MisterretsiM
@misterretsim.bsky.social
Erotica author. He/Him. Writing futa, hyper and other ridiculous things! Consider supporting me on Patreon: http://patreon.com/MisterretsiM
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MisterretsiM
@misterretsim.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Get more from MisterretsiM on Patreon
creating Hyper and Excessive Smut
patreon.com
My links:
Patreon: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Mister...
Hentai-Foundry: hentai-foundry.com/user/Misterr...
Literotica: literotica.com/stories/memb...
Patreon: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Mister...
Hentai-Foundry: hentai-foundry.com/user/Misterr...
Literotica: literotica.com/stories/memb...
I do have a comm I’m taking after I finish this. Kind of a last-minute comm, and not an “emergency” one like last time. I just want a little extra spending money for Xmas so I can treat my mom to some nice gifts and not feel stressed about my budget
25k words written for Growing Obsession pt2
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I do have a comm I’m taking after I finish this. Kind of a last-minute comm, and not an “emergency” one like last time. I just want a little extra spending money for Xmas so I can treat my mom to some nice gifts and not feel stressed about my budget
This is also good news because I threatened to quit writing if I didn't pull Vampire Rice Shower, so rejoice, I am still here
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is also good news because I threatened to quit writing if I didn't pull Vampire Rice Shower, so rejoice, I am still here
25k words written for Growing Obsession pt2
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
25k words written for Growing Obsession pt2
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE LOOK WHO I PULLED
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE LOOK WHO I PULLED
The first of December is a great time to show your support for your favorite hyper futa author :) whether its joining the P-Site, or just reading, liking, and/or commenting on one my publicly available works, any and all support is appreciated
My links:
Patreon: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Mister...
Hentai-Foundry: hentai-foundry.com/user/Misterr...
Literotica: literotica.com/stories/memb...
Patreon: patreon.com/MisterretsiM
ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Mister...
Hentai-Foundry: hentai-foundry.com/user/Misterr...
Literotica: literotica.com/stories/memb...
Get more from MisterretsiM on Patreon
creating Hyper and Excessive Smut
patreon.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The first of December is a great time to show your support for your favorite hyper futa author :) whether its joining the P-Site, or just reading, liking, and/or commenting on one my publicly available works, any and all support is appreciated
I dreamt about BDSM, college, and bugs last night, in that order, each dream weirder than the last. I suppose I should just be happy that they weren't all combined lol
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I dreamt about BDSM, college, and bugs last night, in that order, each dream weirder than the last. I suppose I should just be happy that they weren't all combined lol
Reposted by MisterretsiM
Zosime and Pravya
Pravya's not short (5'10")- Zosime is just really tall (7'10")
Pravya's not short (5'10")- Zosime is just really tall (7'10")
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Zosime and Pravya
Pravya's not short (5'10")- Zosime is just really tall (7'10")
Pravya's not short (5'10")- Zosime is just really tall (7'10")
Reposted by MisterretsiM
Let it burn.
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Let it burn.
I wish I knew more than like, eight words
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wish I knew more than like, eight words
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
Disturbed
GWAR
Steely Dan
Freddie Gibbs
Tech N9ne
Disturbed
GWAR
Steely Dan
Freddie Gibbs
Tech N9ne
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
Thundercat
Snarky Puppy
Moonchild
Anomalie
Yellow Jackets
Thundercat
Snarky Puppy
Moonchild
Anomalie
Yellow Jackets
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Kendrick Lamar
Kaytra
Sampha
Badbadnotgood
Tyler the Creator
Kendrick Lamar
Kaytra
Sampha
Badbadnotgood
Tyler the Creator
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
Disturbed
GWAR
Steely Dan
Freddie Gibbs
Tech N9ne
Disturbed
GWAR
Steely Dan
Freddie Gibbs
Tech N9ne
'Cause love like ours is never ever FREEEEEEEE
The harmonizing that happens when Smokey Robinson sings the word “free” during the chorus of The Agony And The Ecstasy fills me with blissful chills
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
'Cause love like ours is never ever FREEEEEEEE
Took a couple days off to enjoy Thanksgiving, but Growing Obsession pt2 is now at 20k words!
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Took a couple days off to enjoy Thanksgiving, but Growing Obsession pt2 is now at 20k words!
