Miss Heidy
@msmyers17.bsky.social
Word nerd
AuDHD
Clothes horse
Hat collector
Even bad cookies are still pretty good
I know way too much about history to ever want to time travel
AuDHD
Clothes horse
Hat collector
Even bad cookies are still pretty good
I know way too much about history to ever want to time travel
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Annual reminder that if you cooked a big meal on Thursday, for food *safety* reasons you should be examining your fridge to try to use up or freeze leftovers today and tomorrow.
Nobody wants an accidental foodborne illness.
Nobody wants an accidental foodborne illness.
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Annual reminder that if you cooked a big meal on Thursday, for food *safety* reasons you should be examining your fridge to try to use up or freeze leftovers today and tomorrow.
Nobody wants an accidental foodborne illness.
Nobody wants an accidental foodborne illness.
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This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
I see this in my job. The HS and uni students I manage don't seem to absorb their training. They ask the same questions every shift. They ignore time-off request rules and just assume it'll all work out. They don't improve their skills. And they don't seem to get that their coworkers are also people
It's like they just keep...forgetting? Or they read the instructions and completely disregard them, even knowing that they can't pass the assignment without demonstrating really clear skills (citing material, writing on a course text, etc.). They just...don't do it. And don't seem to care.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I see this in my job. The HS and uni students I manage don't seem to absorb their training. They ask the same questions every shift. They ignore time-off request rules and just assume it'll all work out. They don't improve their skills. And they don't seem to get that their coworkers are also people
Found out my bff has been using AI chatbots. He asks it a q, and then uses the response to find his blindspots. I tried not to judge. I failed. I asked why he didn't just use a pack of tarot cards instead. It's the same outcome. He said I know, it's just cooler.
Gues what he's getting for x mas?
Gues what he's getting for x mas?
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Found out my bff has been using AI chatbots. He asks it a q, and then uses the response to find his blindspots. I tried not to judge. I failed. I asked why he didn't just use a pack of tarot cards instead. It's the same outcome. He said I know, it's just cooler.
Gues what he's getting for x mas?
Gues what he's getting for x mas?
Hi @profanity.accountant, do I swear a lot?
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hi @profanity.accountant, do I swear a lot?
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If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
This whole NYT reporters kerfluffle is really messing with me. I keep reading Lizz'O' and wondering why she got mixed up in all this. The guy needs tp change his name to Lizzard or Lizzie or something less visually similar to Lizzo
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This whole NYT reporters kerfluffle is really messing with me. I keep reading Lizz'O' and wondering why she got mixed up in all this. The guy needs tp change his name to Lizzard or Lizzie or something less visually similar to Lizzo
Oh no! I just realized Whamageddon/ DodgeMariah starts today. I'm quite lucky we don't play Seasonal Music at the restaurant, but that's no guarantee of winning, even for an introvert homebody like me
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh no! I just realized Whamageddon/ DodgeMariah starts today. I'm quite lucky we don't play Seasonal Music at the restaurant, but that's no guarantee of winning, even for an introvert homebody like me
I've been riding and supporting public transit my whole life-- but the only shoofly I've heard of is a pie. Am I a fraud?
Unintentionally revealing that a section of transit Twitter-now-Bluesky thinks “knowing what a shoofly is” is an example of the kind of technical knowledge you need to be a real serious no joke transit advocate. That is not deep technical knowledge!
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I've been riding and supporting public transit my whole life-- but the only shoofly I've heard of is a pie. Am I a fraud?
I know exactly how long I can sit here, stuffed and high, before it becomes critical to put the leftovers away.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I know exactly how long I can sit here, stuffed and high, before it becomes critical to put the leftovers away.
