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like Malcolm Mooney,
smoke a haiku cigarette.
your skeets drift skyward

he/him
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shitpost like you're Piero Manzoni
random Wikipedia finds for the morning:

Brian Jones introduced Nico to Andy Warhol

Jodorowsky initiated Francoise Hardy in tarot
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Find Around, Fuck Out
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
[wiki tweed article] "The original name of the cloth was tweel, Scots for twill, the material being woven in a twilled rather than a plain pattern."

wait every time i say "twill tweed" now im gonna think of this. english is silly
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(fabric nerd stuff, skip if you don't like fashion or cool stuff or looking nice)

ok so the fabric is a reversible 70 wool/30 linen twill tweed. the warp is black, the weft is grey shot thru with white and russet and cyan.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bobbing for uncles
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
bob's your spongechud uncler
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
⚠️ TEMPERATURE CRITICAL ⚠️
initiate wool cocoon
stasis procedure immediately
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i'm afraid we have some disturbing news, sir. it's your big guy pants. they're... not okay. they have spongiform bobinitus. we'll have to put them down
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i worked with a russian dude named yuri. do you guys all know him too
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
if emily post were still with us today she would tell you that in order to be a good host, you need to know how adblocker works
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
so this is basically what my life is like rn
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
at least once a month somebody asks whether i'm in a band based on how i dress, but nobody's ever asked whether i tailor my own clothing when i'm at karaoke
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
just went to a little bar that puts up random bands. all we knew was tonight is jazz. we get there for the first song, and the sax player says "tonight we'll be performing all kenny g covers"

plays a few songs. he's in his thirties maybe, says he's from china. apparently during china's capitalist
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
do you guys ever get hungry, but just for water? and then you have some water and you're not hungry anymore. it's like having the water has satiated your hunger
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
consistency-wise, peanut butter is basically the stew of gazpachos
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
i usually say i don't like soup, but i guess i actually eat it pretty often
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
it's stimulating
Tim Curry Official Music Video - I Do The Rock
YouTube video by Tim Curry
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
if you want to have a good time, or make people really laugh at a party, you can use bot tan. and you can say do a nice compliment of someone. you can tell, it's, so, you can tell bot tan be nicer to this person. you can just get more unhinged and keep saying be nicer, be nicer, be nicer to everyone
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
looks like it's that time of year again, and we'd like to remind everyone here that just because you don't 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘺 as satanic doesn't mean you aren't 𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 satanic
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
oh shit plant just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
oh shit pulp just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
if master shake was thirty or forty years old in 2005, he is currently fifty or sixty years old
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the grass can't be greener on either side because the word green comes from the Middle English and Old English word grene, which, like the German word grün, has the same root as the words grass and grow.[5] It is from a Common Germanic *gronja-, which is also reflected in Old Norse grænn, Old High G
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
that's just your brain talking. pay it no mind
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
oh shit pulp just appeared on tiny desk. for those who need to know
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM