Morgan Malus
@morganmalus.bsky.social
Small town transsexual. Cider maker. Orchardist. Tractor owner. Climate tech worker. Progressive butt overload enthusiast
what a waste of time
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
what a waste of time
If you *don't* think of a giant malevolent marshmallow, would the inevitably manifested giant malevolent marshmallow torture you for eternity for purposely avoiding thinking of his handsome countenance?
I require US govt financing to build proton rifle backpacks and a nuclear powered ecto containment unit otherwise an inter dimensional omnipotent giant marshmallow will destroy us all
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you *don't* think of a giant malevolent marshmallow, would the inevitably manifested giant malevolent marshmallow torture you for eternity for purposely avoiding thinking of his handsome countenance?
I require US govt financing to build proton rifle backpacks and a nuclear powered ecto containment unit otherwise an inter dimensional omnipotent giant marshmallow will destroy us all
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I require US govt financing to build proton rifle backpacks and a nuclear powered ecto containment unit otherwise an inter dimensional omnipotent giant marshmallow will destroy us all
who is chopping onions plz stop
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
who is chopping onions plz stop
ok, the retro 90's software install box sold me
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
ok, the retro 90's software install box sold me
i have laid off wordpress, I'm now using static website hosted for free at cloudflare. woo, join my webrings
October 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i have laid off wordpress, I'm now using static website hosted for free at cloudflare. woo, join my webrings
Sure twitter is bad but have you ever doomscrolled LinkedIn?
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Sure twitter is bad but have you ever doomscrolled LinkedIn?
"Introduce the American to the men"
"Very well. Over there: Escargot, Chocolate Mousse, Deja Vu, and Soufflé"
"Very well. Over there: Escargot, Chocolate Mousse, Deja Vu, and Soufflé"
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"Introduce the American to the men"
"Very well. Over there: Escargot, Chocolate Mousse, Deja Vu, and Soufflé"
"Very well. Over there: Escargot, Chocolate Mousse, Deja Vu, and Soufflé"
once again on the "yes i survived a 10 year stint at megacorp hellscape and have 15+ years of experience, but sure let's test if i can code up some tricky algorithm that i haven't dealt with since college in your shitty web-based coder tool in under 30 minutes" train
October 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
once again on the "yes i survived a 10 year stint at megacorp hellscape and have 15+ years of experience, but sure let's test if i can code up some tricky algorithm that i haven't dealt with since college in your shitty web-based coder tool in under 30 minutes" train
For one day my sinuses were in heaven thanks to a simple, singular spray of Afrin. In minutes I could breathe; I slept like a baby. A miracle relief from weeks of suffering. Deep down, I knew I had cheated God. Now 24 hours later, the monkey paw curls; the rebound rhinitis is absolute hell.
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
For one day my sinuses were in heaven thanks to a simple, singular spray of Afrin. In minutes I could breathe; I slept like a baby. A miracle relief from weeks of suffering. Deep down, I knew I had cheated God. Now 24 hours later, the monkey paw curls; the rebound rhinitis is absolute hell.
Ladies is it non-binary if I get psyched by listening to Anvil of Crom from Conan while lifting heavy weights?
October 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ladies is it non-binary if I get psyched by listening to Anvil of Crom from Conan while lifting heavy weights?
Reposted by Morgan Malus
this is fucking epic, and i do not use that word lightly. holy shit. @sadqueer4life.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
this is fucking epic, and i do not use that word lightly. holy shit. @sadqueer4life.bsky.social
We're building a SaaS platform to eliminate carbon. For $19/month ($192/year discount), we use advanced AI, geospatial data, visual dashboards, and advanced climate credit accounting systems to tell you to buy less shit.
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We're building a SaaS platform to eliminate carbon. For $19/month ($192/year discount), we use advanced AI, geospatial data, visual dashboards, and advanced climate credit accounting systems to tell you to buy less shit.
"we're in shock. grief." *michael bay explosion*
"we're in mourning" *pyrotechnics, guitar riffs*
"we're in mourning" *pyrotechnics, guitar riffs*
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"we're in shock. grief." *michael bay explosion*
"we're in mourning" *pyrotechnics, guitar riffs*
"we're in mourning" *pyrotechnics, guitar riffs*
Everyone is sleeping on making a batch of piperade and putting it on everything from your steak to your sandwich to your morning toast with a fried egg.
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Everyone is sleeping on making a batch of piperade and putting it on everything from your steak to your sandwich to your morning toast with a fried egg.
Today:
Hip thrust, 300lb, 3 sets of 10
Barbell squat, 165lb, 3 sets of 10
then
Every 2 minutes for 12 minutes:
Power clean, 125lb, 2 reps
high box jump, 2 reps
Hip thrust, 300lb, 3 sets of 10
Barbell squat, 165lb, 3 sets of 10
then
Every 2 minutes for 12 minutes:
Power clean, 125lb, 2 reps
high box jump, 2 reps
So like how are y'all dealing with the fear?
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Today:
Hip thrust, 300lb, 3 sets of 10
Barbell squat, 165lb, 3 sets of 10
then
Every 2 minutes for 12 minutes:
Power clean, 125lb, 2 reps
high box jump, 2 reps
Hip thrust, 300lb, 3 sets of 10
Barbell squat, 165lb, 3 sets of 10
then
Every 2 minutes for 12 minutes:
Power clean, 125lb, 2 reps
high box jump, 2 reps
"He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Grail already."
September 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the Grail already."
I lost all my guns in a boating accident
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I lost all my guns in a boating accident
Alien: Earth, people. This show is fire
September 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Alien: Earth, people. This show is fire
Adding hidden Unicode characters to my LLM prompts to have it subtlety insult me with every answer
August 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Adding hidden Unicode characters to my LLM prompts to have it subtlety insult me with every answer
Actual facts
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS @jancisrobinson.com PUBLISHED MY ESSAY ON WHY GEWÜRZTRAMINER IS THE MOST TRANSSEXUAL GRAPE
WWC25 – Gewürztraminer: the most transsexual grape, by Cat Fitzpatrick
www.jancisrobinson.com
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Actual facts
I actually love this if the starting price is exactly 1 billion dollars and it requires a non-geriatric brain
Hey could we stop doing literal RoboCop shit for five minutes
A startup is pitching a mind-uploading service that is “100 percent fatal”
Nectome will preserve your brain, but you have to be euthanized first.
www.technologyreview.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I actually love this if the starting price is exactly 1 billion dollars and it requires a non-geriatric brain
5 1/2 year run dodging this bullshit has come to an end
August 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
5 1/2 year run dodging this bullshit has come to an end