Treat yourself post-Thanksgiving with a voyeuristic hyper futa sex scene
Third chapter of Intimately Influenced it out now
Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job
First sex chapter!
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job
First sex chapter!
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Intimately Influenced - Chapter 3 - MisterretsiM - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Treat yourself post-Thanksgiving with a voyeuristic hyper futa sex scene
Reposted by MisterretsiM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
Reposted by MisterretsiM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
Chapter 3 of Intimately Influenced is out now on Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/intimately...
Get it while its hot! (and trust me, its hot)
Get it while its hot! (and trust me, its hot)
Intimately Influenced Ch. 03 - Transgender - Literotica.com
What Goes Bump In The Night.
www.literotica.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chapter 3 of Intimately Influenced is out now on Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/intimately...
Get it while its hot! (and trust me, its hot)
Get it while its hot! (and trust me, its hot)
Reposted by MisterretsiM
Is this another feel-good story? Not sure. It's a little less feely-good than the last one, at least. Not all the dicks get stuck in all the holes they want to get stuck in. SHOCKER
Who am I kidding? It's another feel-good story lol why am I broken like this
archiveofourown.org/works/74802386
Who am I kidding? It's another feel-good story lol why am I broken like this
archiveofourown.org/works/74802386
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is this another feel-good story? Not sure. It's a little less feely-good than the last one, at least. Not all the dicks get stuck in all the holes they want to get stuck in. SHOCKER
Who am I kidding? It's another feel-good story lol why am I broken like this
archiveofourown.org/works/74802386
Who am I kidding? It's another feel-good story lol why am I broken like this
archiveofourown.org/works/74802386
The harmonizing that happens when Smokey Robinson sings the word “free” during the chorus of The Agony And The Ecstasy fills me with blissful chills
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The harmonizing that happens when Smokey Robinson sings the word “free” during the chorus of The Agony And The Ecstasy fills me with blissful chills
Reposted by MisterretsiM
If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.
Already seeing folks say, "Well, HORSES isn't YUCKY PORN like other games are, so..." which is super frustrating.
Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.
Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Now is NOT the time to be throwing the hentai games you happen not to like under the bus. Your rage should be directly at payment processors.
Join the fight
stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If you don't get that the "yucky porn games" are the gateway to censor further media that YOU personally think is acceptable, you need to get your head out of your ass. They're trying to divide people into smaller groups so their collective power is also smaller. Kill the cop in your head.
SEX CHAPTER READ IT
Intimately Influenced chapter 3 is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Hentai Foundry
www.hentai-foundry.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
SEX CHAPTER READ IT
my slut fit is no longer tight enough to be slutty 😔now its just a fit
Pro of losing 75 pounds (and counting): Sexier than ever. I'm so gorgeous that I constantly fear that I'll be swarmed by women wherever I go like a member of a British Pop-Rock band at the height of Beatlemania if I step outside
Cons of losing 75 pounds (and counting): clothe to big
Cons of losing 75 pounds (and counting): clothe to big
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
my slut fit is no longer tight enough to be slutty 😔now its just a fit
Really difficult to get any writing done when I can't stop repeating the lyrics "finger fuck her singin Usher" under my breath over and over again. Really just hoping its not my end of the year vocal stim
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Really difficult to get any writing done when I can't stop repeating the lyrics "finger fuck her singin Usher" under my breath over and over again. Really just hoping its not my end of the year vocal stim
Third chapter of Intimately Influenced it out now
Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job
First sex chapter!
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job
First sex chapter!
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Intimately Influenced - Chapter 3 - MisterretsiM - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Third chapter of Intimately Influenced it out now
Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job
First sex chapter!
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Miguel gives in to his curiosity and spies on her, learning the truth about her and her job
First sex chapter!
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/712714...
Intimately Influenced chapter 3 is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Hentai Foundry
www.hentai-foundry.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Intimately Influenced chapter 3 is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...
Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Miguel spies on Mei, and finally learns what goes bump in the night
Reposted by MisterretsiM
a world in which Nazis are afraid to speak their opinion is a good one, I feel
cultivating a community where Nazis aren’t welcome is a good thing, I feel
cultivating a community where Nazis aren’t welcome is a good thing, I feel
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
a world in which Nazis are afraid to speak their opinion is a good one, I feel
cultivating a community where Nazis aren’t welcome is a good thing, I feel
cultivating a community where Nazis aren’t welcome is a good thing, I feel