steph
@mushdooms.bsky.social
queer science girlie 🧪🌈
probably gonna make that chemical that turns the frogs gay
probably gonna make that chemical that turns the frogs gay
just saying all the people I knew that had a high school reading level in 4th grade are liberals. hmmmmmmm.
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just saying all the people I knew that had a high school reading level in 4th grade are liberals. hmmmmmmm.
the irony of my anxiety is that i get scared people will think im dumb for asking a question so then I don't ask and end up looking dumber because I do something the wrong way 🙃 like girl this could have been an email
July 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
the irony of my anxiety is that i get scared people will think im dumb for asking a question so then I don't ask and end up looking dumber because I do something the wrong way 🙃 like girl this could have been an email
top 5 responses when I say im vegetarian:
5) can I eat meat in front of you? (I do not care)
4) so you still eat fish? (fish are animals, bud)
3) I couldnt, I'd miss Z too much (ok, I don't)
2) you dont eat any animal products? (that's a vegan)
1) i tried to be be vegetarian but couldn't do it (ok?)
5) can I eat meat in front of you? (I do not care)
4) so you still eat fish? (fish are animals, bud)
3) I couldnt, I'd miss Z too much (ok, I don't)
2) you dont eat any animal products? (that's a vegan)
1) i tried to be be vegetarian but couldn't do it (ok?)
July 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
top 5 responses when I say im vegetarian:
5) can I eat meat in front of you? (I do not care)
4) so you still eat fish? (fish are animals, bud)
3) I couldnt, I'd miss Z too much (ok, I don't)
2) you dont eat any animal products? (that's a vegan)
1) i tried to be be vegetarian but couldn't do it (ok?)
5) can I eat meat in front of you? (I do not care)
4) so you still eat fish? (fish are animals, bud)
3) I couldnt, I'd miss Z too much (ok, I don't)
2) you dont eat any animal products? (that's a vegan)
1) i tried to be be vegetarian but couldn't do it (ok?)
I feel guilty eating cheese and buying new underwear when I already have some and then there are the billionaires flying their 96 private jets without a second thought but I am supposed to believe that we are one and the same and climate change is equally my fault. got it.
July 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I feel guilty eating cheese and buying new underwear when I already have some and then there are the billionaires flying their 96 private jets without a second thought but I am supposed to believe that we are one and the same and climate change is equally my fault. got it.
I have a midwestern aunt that makes so many unhinged salad recipes that she calls regular salad "lettuce salad" and I think thats beautiful.
June 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I have a midwestern aunt that makes so many unhinged salad recipes that she calls regular salad "lettuce salad" and I think thats beautiful.
I love vaccines, I pop em like candy. I have so much immunity that I no longer understand social norms. my therapist thinks im autistic. oh shit is that an mrna vax?? brb im hungry
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I love vaccines, I pop em like candy. I have so much immunity that I no longer understand social norms. my therapist thinks im autistic. oh shit is that an mrna vax?? brb im hungry
anything is indoctrination if you have low enough standards
March 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
anything is indoctrination if you have low enough standards
one week til new hunger games book ONE WEEK TIL NEW HUNGER GAMES BOOK
March 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
one week til new hunger games book ONE WEEK TIL NEW HUNGER GAMES BOOK
who would win, one(1) idiot billionaire or millions of people in an angry mob (asking for a friend)
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
who would win, one(1) idiot billionaire or millions of people in an angry mob (asking for a friend)
sometimes I question my decision to go into science and then I spend all day on an experiment that flops so hard and then I REALLY question my decision to go into science
February 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
sometimes I question my decision to go into science and then I spend all day on an experiment that flops so hard and then I REALLY question my decision to go into science
me, age 19 in gen chem: when the fuck am I ever gonna use the Henderson-Hasselbalch equation
me when my pH 8.4 buffer has a 9.6 pH: well shit
me when my pH 8.4 buffer has a 9.6 pH: well shit
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
me, age 19 in gen chem: when the fuck am I ever gonna use the Henderson-Hasselbalch equation
me when my pH 8.4 buffer has a 9.6 pH: well shit
me when my pH 8.4 buffer has a 9.6 pH: well shit
vegan recipe bloggers need to stop pretending like coconut milk is a neutral- flavored dairy alternative. it's coconut. it tastes like coconut. coconut is gross. i don't need coconut flavored mashed potatoes. what the fuck.
February 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
vegan recipe bloggers need to stop pretending like coconut milk is a neutral- flavored dairy alternative. it's coconut. it tastes like coconut. coconut is gross. i don't need coconut flavored mashed potatoes. what the fuck.
me: it would seem i am feeling a little sad
rat that lives in my brain: purvchase
rat that lives in my brain: purvchase
February 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
me: it would seem i am feeling a little sad
rat that lives in my brain: purvchase
rat that lives in my brain: purvchase
fingerless gloves except only the thumb and index finger tips come off (for ease of grabbing and phone use) and the rest is a regular glove, thus reducing how completely annoying and useless fingerless gloves are
February 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
fingerless gloves except only the thumb and index finger tips come off (for ease of grabbing and phone use) and the rest is a regular glove, thus reducing how completely annoying and useless fingerless gloves are
worst part about being a scientist is that chemicals look absolutely scrumptios. there is surely a direct correlation between level of danger and deliciousness
February 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
worst part about being a scientist is that chemicals look absolutely scrumptios. there is surely a direct correlation between level of danger and deliciousness
me: everything is horrible and I am surely doomed forever and ever
my uterus, two days later: :):)
my uterus, two days later: :):)
February 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
me: everything is horrible and I am surely doomed forever and ever
my uterus, two days later: :):)
my uterus, two days later: :):)
hey that's my emotional support illegal immigrant
January 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
hey that's my emotional support illegal immigrant
bake off judges: you have three hours to make a dozen (infamously difficult to make) croissants
also bake off judges: this croissant is hideously underproved and could have used more time in the oven
also bake off judges: this croissant is hideously underproved and could have used more time in the oven
January 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
bake off judges: you have three hours to make a dozen (infamously difficult to make) croissants
also bake off judges: this croissant is hideously underproved and could have used more time in the oven
also bake off judges: this croissant is hideously underproved and could have used more time in the oven
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All I’m saying is, if Pluto were orbiting Jupiter it would be the fifth most interesting moon of Jupiter.
January 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
All I’m saying is, if Pluto were orbiting Jupiter it would be the fifth most interesting moon of Jupiter.
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I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
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“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”
James Baldwin
James Baldwin
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
science account called queer nye the science gay
million dollar business idea: line of rainbow planners called The Gay Agenda
January 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
science account called queer nye the science gay
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million dollar business idea: line of rainbow planners called The Gay Agenda
January 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
million dollar business idea: line of rainbow planners called The Gay Agenda
million dollar business idea: line of rainbow planners called The Gay Agenda
January 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
million dollar business idea: line of rainbow planners called The Gay Agenda