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Bobby M
@mozzaretti.bsky.social
West Winged messenger.
MD-ANT
Acts, sings, smashes rhythmically.
Oh aye and LFC too
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You just died.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reposted by Bobby M
There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What's that now...
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
🤯
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
In the same way I'm a first rate builder, plumber, chippy & spark despite being utterly crap at DIY
Robbie Gibb describes the BBC's Political Editor Chris Mason as the "unsung hero of covering politics" and "absolutely first rate"
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Giving it the full Amorin energy there.
“I’ll show the media, I’ll show the Tories, I’ll not let them beat me. I’ll be there on Wednesday, I’ll be there next year & I’ll be back the year after that” - Rachel Reeves urges Labour MPs to back budget @jessicaelgot.bsky.social

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Rachel Reeves urges Labour MPs to back her make-or-break budget
Chancellor tells parliamentary party they might not like every measure but promises budget will be ‘fair’
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mason's gig re-boot!
New Year's Eve is a BITCH. It's a fortune to get a cab or get in to a pub and things get CRAZY. Since 2022 I've turned down any NYE gigs offered coz who can be arsed to travel when I can just do it from my own bastard bedroom. Join me with your fave bevvy this NYE! FREE!

twitch.tv/soozkempner
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ya standin' in line
Believin' the lies
Ya bowin' down to the flag
Ya got a bullet in ya head
First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the pontiff
Everybody say his own Kyrie, eleison
Doin' the Vatican Rag
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Turns cricket on...
Turns cricket off
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Yep. he'll lose his seat, piss off to do the US ivy league lecture circuit, whilst we endure temu Hitler and get to be a vassal to Russia
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The Ashes right now
a man holding a burning log in front of him in an office
ALT: a man holding a burning log in front of him in an office
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reposted by Bobby M
Key line on what Robertson has just said there about Jota is about him being "in a bad way" earlier today in his hotel room.

How often have they been in a bad way and just tried to crack on? We don't know and never will.

They've been poor at football at times but don't criticise their character.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Adults in the room, except they're Josh from Big
Asked if Keir Starmer believes British people want to "see refugee children pulled out of school and deported after 10 years in this country”, his spokesman says that “what the British public wants and what this government was elected on a mandate to deliver was to secure our borders"
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Adults in the room latest
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
missing line
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
She was just showing of her new coiff
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Much the same way as I'm going to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM