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martoto

@mistermartoto.bsky.social

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Crap photoedits and daft jokes. Nerdstalgia. Gen-Xennial he/him. Also @memewaltz on threads/insta.🎥🎶📺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀🥃 I've sent my antifa ✊🏼 application off to antifa towers.. Still haven't heard back. 🤞🏼

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · Jun 13

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

That was amazing from Blackburn there. "Do you like the summer? Yeah? Rain's a bit rubbish isn't it? Never mind. Here's some Funky Music by Wild Cherry." 👌🏼 #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

I've just had a "boating accident" in my pants. 🤪 #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Lyrics to I Dont Want To Dance are simplistic almost in a Brian Wilson kind of way. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Tears For Fears excelled in a genre who's day in the sun arguably ended about ten years after Mad World. Gary Jules weak as piss cover ushered in a genre of inspid shite that's still fucking going strong 20+fucking years later! Thank you very fucking much John Lewis Xmas adverts. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Fun fact. She's Warwick Davis's godmother. #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Bootie Call. Simply Bootie Call. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

This is one of those times when you don't want to hear what they would have sounded like signing live. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Steps had more class than this. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

I'm afraid to say this song didn't leave a deep impact on me. #TOTP

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie and hat .

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus! I thought this was early-mid nineties. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

What the Manics meant say was ".... then Five wile be next." #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 1d

Steps had to and class things up didn't they? #TOTP

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 12d

I love a wee hoff and hoff. 🍺🥃

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

That's what my breathing sounds like. ☺️

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

#PresentersInFilmsAndSongs

🎶"I want to take you to Gay Byrne, Gay Byrne, Gay Byrne 🎶

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

Marketing guy #1 : "I've got an idea. Remember the Glasgow's Miles Better campaign from the '80s?"

Marketing guy #2 : "Yeah, the one with Mr Happy..that cost the city a fortune to licence from the author."

Marketing guy #1 : "Shit... Does anyone remember the Pac-Man cartoon show then?.... Good."

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 8d

A sign with the address of Top Of The Pops with "Dancers Comp" crossed out and replaced with "Operation Yewtree"

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

No way! Did we just witness the Genesis of Legs & Co?! #TOTP

a robot says yes i would do it while wearing headphones

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martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

"Now. Would you like the chance to win a twin tub washing machine and spin dryer? Of course you would, madam." #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

Already washed the taste of Robbie from my ears with this. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

Shit off, Robbie. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

There is no Dana. Only Grohl. #TOTP

martoto @mistermartoto.bsky.social · 8d

Take it easy. It's a slow Foo Fighters one next.