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@munkeetoe.bsky.social
life long hobby enjoyer
i’m so fucking weak man x.com/inaneslop
April 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i’m so fucking weak man x.com/inaneslop
beautiful woman is busy all weekend i am starving
April 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
beautiful woman is busy all weekend i am starving
if no one blowing up my phone i know eyebuydirect promotional 20% coupon text got me
April 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
if no one blowing up my phone i know eyebuydirect promotional 20% coupon text got me
i think i left all my medication in richmond lmao. i’ll just drive down tomorrow
April 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i think i left all my medication in richmond lmao. i’ll just drive down tomorrow
genuinely can’t believe how much weight i’ve lost in the last month. it’s funny that i still have a such a prominent double chin
April 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
genuinely can’t believe how much weight i’ve lost in the last month. it’s funny that i still have a such a prominent double chin
you guys gotta protect me from opps
April 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
you guys gotta protect me from opps
involuntarily kicking my feet and squealing on my phone at age 29
April 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
involuntarily kicking my feet and squealing on my phone at age 29
my heart is urs if you say something
April 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
my heart is urs if you say something
Sorry gotta Lock-In and not blabber too much
April 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sorry gotta Lock-In and not blabber too much
my posting powers are returning. not gonna make a twitter tho
April 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
my posting powers are returning. not gonna make a twitter tho
Drinking a Celsius is like drinking a can of concentrated heart palpitations
April 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Drinking a Celsius is like drinking a can of concentrated heart palpitations
as a grown man you need to lay around all day surrounded by plushies
April 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
as a grown man you need to lay around all day surrounded by plushies
I keep getting uncircumcised penis content on IG. What is the magic mirror in my hand tryna tell me
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I keep getting uncircumcised penis content on IG. What is the magic mirror in my hand tryna tell me
Ok Dracula is pretty good. I love Renfield what a freak
April 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Ok Dracula is pretty good. I love Renfield what a freak
Referring to all food as “belly-tinder” from now on
April 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Referring to all food as “belly-tinder” from now on
By far my most complimented thing has been my glasses and how well they fit my face. These mfers were $60 and have the wrong pupillary distance
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
By far my most complimented thing has been my glasses and how well they fit my face. These mfers were $60 and have the wrong pupillary distance
Haphazardly booking a tattoo appointment for June
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Haphazardly booking a tattoo appointment for June
elevators probably one of the worst forms of social intimacy to ever exist. a social contract written by a complete weirdo. you can opt out for stairs but c’mon
April 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
elevators probably one of the worst forms of social intimacy to ever exist. a social contract written by a complete weirdo. you can opt out for stairs but c’mon
the CPAP machine stays ON during sex (I will die)
April 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
the CPAP machine stays ON during sex (I will die)
I think my car door mirror breaking was a sign. A sign to get a new car door mirror
April 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think my car door mirror breaking was a sign. A sign to get a new car door mirror
if my mysterious whimsy does not attract this beautiful woman then nothing will
April 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
if my mysterious whimsy does not attract this beautiful woman then nothing will
I think I’m Daffy Duck 🦆
April 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think I’m Daffy Duck 🦆
what’s kind of sexy about Dracula is that I’d love to be held prisoner for days on end in an endless dream haze solely for the purpose of getting sucked
April 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
what’s kind of sexy about Dracula is that I’d love to be held prisoner for days on end in an endless dream haze solely for the purpose of getting sucked
Whole Foods bean burrito the methane levels in this apt are about to be off the charts
April 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whole Foods bean burrito the methane levels in this apt are about to be off the charts
It’s my divine blessing to be able to eat my cake and have it too. Only for me. I’m special
April 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s my divine blessing to be able to eat my cake and have it too. Only for me. I’m special