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Morgan Leshniowsky
@mlesh02.bsky.social
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mlesh02.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social I saw this sign in a cafe in Pittsburgh, PA, and thought of you. Abortion is healthcare!
White print on a pink background reads: “Abortion pills are medically safe, effective, and available in every state. Learn more at plancpills.org”
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
I’m working on Thanksgiving but the good part is that I have time to draw things. Normally I don’t do this, but screw it. @amirtalai.bsky.social I attempted to draw Alastor. Enjoy (or don’t, haha)
Alastor, a cartoon deer from a TV show, is depicted singing with eyes closed
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social I’m not sure if it counts as a “deep dive” if I only went to one other site, but I watched all the FAQ and followed you on IG, so yay for breaking shadowbans?
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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jackbern.bsky.social
drink apple juice out of the cat litter tray and do not open that cupboard door, it's the TASKMASTER SERIES 20 EPISODE 10 STATS ROUND UP jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 10: The Stats Round Up
WARNING! This stats post is obviously all about the events of the finale of Taskmaster Series 20! Genuinely absolutely do not click this…
jackbern23.medium.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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jackbern.bsky.social
pop a mannequin in a sexy blond wig and try to kill a crew member with some bricks, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 9 Stats Round Up jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 9: The Stats Round Up
Warning! This blog contains spoilers for the latest episode of Taskmaster Series 20! Do not go past this picture of Richard Herring simply…
jackbern23.medium.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Job job job job I need a job job @ Alice Sneeden ( @taskmaster.tv )
hankgreen.bsky.social Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · Oct 13
JOB!
complexly.bsky.social Complexly @complexly.bsky.social · Sep 23
Complexly is looking to hire a Director of Development!

If you're interested, please review our job posting at Complexly.com/job and apply before Friday, October 17!
October 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
However, why would anyone want a nectarine when a peach is available? Peaches are just better all around.
watsoncomedian.bsky.social Mark Watson, but at Christmas, but with a murder-mystery podcast @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · Oct 10
This is a user error. You’ve got to look at your own skewed expectations. A nectarine isn’t out there promising the earth. It’s just promising to be a satisfying tangy few mouthfuls. And most of the time it’ll come good on that.
anonopin.bsky.social Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · Oct 10
Nothing promises more and delivers less than a nectarine.
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
mlesh02.bsky.social
It’s the 8 year trouser-verssary. Happy celebration to @watsoncomedian.bsky.social and everyone else who’s tried to steal trousers from Greg Davies.
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
For those of us that think stats is an amazing way to spend an evening.

@jackbern.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv @watsoncomedian.bsky.social @herring1967.bsky.social
Inconsistent Scoring and Taskmaster
Some of the people who were (or thought they were) affected.
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October 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Tired of Jeremy’s inconsistent scoring? Did Greg really give Noel more points? Well, you’re finally going to get the answers, because I DID THE STATS! With the help of @jackbern.bsky.social spreadsheet for the UK, I’m crunching the numbers to see how inconsistent everyone really is. COMING SOON!
Bree Tomasel looking like she’s going to shake somebody
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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jackbern.bsky.social
force a snake to bite Reece Shearsmith on the leg, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 3 Stats Round Up! featuring urine, doors and far too much information about football jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 3: The Stats Round Up
Whoa nelly! Hold your horses! This article is packed to the gills with spoilers for Series 20 Episode 3 of Taskmaster! Do not go past this…
jackbern23.medium.com
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by Morgan Leshniowsky
jackbern.bsky.social
oh grab a floral bag and pull out a chicken, it's the Taskmaster Series 20 Stats Round Up! Featuring ducks, George Michael and the Treaty of Versailles!
jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 2: The Stats Round Up
Oi! You! Yes you! Get off my land/this whimsical statistical blogpost! This place is rotten with spoilers for the latest episode of…
jackbern23.medium.com
September 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Here’s the last of the stats until Australia- I relax and let @jackbern.bsky.social take the mantle for the UK.