Pie is from a box. So I had to buy a pie crust to make scrap cookies
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Pie is from a box. So I had to buy a pie crust to make scrap cookies
I decided that my "chicken carcass in the freezer to make stock" was better used as a stink indicator to motivate me to take out the trash. I'm not gonna make stock. I'm just not. I'll want to. I'll even buy mire poix stuff. But I'll never make it
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I decided that my "chicken carcass in the freezer to make stock" was better used as a stink indicator to motivate me to take out the trash. I'm not gonna make stock. I'm just not. I'll want to. I'll even buy mire poix stuff. But I'll never make it
My found family are a bunch of potheads. Their kids are pre-teens. The cousins going on walks are in their 40s. It's going to be a relief when the youngins start going on Their walks and we can get high in the living room
WaPo is a fed. All the same parents who lose their mind over 6-7 are just now learning what a cousin walk is thanks the The Narc Times here
Taking a ‘cousin walk’ this Thanksgiving? As cannabis has become less stigmatized and more readily available in the U.S., industry experts say ‘Green Wednesday’ has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My found family are a bunch of potheads. Their kids are pre-teens. The cousins going on walks are in their 40s. It's going to be a relief when the youngins start going on Their walks and we can get high in the living room
I can smell that someone on my floor is bravely cooking a turkey in an oven the size of a Kleenex box. I guess that's my cue to take the rolls out of the freezer to thaw and prove. Should probably put the frozen pie in to bake too
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I can smell that someone on my floor is bravely cooking a turkey in an oven the size of a Kleenex box. I guess that's my cue to take the rolls out of the freezer to thaw and prove. Should probably put the frozen pie in to bake too
It sounds weird, but on Thanksgiving, one of the things I'm grateful for is- I never have old, out-of-date spices. I don't buy any. If needed, I go up to a very large man, poke him in the chest, and say Chef, I'm stealing some* Spice X from your kitchen. And maybe some peppercorns. He says, No
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It sounds weird, but on Thanksgiving, one of the things I'm grateful for is- I never have old, out-of-date spices. I don't buy any. If needed, I go up to a very large man, poke him in the chest, and say Chef, I'm stealing some* Spice X from your kitchen. And maybe some peppercorns. He says, No
Canadian TV is awesome at 3 a.m., when you don't have cable and the insomnia is hitting hard. There's only 7 actors, and they're in everything, so you get to point and say, it's That Woman from the Other Show all the time
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Canadian TV is awesome at 3 a.m., when you don't have cable and the insomnia is hitting hard. There's only 7 actors, and they're in everything, so you get to point and say, it's That Woman from the Other Show all the time
Thanksgiving Eve
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Thanksgiving Eve
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
Miracle #1
The store had everything I needed
Miracle #2
Though crowded, when I went to checkout, there was an open lane with a human cashier, and NO LINE
Miracle #3
It was under $100
Miracle #5
Everything fit in the tiny apartment fridge/freezer
Bonus: my Tupperware all has lids
That...would probably get me into an overpriced 12-Plex Cine-Rama with Dolby Surround Sound
ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
That...would probably get me into an overpriced 12-Plex Cine-Rama with Dolby Surround Sound
O.M.F.G.!!! Can you imagine if, instead of having to willingly invite the psychic damage by opening this app, the Jerry, No! takes just showed up on your phone like any kind of normal message??
my wife made me text this to my father-in-law. the verdict: "just wrong on so many levels."
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
O.M.F.G.!!! Can you imagine if, instead of having to willingly invite the psychic damage by opening this app, the Jerry, No! takes just showed up on your phone like any kind of normal message??
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he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he fell victim to one of the classic blunders! the most famous of which is, ‘never answer the phone for isaac chotiner,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘never behave in a manner which causes derek guy to critique your fashion choices’
Had a young host ask me tonight, "Do you believe in furries?" Like they're Bigfoot or some kinda cryptids.
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Had a young host ask me tonight, "Do you believe in furries?" Like they're Bigfoot or some kinda cryptids.
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
I let out a tiny sigh & told her it isn't necessary for me to believe in furries, I follow a few on socials and was once friends with a pup.
Once again, knowledge > belief
I ran out 2 days ago
I just bought 2 months**worth of reeses pumpkins for $17. That's what I spend on 4 packages with 2 pumpkins each.
**God, I hope i have the self-control for that
**God, I hope i have the self-control for that
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I ran out 2 days ago
Then you get old and your stomach decides delicious, harmless, lovely coffee is now Deadly Poison. So you start drinking tea, and now you're CoE!
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Then you get old and your stomach decides delicious, harmless, lovely coffee is now Deadly Poison. So you start drinking tea, and now you're CoE!
My mother's 3rd MIL insisted on bringing HER Special (unwanted) brown gravy, & nothing else, to Thanksgiving and Christmas. After taking it home, untouched!, for 3 years, she finally huffed that she just wasn't going to bother anymore. Both sides of the family said, Okay! Pass the sausage gravy.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
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November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My mother's 3rd MIL insisted on bringing HER Special (unwanted) brown gravy, & nothing else, to Thanksgiving and Christmas. After taking it home, untouched!, for 3 years, she finally huffed that she just wasn't going to bother anymore. Both sides of the family said, Okay! Pass the sausage gravy.
Had a host at work last night excitedly ask if I wanted to bartend a private event. I don't think she was expecting my Fuck No, Absolutely Not! There's no way in Hell I'll ever work another private party!! to be so loud.
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Had a host at work last night excitedly ask if I wanted to bartend a private event. I don't think she was expecting my Fuck No, Absolutely Not! There's no way in Hell I'll ever work another private party!! to be so loud.
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work
Never occurred to her that I'm working for 11 hrs/day & don't need gig work