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mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Mar 27

Me anytime Trump is 'reading' something:

a little girl talking to a boy in a coffin with the words " where are his glasses "

Alt: A little girl talking to a boy in a coffin with the words "Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses."

media.tenor.com

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Mar 1

Me: We lost all our soft power in less than a month.

Dad: 300 million Americans don't understand what soft power is to begin with.

Me: 😱😱😱😱💀

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Mar 1

On January 2nd, I made a 2025 Bingo list (to be randomized whenevs)

Unfortunately, today, I crossed off #12...

Really hoping for #10. #HANSON

#wheresthelove

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 28

Bully: Aw, you gonna go cry to your Momma?

Me: Why‽ Y'all need backup?

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 22

It's all fun and games until your sex robot breaks up with you. 🙃

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 17

How the fuck does this shit work?

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 16

Told my therapist that I want to vacation in Saint Marie.

Now, they're worried that I may be a danger to myself or others.

#deathinparadise

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 10

Oh no, y'all. The city of Brotherly Love is about to be burned to the ground. #Philadelphia #EAGLES

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 10

#Pfizer get fucked.
Drug commercials aren't supposed to be catchy.

#SMD

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Feb 4

I figured out why President Musk and Donald are upset about #DEI. They think it means Dad. Emotionally. Involved.

#thatssosad #getthemhelp

mollykblase.bsky.social @mollykblase.bsky.social · Jan 29

Do you feel disposable? #project2025