Humanspeck
@microbeprincess.bsky.social
Sara, 28, she/it
Sizeposter extraordinaire. The smallest of which I'm aware. DMs open to anyone looking for a pet.
Sizeposter extraordinaire. The smallest of which I'm aware. DMs open to anyone looking for a pet.
finding out the bride of frankenstein was seven feet tall flustered me a little
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
finding out the bride of frankenstein was seven feet tall flustered me a little
i'm not sitting in the 'cuck chair'. i'm sitting in the cuck THRONE. fuck my wife for my amusement, peasant.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i'm not sitting in the 'cuck chair'. i'm sitting in the cuck THRONE. fuck my wife for my amusement, peasant.
What the hell is wrong with me I'm feeling so needy for a mommy today. How does one even find a mommy dommy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What the hell is wrong with me I'm feeling so needy for a mommy today. How does one even find a mommy dommy.
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Giant waitress girl is giant.
One of my favourite drawings this year. I'm thinking of selling it as a print at Sizecon next year. 🧘
One of my favourite drawings this year. I'm thinking of selling it as a print at Sizecon next year. 🧘
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Giant waitress girl is giant.
One of my favourite drawings this year. I'm thinking of selling it as a print at Sizecon next year. 🧘
One of my favourite drawings this year. I'm thinking of selling it as a print at Sizecon next year. 🧘
You guys hear about women? Huge if true.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You guys hear about women? Huge if true.
When my owner's been drinking and stops caring how fragile I am... 🥰🥰🥰
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
When my owner's been drinking and stops caring how fragile I am... 🥰🥰🥰
I've gone a little too long without being bullied and I'm starting to forget my proper place
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I've gone a little too long without being bullied and I'm starting to forget my proper place
Had a dream where I was transformed into a kitty and adopted by a lonely older woman and brightened her life and why did I have to wake up :<
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Had a dream where I was transformed into a kitty and adopted by a lonely older woman and brightened her life and why did I have to wake up :<
Vampires sucking borrowers dry like a Capri Sun in one big slurp
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Vampires sucking borrowers dry like a Capri Sun in one big slurp
Are there any beautiful women out there who want to harm me physically and/or emotionally. I'm prepared to offer. Crying and whimpering as payment. I will also probably get hard.
September 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Are there any beautiful women out there who want to harm me physically and/or emotionally. I'm prepared to offer. Crying and whimpering as payment. I will also probably get hard.
the inherent eroticism of being the herald of galactus
August 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the inherent eroticism of being the herald of galactus
Hug a tiny day means you are required by law to be niceys to me 😈
August 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hug a tiny day means you are required by law to be niceys to me 😈
I love cuteness aggression. I wanna be so small and adorable that people feel compelled to hurt me over it.
August 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I love cuteness aggression. I wanna be so small and adorable that people feel compelled to hurt me over it.
My owner berating me for getting out of my cage and having the gall to ask for attention when a real good girl would simply be patient and wait for her to want to play with me. And to have the NERVE to ask to refill my water bowl, like I didn't think about how fast I was drinking it.
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My owner berating me for getting out of my cage and having the gall to ask for attention when a real good girl would simply be patient and wait for her to want to play with me. And to have the NERVE to ask to refill my water bowl, like I didn't think about how fast I was drinking it.
No funny little comments to make I just think my tits look good here
July 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
No funny little comments to make I just think my tits look good here
How do I get hot enough for people to want to threaten my life
July 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How do I get hot enough for people to want to threaten my life
Fictional Woman: (is kind of evil)
Me: okay but think about how much she would like having a pet borrower
Me: okay but think about how much she would like having a pet borrower
July 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fictional Woman: (is kind of evil)
Me: okay but think about how much she would like having a pet borrower
Me: okay but think about how much she would like having a pet borrower
If my giant isn't being mean and cruel and evil and horribly abusing me and violating all laws and social contracts to strip me of any agency or rights or personhood then they're not going far enough
June 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If my giant isn't being mean and cruel and evil and horribly abusing me and violating all laws and social contracts to strip me of any agency or rights or personhood then they're not going far enough
I need to be hunted for sport
June 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I need to be hunted for sport
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i think this would change me permanently
June 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i think this would change me permanently
(staring longingly at a beautiful woman) I need her to take me out (not like a date and not like a hitman but a secret third thing [like the trash])
June 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(staring longingly at a beautiful woman) I need her to take me out (not like a date and not like a hitman but a secret third thing [like the trash])
owner/pet is an incestuous dynamic
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
owner/pet is an incestuous dynamic
I relate to borrowers because I too will go to any lengths to avoid being received by humans
June 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I relate to borrowers because I too will go to any lengths to avoid being received by humans
Truthfully I have zero interest in romance. My ideal relationship is with a woman who just entirely owns me and takes care of me while treating me like her pet.
And hurts me for fun, of course.
And hurts me for fun, of course.
May 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Truthfully I have zero interest in romance. My ideal relationship is with a woman who just entirely owns me and takes care of me while treating me like her pet.
And hurts me for fun, of course.
And hurts me for fun, of course.