Hellcritter
@minesufferingbosom.bsky.social
Oft times toiling, belligerent grumbler, avid bird insulter
before the ai bubble bursts
and our economy implodes
and the time of woe and famine decends upon us
i want you to know
i love your shitposts, playboy
and our economy implodes
and the time of woe and famine decends upon us
i want you to know
i love your shitposts, playboy
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
before the ai bubble bursts
and our economy implodes
and the time of woe and famine decends upon us
i want you to know
i love your shitposts, playboy
and our economy implodes
and the time of woe and famine decends upon us
i want you to know
i love your shitposts, playboy
He doesn't know how to be spooky
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He doesn't know how to be spooky
Peeing while you poop is a cowardly act and an affront to the Crap God.
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Peeing while you poop is a cowardly act and an affront to the Crap God.
Hey man swing by later tonight, we're all gonna go gnaw on the carcass
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey man swing by later tonight, we're all gonna go gnaw on the carcass
bad news buddy, they're making you fight in the Pervert Dome tomorrow
October 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
bad news buddy, they're making you fight in the Pervert Dome tomorrow
My boy is not excited about fall. My mans is meh about autumn.
October 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My boy is not excited about fall. My mans is meh about autumn.
Management is demanding we milk Brad from IT today. We are way behind on this project and we need his precious juices. Not a Brad fan but this decision feels rushed.
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Management is demanding we milk Brad from IT today. We are way behind on this project and we need his precious juices. Not a Brad fan but this decision feels rushed.
online i come across as a humble jamoke but i need you to know that in real life i'm actually a yearning simpleton
October 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
online i come across as a humble jamoke but i need you to know that in real life i'm actually a yearning simpleton
I know my house plants be bickering, that peace lily is just too cunty with it
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I know my house plants be bickering, that peace lily is just too cunty with it
My buddy Ben made an abacus using human teeth. I forgot to ask where he got the teeth - as I was just so impressed by the arithmetic operations of the device.
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My buddy Ben made an abacus using human teeth. I forgot to ask where he got the teeth - as I was just so impressed by the arithmetic operations of the device.
Steel yourselves, gentlemen, for tomorrow we don the Ass Hat.
September 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Steel yourselves, gentlemen, for tomorrow we don the Ass Hat.
Caught a blistering skin infection and a vicious fungus from swimming in the slough - so yeah this summer was a success
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Caught a blistering skin infection and a vicious fungus from swimming in the slough - so yeah this summer was a success
you ever look into the forest and know for a fact Predator is watching you?
September 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you ever look into the forest and know for a fact Predator is watching you?
In high school I was reading a lot of Hemingway which inspired me to write "poop falls slowly from the butt" on the bathroom wall. It was likely the best post of my life.
September 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
In high school I was reading a lot of Hemingway which inspired me to write "poop falls slowly from the butt" on the bathroom wall. It was likely the best post of my life.
a social media app is a great place for like-minded people to gather and feel anxious together
August 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a social media app is a great place for like-minded people to gather and feel anxious together
When experiencing extreme emotional distress a quirked up white boy may only be able to communicate in Deftones lyrics.
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
When experiencing extreme emotional distress a quirked up white boy may only be able to communicate in Deftones lyrics.
inhaling particulates is perfectly fine. some of us actually thrive on lunge sludge ok
August 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
inhaling particulates is perfectly fine. some of us actually thrive on lunge sludge ok
Brother, you need to make Ham a priority.
August 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Brother, you need to make Ham a priority.
Happy sinister thursday to those that celebrate
July 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Happy sinister thursday to those that celebrate
I studied at the Institute Le Urine under the instruction of the renowned Professor John Peepee, so ya, pal, I know how to take a freakin' whizz
July 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I studied at the Institute Le Urine under the instruction of the renowned Professor John Peepee, so ya, pal, I know how to take a freakin' whizz
The Grand Dummy thinks you might have what it takes to excel in the Order of the Jamoke. He cordially invites you to our temple's Chump Day this weekend.
July 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Grand Dummy thinks you might have what it takes to excel in the Order of the Jamoke. He cordially invites you to our temple's Chump Day this weekend.
This owl just let me get super close, looked me right in the eyes and quietly - purposefully - whispered, "you're a cunt."
July 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This owl just let me get super close, looked me right in the eyes and quietly - purposefully - whispered, "you're a cunt."
We found Craig from IT eating handfuls of soil in the break room again. Management won't do anything though. He is a protected class - too mineral-rich to touch.
July 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We found Craig from IT eating handfuls of soil in the break room again. Management won't do anything though. He is a protected class - too mineral-rich to touch.
my henchmen are plotting. the air is filled with mutiny and dander
July 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
my henchmen are plotting. the air is filled with mutiny and dander
I went to the Erotic Grocery on the liberal side of town and they had an entire isle dedicated to celery, the least sensual member of the allium family, smdh
July 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I went to the Erotic Grocery on the liberal side of town and they had an entire isle dedicated to celery, the least sensual member of the allium family, smdh