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Metaciya
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Welcome to the Metaciya! I'm here to share real estate tips. Follow now for insider tips, market updates, and a look at some of Canada’s most extraordinary neighborhoods and properties. Real estate coast to coast 🇨🇦 📍Ontario, British Columbia, Alberta
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 17h
The closing gift for a $10M+ sale isn't a bottle of champagne. It's the coordinates to their new private island. #JustAKiddingMaybe #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 1d
My open houses don't have sign-in sheets. They have NDAs. Privacy is the ultimate luxury. #Discretion #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 2d
The security deposit isn't for potential wall scratches. It's for the potential re-landscaping of the topiary garden. #HighStakes #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 3d
In this market, a "price adjustment" means we decided to include the original Picasso sketch that comes with the library. No big deal. #JustA Sketch #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 4d
My ultra-luxury sellers aren't "motivated." They're "selectively discerning." The difference is about $2 million. #Nuance #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 5d
The "home office" in these listings isn't for Zoom calls. It's for managing one's global empire. Slightly different wiring needs. #Scale #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 6d
Negotiating a deal on a mansion. The sticking point wasn't the price. It was the custom-designed, gold-leafed dog house. It stays. #Chihuahua #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 7d
When showing a $15M property. The buyer's main concern? Whether the wine cellar is humidity-controlled for their '45 Mouton. Mine isn't. #OutOfMyLeague #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 8d
My biggest problem isn't the interest rate. It's finding a waterfront estate with a helipad that's also pet-friendly for a client's prize-winning poodle. #LuxuryProblems #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 9d
My clients don't ask about mortgage rates. They ask if the yacht club membership is transferable. I love my job. #Priorities #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 10d
In the ultra-luxury market, "price per square foot" is a yucky term. We prefer to talk about "price per unparalleled view." #DifferentRules #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 10d
#Adulting #Humor #Homeownership
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 10d
Renters: A "guest" sleeps on the couch and is gone by noon.
Buyers: A "guest" is a family member who arrives for the weekend and triggers a 5-star Airbnb review system you never agreed to.
Homeownership: where your spare room becomes a TripAdvisor destination.
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 11d
#FutureOfLiving #Humor #Generations
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 11d
A Boomer sits on the front porch to wave at neighbors and show pride of ownership.
A Gen Z sits on the front porch to receive Uber Eats and Amazon deliveries without human interaction.
Both are using it for social purposes; one is just far more efficient.
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 11d
The luxury market is playing a different game. My clients aren't worried about rates; they're worried about marble countertops. #DifferentWorld #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 11d
Boomers want a quiet street. The definition of quiet: no noise.
Gen Z wants a quiet street. The definition of quiet: fiber internet with no latency.
The priority shift from peace for the soul to peace for the ping.

#Millennials #Tech #Suburbia
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 12d
#HomeDesign #OpenConcept #GenZ
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 12d
Boomer design: Separate living rooms for formal guests, closed kitchens.
New Gen design: One giant, open "great room" for cooking, entertaining, and streaming—all at once. The house isn't for show; it's for shared experiences.
The death of the formal living room is a generational declaration.
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 12d
#GenZWealth #LuxuryRealEstate #DigitalWellness #2025
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 12d
Gen Z wealth isn't choosing between the digital and physical world. They're merging them.
Their home is a sanctuary from the screen, yet seamlessly connected to it. Sound-proofed streaming rooms next to tech-free meditation gardens. The value is in the balance.
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 12d
The number one non-negotiable for a new gen home isn't the foundation; it's the fiber internet connection.
They can fix a crack in the wall with TikTok tutorials, but they can't fix buffer-induced rage during a crucial game raid.

#Priorities #GenZ #Internet #HomeBuying
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 12d
The market shifted. I adapted. My clients are thriving. And my success rate is still 100% at opening wine after an accepted offer. #StillWinning #metaciya
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 13d
#HomeDesign #Generations #Lifestyle
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Metaciya @metaciya.bsky.social · 13d
A Boomer's guest bedroom is for the grandkids, meticulously decorated and rarely used.
A Millennial's guest bedroom is a VR gaming zone/recording studio that occasionally has an air mattress for a friend.
It's not a room for guests; it's a room for possibilities.
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