Mandy (she/her)
@mjneuman.bsky.social
Writer | Lover of Wine | Runner | Broncos Fan
We’ve had about 5 total kids but I have enjoyed snacking and drinking on the porch.
November 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We’ve had about 5 total kids but I have enjoyed snacking and drinking on the porch.
I never realized how much all the whispering in Poltergeist bugs me.
an older woman wearing a necklace with turquoise and silver beads is standing in front of a door ..
ALT: an older woman wearing a necklace with turquoise and silver beads is standing in front of a door ..
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October 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I never realized how much all the whispering in Poltergeist bugs me.
This bike was dropped in our bushes Wednesday night. I don’t know anything about the quality of the bike, but the person it belongs to may be missing it either way. Let me know if it could be yours. cc: @randballsstu.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This bike was dropped in our bushes Wednesday night. I don’t know anything about the quality of the bike, but the person it belongs to may be missing it either way. Let me know if it could be yours. cc: @randballsstu.bsky.social
I feel like HBO’s mocking me.
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I feel like HBO’s mocking me.
So…when I laid on the horn and gave that lady the finger this morning?
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So…when I laid on the horn and gave that lady the finger this morning?
Ever since Dewey Cox, Stu has no interest in biopics about bands/musicians. This Springsteen movie is going to test that.
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ever since Dewey Cox, Stu has no interest in biopics about bands/musicians. This Springsteen movie is going to test that.
Hello, Gorgeous!
October 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hello, Gorgeous!
We’re dog-sitting. He’s been here for a while now, should be comfy with the house. He won’t go into the basement, so I assume that’s where the ghosts are.
October 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We’re dog-sitting. He’s been here for a while now, should be comfy with the house. He won’t go into the basement, so I assume that’s where the ghosts are.
Creepy is someone playing Mad World on the piano outside the church across the street while it’s still dark out.
October 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Creepy is someone playing Mad World on the piano outside the church across the street while it’s still dark out.
Trying to pick a new baseball team.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trying to pick a new baseball team.
For reasons that aren’t important, I’ve been watching a lot of Hallmark the last few days. The ads for Chicken Sisters features several really good actors doing a lot of really bad acting. I haven’t watched the actual show yet.
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
For reasons that aren’t important, I’ve been watching a lot of Hallmark the last few days. The ads for Chicken Sisters features several really good actors doing a lot of really bad acting. I haven’t watched the actual show yet.
Why aren’t they showing the hellscape of Minneapolis on SNF? The NFL is so woke!
September 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Why aren’t they showing the hellscape of Minneapolis on SNF? The NFL is so woke!
I’m sure all the Dems falling all over themselves to offer condolences think they’re being the “bigger people.” Really, it just seems like they’re just abandoning their supporters.
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’m sure all the Dems falling all over themselves to offer condolences think they’re being the “bigger people.” Really, it just seems like they’re just abandoning their supporters.
My daughter is getting her grandpa high right now. It’s the best thing.
August 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My daughter is getting her grandpa high right now. It’s the best thing.
It was fun to imagine.
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It was fun to imagine.
I’m not upset about influencers who choose not to post about a tragedy. I think it’s more upsetting when they post about one for attention, clicks and engagement.
August 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m not upset about influencers who choose not to post about a tragedy. I think it’s more upsetting when they post about one for attention, clicks and engagement.
At the fair in The Hangar. The whole place is watching a couple play Jenga.
August 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
At the fair in The Hangar. The whole place is watching a couple play Jenga.
If Newsom didn’t suck so bad otherwise, I’d be a lot more excited about these posts.
August 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If Newsom didn’t suck so bad otherwise, I’d be a lot more excited about these posts.
Going to Allianz tonight for the first time. Is there anything specific a person should eat there?
August 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Going to Allianz tonight for the first time. Is there anything specific a person should eat there?
I am so tired of people who make other people’s problems about them.
August 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I am so tired of people who make other people’s problems about them.
My husband: I don’t want to alarm you, but let me point out this thing you wouldn’t have noticed otherwise.
August 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My husband: I don’t want to alarm you, but let me point out this thing you wouldn’t have noticed otherwise.
Good news is our plane landed at MSP before the storm hit. The bad news is they couldn’t get bags off the plane in time. Now we’re partying in baggage claim.
July 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Good news is our plane landed at MSP before the storm hit. The bad news is they couldn’t get bags off the plane in time. Now we’re partying in baggage claim.
I have seen a moose exactly 2 times in my life. Both have been while I was driving, in the dark and the moose decided the road was a good place to hang out.
July 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have seen a moose exactly 2 times in my life. Both have been while I was driving, in the dark and the moose decided the road was a good place to hang out.
So…maybe don’t get vodka tipsy then watch Barbie on a plane.
July 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So…maybe don’t get vodka tipsy then watch Barbie on a plane.
The thing about this house versus our apartment is there are so many more places for me to lose my keys and sunnies.
June 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The thing about this house versus our apartment is there are so many more places for me to lose my keys and sunnies.