@taskmaster.tv
Taskmaster Season 6 Finale — The Stats
We’re here! Season 6 of Taskmaster New Zealand has just wrapped up, and boy, do we have a lot to talk about. You should know by now that…
medium.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
One day moreeeeee (of stats) (until TM AU airs)

@samsmithcomedy.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv @jackbern.bsky.social
TMNZ — Penultimate RoundUp
If you read this without seeing the episode, you legally must send me a video of you doing a jig! Don’t pass this picture if you don’t…
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September 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Make a band singular:

1 Pilot
scriblit.bsky.social GHC Has Gorra Lorra Fings On (the radio) @scriblit.bsky.social · Sep 13
He might be a giant
nick-pettigrew.bsky.social Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · Sep 13
Make a band singular:

Maniac
September 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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jackbern.bsky.social
look stop talking about that and start reading THIS, the Taskmaster Series 20 PREMIERE STATS ROUND UP! Featuring a DEEP DIVE into THE CURTAIN IN THE CARAVAN (yes I know that's what you people love, you disgusting freaks) jackbern23.medium.com/taskmaster-s...
Taskmaster Series 20 Episode 1: The Stats Round Up
Oi! You! After this point there are spoilers for Series 20 Episode 1 of Taskmaster UK! If you don’t haven’t watched, don’t go any further…
jackbern23.medium.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
The stats roundups are containing more and more stats, this is insane! (I do cover bidets and other things too).
@jackbern.bsky.social @samsmithcomedy.bsky.social
TMNZ — Series 6 Episode 8 Stats Roundup
Go sit in your little chair and have a think if you decided to open this without having seen the episode- there are SPOILERS ahead!
medium.com
September 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Come one, come all, I have stats about balls (and location tasks and all the other good stuff)

@jackbern.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
@taskmasterpepod.bsky.social
Taskmaster NZ — Season 6, Episode 7 Stats
I did say last time that I would do stats surrounding Jack’s antics last live task, and I deliver on my promises! That was the first time…
medium.com
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social do you have Venmo or Zelle in the UK?
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
It’s another roundup- 2 more weeks to go!

@taskmaster.tv @jackbern.bsky.social
Taskmaster NZ Stats Roundup — Episode 6
Make sure you finish eating your burger before diving into these stats, and make like Jack and read them wherever you are!
medium.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
These are some stats, some stats about tasks…

@taskmaster.tv @jackbern.bsky.social @samsmithcomedy.bsky.social
Taskmaster NZ Series 6 Episode 5 Stats Roundup
If you haven’t, or if you’re not a New Zealander and therefore haven’t listened to their national anthem before, I definitely recommend it…
medium.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Yes I’m late and yes I’m sorry!
@taskmaster.tv @jackbern.bsky.social
Taskmaster NZ Series 6 Episode 4 — Stats Roundup
Sorry for the delay! Unfortunately, nursing school orientation and TMNZ didn’t coordinate as to the best time for an episode to come out…
medium.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Complete with the results of me and @jackbern.bsky.social talking about vehicles for an hour

@samsmithcomedy.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
Taskmaster NZ S6E3 — The Stats
While I hope you’ve watched this episode before reading this, I will warn you- probably not the best to watch in a public place. I am in…
medium.com
August 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Series 6 Episode 2 Stats Roundup- whoever decided to post these twice a week did not think about the statistics people!

@taskmaster.tv
@jackbern.bsky.social
@samsmithcomedy.bsky.social
Taskmaster NZ Series 6 Episode 2 — The Stats
There is a lot to unpack in this episode, so let’s dive in. There will be spoilers, so don’t pass this picture of Guy Williams telling you…
medium.com
August 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
mlesh02.bsky.social
Ready for New Zealand stats? That’s right, I’ve spent too many hours on things that in the end don’t matter, in a slightly different font than @jackbern.bsky.social! Enjoy

@samsmithcomedy.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
Taskmaster NZ Series 6 Episode 1: The Stats
Now you may have looked at the title of this and went “since when is Jack Bernhardt doing New Zealand stats?” The answer to that would…
medium.com
August 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM