grabber" Bogard
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beginning: "do not befriend the LSTR unit"
middle: F̶̳͓̝̃̂̈́ ̵̠̱̠̌́L̷͙̦͐̄͂ ̶̨͎̣̽̔̑͌ ̴̪̞̯̊̾̂͝Ĕ̷͓ ̵̺̱̯̀̔̕͘S̶͕̖̰͖͑̐̇͌ ̶̢͛̏̉H̶̢̱̠̗͆
end: "i <3 my wife"
middle: F̶̳͓̝̃̂̈́ ̵̠̱̠̌́L̷͙̦͐̄͂ ̶̨͎̣̽̔̑͌ ̴̪̞̯̊̾̂͝Ĕ̷͓ ̵̺̱̯̀̔̕͘S̶͕̖̰͖͑̐̇͌ ̶̢͛̏̉H̶̢̱̠̗͆
end: "i <3 my wife"
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
beginning: "do not befriend the LSTR unit"
middle: F̶̳͓̝̃̂̈́ ̵̠̱̠̌́L̷͙̦͐̄͂ ̶̨͎̣̽̔̑͌ ̴̪̞̯̊̾̂͝Ĕ̷͓ ̵̺̱̯̀̔̕͘S̶͕̖̰͖͑̐̇͌ ̶̢͛̏̉H̶̢̱̠̗͆
end: "i <3 my wife"
middle: F̶̳͓̝̃̂̈́ ̵̠̱̠̌́L̷͙̦͐̄͂ ̶̨͎̣̽̔̑͌ ̴̪̞̯̊̾̂͝Ĕ̷͓ ̵̺̱̯̀̔̕͘S̶͕̖̰͖͑̐̇͌ ̶̢͛̏̉H̶̢̱̠̗͆
end: "i <3 my wife"
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I'm currently having a discussion with someone who claims that this is "the perfect car"
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm currently having a discussion with someone who claims that this is "the perfect car"
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
god's most perfect vehicle
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Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com