Molly Bailey
@mollyabailey.bsky.social
Guys, I should totally take the gas station mayonnaise home, right?
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guys, I should totally take the gas station mayonnaise home, right?
I am a sunset kind of person, not a sunrise kind of person 😴
November 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am a sunset kind of person, not a sunrise kind of person 😴
Are you even a cat owner if you aren't making up songs about them to the tune of "Lovely Ladies" from Les Misérables?
October 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Are you even a cat owner if you aren't making up songs about them to the tune of "Lovely Ladies" from Les Misérables?
Today was one of those days where I carried my book around the house with me, from room to room, but never actually read any of it 🫠
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Today was one of those days where I carried my book around the house with me, from room to room, but never actually read any of it 🫠
Dog's first time at a hotel. Will it be awful or fine?? Tune in tomorrow! 🤪
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
September 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dog's first time at a hotel. Will it be awful or fine?? Tune in tomorrow! 🤪
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
He was growing at people in the lobby so we're off to a great start 🫣
Based on our kids' art projects, what animal did we learn about today? You get 2 guesses 😅
September 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Based on our kids' art projects, what animal did we learn about today? You get 2 guesses 😅
Ahhh good ol' age 36, where you're popping 3 ibuprofen and going to bed with ice packs on 2 different parts of your body.....
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
August 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ahhh good ol' age 36, where you're popping 3 ibuprofen and going to bed with ice packs on 2 different parts of your body.....
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
Aging is a privilege and I am happy for it but this week has been rough 😵💫
I am stuck in insurance hold hell.
August 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am stuck in insurance hold hell.
Who remembers everything I needed to get done today? Because I sure don't and I didn't make a list.....
August 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Who remembers everything I needed to get done today? Because I sure don't and I didn't make a list.....
At least my love life isn't DOA.....
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
At least my love life isn't DOA.....
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
*clap*clap*clap*clap*
Just told the cart guy that I just "lost my sausages" when the hot dogs fell out of my cart if you would like a glimpse of how socially awkward I can get 🫠🫣
August 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just told the cart guy that I just "lost my sausages" when the hot dogs fell out of my cart if you would like a glimpse of how socially awkward I can get 🫠🫣
Plating is important.
July 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Plating is important.
What do we need from the store? 🤔 I'm not making an extra trip!
July 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What do we need from the store? 🤔 I'm not making an extra trip!
Are knees *really* necessary? I mean, c'mon.....
July 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Are knees *really* necessary? I mean, c'mon.....
PSA of the evening: don't try to cook rice in the crockpot. It never works 🫠
July 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
PSA of the evening: don't try to cook rice in the crockpot. It never works 🫠
@jasonlamb.org did you know that the Redwall series was made into graphic novels too??
June 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@jasonlamb.org did you know that the Redwall series was made into graphic novels too??
🎶 IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY 🎶
🎶 GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY 🎶
🎶 GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY 🎶
June 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
🎶 IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY 🎶
🎶 GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY 🎶
🎶 GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY 🎶
You know you're getting old when your Friday night consists of searching the internet for the best full leg compression sleeve 🫠
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You know you're getting old when your Friday night consists of searching the internet for the best full leg compression sleeve 🫠
Taco Bell has some of the best fast food fries. I will be accepting no questions at this time.
May 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Taco Bell has some of the best fast food fries. I will be accepting no questions at this time.
Need a Pro Tip to make your house smell better?
Throw away the large stash of rotting potatoes that you bought before your injury and didn't get a chance to make because you couldn't stand.
Follow me for more Pro Tips!
Throw away the large stash of rotting potatoes that you bought before your injury and didn't get a chance to make because you couldn't stand.
Follow me for more Pro Tips!
May 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Need a Pro Tip to make your house smell better?
Throw away the large stash of rotting potatoes that you bought before your injury and didn't get a chance to make because you couldn't stand.
Follow me for more Pro Tips!
Throw away the large stash of rotting potatoes that you bought before your injury and didn't get a chance to make because you couldn't stand.
Follow me for more Pro Tips!
Already envisioning tomorrow morning's cup of caffeine....
April 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Already envisioning tomorrow morning's cup of caffeine....
Just remembered I have a pair of Loop earplugs - to give you an idea of the kind of day I am having 🫠
April 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just remembered I have a pair of Loop earplugs - to give you an idea of the kind of day I am having 🫠