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Mulder
@mulder101361.bsky.social
It. Ace/Aro/Agender. Bonehoarder. Friend to rats. Disgraced musician.
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Hey Bluesky. It's me, Mulder.
Last night, the long term care residents were watching Mary Poppins. At the end of the movie when Mary flies off with her umbrella, one of the residents laughed and yelled out "Look at her fucking flying off like that!" I'm still chuckling.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good news: I identified the grinding noise I've been hearing for a week and it isn't the computer. Bad news: It's the fish tank filter.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Alright. Found my laser tape measure and used it to measure my stride length to calibrate the Fitbit. So pissed it's been such an ordeal to get it working. My 15 year old pokewalker is a better step counter than anything I've tried.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My sister made a Guinness and cheese sourdough loaf for me. It is AMAZING.
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Welp. I didn't die in my sleep with a concussion, but I do have a big tender knot on the back of my head. Glad I'm off today and tomorrow.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Slipped and fell at work. Hit my head on the floor. No dizziness or nausea, so hoping this turns out better than my last workplace fall.
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It snowed. Hooray! It is so beautiful. I am going to go fucking roll in it because fuck yes winter.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Well shit. Chungus has friends, but not of his own species. Two are three-lined cories, one is a peppered cory. They are all happiest in same-species schools, not the eclectic mix I have. Kinda annoyed by my local pet store.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Took 3 hours, but i got Rusty Spoons' new cage assembled. I only broke 1 corner. Gonna glue that up and let it cure for a few hours before I move him in later tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Got 3 spotted cories to try with Chungus. The lights are off to let them adjust, but Chungus is no longer frantically racing laps around the tank.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I haven't seen Dingus the Cory cat around the aquarium for a few days. No sign of remains inside or outside of the tank. Chungus is doing well, though. If my water quality stays stable, I may try to get him some friends Wednesday.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cw: pet spiders

My spiders arrived! There's a pic on my Mastodon under a content warning.

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October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Did some work on the tank tonight. I added 3 Java ferns: a normal, a narrow leaf, and a windelov. I have never had luck gluing them to rocks, so I'm trying plant weights and just letting them root down into the gravel on their own. Also cleaned out more dang hair algae.
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Gave in and ordered a pair of jumping spiders. I've got one week to get their cages ready, then I will have small, acrobatic, fuzzy friends to watch again.
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I don't know if he missed me, but he seems happy enough chilling with me now. So good to be home.
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Working my way home now. Should get in late tomorrow night, then back on the road Wednesday morning for therapy. Gonna miss the wooly bears, green tree frogs, and leaf insects. So many good critter friends in the south.
October 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Today's outing was a ride along the Blueridge Parkway and the Luray Caverns.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Made a friend at Gettysburg.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Out at the Flight 93 memorial. Bummed that the visitor center is closed, but so thankful for the maintenance worker who took the time to explain the layout and share some facts.
October 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ugh. The thermostat probe got pulled out of the tank somehow and the water hit 95F. 2 rasbora dead, four missing. The 2 Cory cats seem fine, and the shrimp I see are doing fine, but I'm sure I lost some. I'll probably never know because dark blue shrimp on black gravel with plants are hard to see.
October 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Got the shrimp today instead of Monday. 30 blues, with a variety of sizes/ages. I may need to just pour them in after acclimating. I don't have any net fine enough for the tiniest ones.
October 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Aww shit. The shrimp is ordered aren't going to be here until Monday. I leave early that morning for a week. I guess my best chance is to have the pet sitter bring the box in and just dump them in the tank. I don't know if he's willing or able to take the time to acclimate them.
October 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Josh's Frogs has captive bred jumping spiders in stock. I want to order one so bad, but in one week, I'm going on vacation. Between Cheez-It, the roaches, and the fish, I'm already asking a lot of my pet sitter. Dealing with flightless fruit flies just seems like too much.
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Last night I got a hug from one of the LTC residents. Still riding a high from it. She really is such a sweetie when she's not trying to drink the dish soap.

Another resident patted my cheek and called me lovely because I fixed the coffee machine. I do enjoy my shifts in LTC.
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM