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Momma D

@mommad88.bsky.social

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Married, Mom of 4. Canadian🇨🇦. Diapering Aficionado, Human Kleenex, & Cuddler Extraordinaire. Occasionally Funny. She/Her. I need a nap.😴

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · 13h

Did your kids get anything really random trick-or-treating?

Mine all got packs of hockey cards.😂😂

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Aug 11

The amount of time I say "Do you want to go to X? ... Yes? Then get ready to go!!" is something I was not prepared for. 🙃😂

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jul 26

Are they even eating if they aren't upside-down?🙃😂😂

a person hanging upside down with the words monkey alert behind them

ALT: a person hanging upside down with the words monkey alert behind them

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jul 4

🤘😝

a man and a woman are standing in front of a bunch of potted plants and the word muuulch is visible

ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a bunch of potted plants and the word muuulch is visible

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jul 2

Was this just a small-town/local thing? Was it a fever dream? I've asked people in the past, & they always look at me like I've got three heads.😂🍦

@dairyqueens.bsky.social

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jul 2

Does anyone remember Dairy Queen having regular ice cream? 30-ish years ago. Not just soft-serve, but like actual buckets of it in freezer cases, with different flavours that you could pick out & get cones from.

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jul 1

I had some similar "friends" years ago. She started sleeping with him while he was dating someone else, they got caught(in the act), then years later he cheated on girl #2 (she later lamented about it on Facebook), with #3 who he also cheated on. Buddy was a First-class douche canoe.👌

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 10

Opportunities, transitions, or possibly feeling trapped.🚪

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 5

Those are beautiful! I love the bee.😊💗

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 5

Beautiful! I love the little touch of pink in the middle.💗😊

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 5

Thank you.💗😊

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 4

No.

(SAHM of 4)

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 4

I'm seeing so many Peonies in my feed right now, this brings me so much joy. I'm on my way to my Granny's funeral, she always had Peonies in her garden, so I'll always think of her when I see them.

Please fill my comments with your Peonies; a virtual bouquet for my Granny.🌸

#BloomScrolling

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · Jun 4

Ok @viarailcanada.bsky.social , getting fancy with your new train cars, & giant bathrooms. I'm here for it.🚆😊

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 31

🎶What a difference a day makes...🎶

My peonies are blooming. They will always make me think of my Granny. She had peonies in her garden.

A bright, pink peony, speckled with raindrops, ready to bloom.

The same Peony the next day, fully open, bathed in sunlight.

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 20

My second was the same way. First one LOVED the swing, second would have none of it.😂😂

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 20

Girl, you gotta do what you gotta do. Baby was fine, & you got clean.🛁

When I had my first I would bring his swing into the bathroom & he'd chill in there while I had my 3am showers.😆

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 19

#BloomScrolling

A Japanese Quince in full bloom.

The flowers have a soft, sweet smell, & such a beautiful colour(the picture doesn't do it justice).

Orangey-pink blossoms on a Quince tree, strikingly juxtaposed to the green grass behind them.

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 18

The void is staring at me.👁

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 17

Bookshelves & the comfiest chair.😊

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 17

Doomscroll = 🚫🙅🏼‍♀️
Bloomscroll = ✅️👍

#BloomScrolling #Flowers #SaturdaySanity #PeacefulAndPretty

Wild strawberry blossoms grow through the grass, kissed with raindrops.

Tulips standing tall amongst dandelions & hyacinth.

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 10

First morning coffee on the new couch.😊🛋

Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 9

Meanwhile, your Canadian neighbour has been turning off the heat during the day, & opening the windows.😎😆

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 8

"I don't need to write this down. I'll remember."

*proceeds to forget*
*chastises myself for not writing it down*🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · May 8

I mustn’t forget to do that thing. I mustn’t forget to do that thing. I mustn’t forget to do that thing. I mustn’t forget to do that thing.

[Forgets]

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Momma D @mommad88.bsky.social · May 5

For your #BloomScrolling pleasure.🌹🌱

Trillium, & Rose of Sharon.

A Quartet of Trillium nestled amongst green, leafy plants.

A Rose of Sharon rises above a bed of dead leaves.