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My new millennial privilege brag is that I now live within 10 blocks of TWO Michelin star restaurants in a residence I bought on a $80k salary in 2012.

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 4d

A tech CEO blocked me on Threads a year ago because I was adamant the 1X Neo is a guy in a suit. Called me “obviously a silly fool”

Turns out this fool was right

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 5d

It’s really bizarre they named an underwear after an elbow surgery

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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 15d

Drafting a “Tungsten Arm O’Doyle” post just in case

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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 5d

Will Ozzy pick the bison or the yam?

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 5d

Sharing a Halloween album every day until Halloween

Day 1

Bloody Kisses [Top Shelf Edition] by Type O Negative on Apple Music

Album · 1993 · 17 Songs

music.apple.com

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 6d

Absolutely wild that people will turn to religion for answers when it can’t even explain the La Brea Tar Pits

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 6d

My bud’s 5 yr old liked this one

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 6d

Cam Skattebo was Cam Skattebo into he got hurt, now he’s Skatteboboo

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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 7d

MRW you’re in danger of ruining your sandbags on the 17th teebox

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 10d

So six seehvennn is just gen z Mike Jones?

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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 10d

Who in their right mind “overlooked” this aspect of Trump?

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 10d

It made me drink even more Merlot and it baffles me that the audience reaction went opposite

Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 10d

Elon’s compensation package isn’t a compensation package, according to the recipient of said package.

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Faiz Siddiqui @faizsays.bsky.social · 10d

Elon Musk says Tesla's plan to build an army of Tesla Optimus robots necessitates his $1 trillion pay package: "It's not like I'm going to spend the money ... I don't feel comfortable building a robot army if I don't have at least a strong influence."

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Mr. Matty J @mrmattyj.bsky.social · 10d

Thx Ed, I swear to god I’m not crazy

e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 10d

Asked about his compensation package, Musk says it's not about money. "If I build this massive robot army, can I be ousted in the future?" he asks.

"I don't feel comfortable building that robot army" if I can't retain control, he explains.

bro really thinks he's living a comic book