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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · 1d

One of the most difficult parts of Halloween being on a Friday is trying to figure out who’s wearing a costume and who decided to make some questionable fashion choices.

Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · 22d

No one ever discusses the trauma that comes with having to plan a lesson for a middle schooler to help them understand the book that triggered you in middle school. Looking at you Hobbit and your stupid hairy toes.

Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Sep 5

If we’re going to start taking medical advice from former drug addicts with no medical training, I think Robert Downey Jr. over Robert Kennedy Jr. would be a better option.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Aug 28

Ashli Babbitt will be given a military funeral showing the world that you can break the law and still be honored and in other news, Dahmer received a posthumous Michelin star for his chef skills.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Aug 16

Gen Xers were able to survive elementary school, junior high and high school without a water bottle. We didn’t drink water, we hydrated with yo mama jokes and sarcasm.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Aug 13

The White House is going to vet the Smithsonian so that it fits with Trump’s version of history because that’s exactly what normal, mentally stable people do. 🤦🏼‍♀️ He really does not want us knowing he’s in the Epstein files, does he?

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Aug 13

Even if I opposed gay marriage, Neil Patrick Harris still wouldn’t want anything to do with me. So marry whomever the hell you want and stay off my lawn.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Aug 11

I miss that time in 2015 when I could say I knew more about pop culture than politics. Yes, I understand that statement is coming from a place of privilege. No, I don’t care. I miss being that naive because it meant I wasn’t crying on the inside.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Aug 11

I was under the impression that Trump was supposed to make groceries and gas cheaper but maybe he forgot about that because he’s been busy railing against South Park, Stephen Colbert, Rosie and/or anyone else who disagrees with him.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jul 24

We lost 3 celebs who ran the gambut from non problematic to mildly problematic to very problematic. Regardless, it’s hard to lose men as talented as Malcom Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne & Hulk Hogan. They were each at the top of their respective fields, changing television, music & wrestling. RIP ❤️

Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jul 4

Happy 4th of July! How about instead of being upset about the orange menace destroying the country, be grateful that you get another 4th to celebrate? To be with friends and/or family, to eat good food, drink yummy drinks. So many don’t get that opportunity. So enjoy the day!

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jul 2

OJ Simpson killed so Diddy could continue his baby oil fueled freak offs filled with prostitution and sex trafficking party favors.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jul 1

Trump is selling overpriced cologne because sometimes you wanna smell like hatred and bigotry without having to tell people that you enjoy hatred and bigotry

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 29

Ha….ha! Oh aren’t you so very funny with the dad jokes 🤪😝😜

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 20

I don’t know who needs hear this but if you accidentally wash your car and house keys in the washing machine, you’ll get very clean keys that still work! Hashtag it’s me, I need to hear this.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 20

What it’s like to be an educator:

Children will forget punctuation, capitalization rules and do entire worksheets without reading the directions even once but they’ll remember that one thing you told them 8 months ago on a random Tuesday.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 18

Business idea: Hire preschool and kindergarten teachers to be hostage negotiators? I mean, who better to negotiate with terrorists than someone who has experience negotiating with tiny terrorists who don’t know what negotiating means.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 18

I’m definitely one of those obnoxious birthday people but there’s a difference between “I wanna make it a week of celebrations” obnoxious and “let’s throw a birthday party for myself and tell people that I’m really celebrating the military” obnoxious.

Choose your obnoxious.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 14

There’s being a big birthday person and then there’s being the kind of birthday person who decides to have a parade on his birthday under the guise of celebrating the military….and it’s not even a milestone birthday. #NoKings #TrumpParade #usmarines

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 13

There’s being a big birthday person and then there’s being the kind of birthday person who decides to have a parade on his birthday under the guise of celebrating the military….and it’s not even a milestone birthday.

Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 12

We’re just not going to discuss that the Convicted Orange Felon went to see Les Misérables? Does he not understand what that play is about? He hates redemption, social justice, and the struggles of the working class.

Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 11

Yes, I know. Thank you for explaining what I already know to me

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 11

Not sure why Trump hates immigrants so much considering he married two of them and even buried one on his golf course for a tax break.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 10

Look, I can barely find my way home most of the time but as an L.A. native, I have yet to see any riots East, West, South or North of Ventura. I’m also still not sure where East, West, South or North of Ventura are.

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Meredith @meralee727.bsky.social · Jun 10

I don’t know who needs to hear this but we’re all immigrants. This land the MAGA group wants to make great again was stolen from the
Indigenous. Southern California was considered a Spanish Empire before it was taken over by Americans in 1847.

Maybe instead of banning history books, read them.

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