It's snowy outside, time to dig out the old Midwest snowboots.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's snowy outside, time to dig out the old Midwest snowboots.
Visited family tonight and had a nice time. Hit black ice on the way home but it went well (for us).
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Visited family tonight and had a nice time. Hit black ice on the way home but it went well (for us).
Tag yourself, I'm autism-bike score 0.93
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tag yourself, I'm autism-bike score 0.93
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I love the idea of the partner reading this and thinking, "no this could be any number of people who both play the accordion and claimed the acoustics were better in the closet"
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I love the idea of the partner reading this and thinking, "no this could be any number of people who both play the accordion and claimed the acoustics were better in the closet"
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From the article. This woman was using a pseudonym to share this
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
From the article. This woman was using a pseudonym to share this
Me after playing the 1hr tutorial: well that was a great game. Exit to linux.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Me after playing the 1hr tutorial: well that was a great game. Exit to linux.
Floozy in the streets, snoozy in the sheets
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Floozy in the streets, snoozy in the sheets
It's the weekend, time for half a Gatorade, dance one time to El Beeper, and call 911
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's the weekend, time for half a Gatorade, dance one time to El Beeper, and call 911
[At the job interview]
Interviewer: And why do you want to work for our company?
Me: I'm too mean for the streets.
Interviewer: And why do you want to work for our company?
Me: I'm too mean for the streets.
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
[At the job interview]
Interviewer: And why do you want to work for our company?
Me: I'm too mean for the streets.
Interviewer: And why do you want to work for our company?
Me: I'm too mean for the streets.
You are letting way too many minor things irritate and bug you and ruin your day. Don't.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You are letting way too many minor things irritate and bug you and ruin your day. Don't.
Me flirting with my husband "do you wanna come over here and clean my clitterbox". Varying results.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Me flirting with my husband "do you wanna come over here and clean my clitterbox". Varying results.
I'm playing Heavy Rain on Nightmare Mode (playstation controller prompts but I'm playing with an Xbox controller) and cursing a lot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm playing Heavy Rain on Nightmare Mode (playstation controller prompts but I'm playing with an Xbox controller) and cursing a lot.
My husband never has to wonder what life would be like with another woman, I've been five different wives just in the past three weeks. None of them mean, don't get it twisted.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
My husband never has to wonder what life would be like with another woman, I've been five different wives just in the past three weeks. None of them mean, don't get it twisted.
Millennials and Gen X are never giving up ending sentences with lol. In fact, half of us are on meds ending in lol at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Millennials and Gen X are never giving up ending sentences with lol. In fact, half of us are on meds ending in lol at this point.
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For the low low fee, you can hire me to follow you around all day and play a banjo riff every time you learn something.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
For the low low fee, you can hire me to follow you around all day and play a banjo riff every time you learn something.
Today I was up so early I've already had lunch at 9:30am.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Today I was up so early I've already had lunch at 9:30am.
If you enjoyed it I'm very happy for you, but I didn't like the new Frankenstein, it's Disney for adults, it wasn't for me, and that's OK.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you enjoyed it I'm very happy for you, but I didn't like the new Frankenstein, it's Disney for adults, it wasn't for me, and that's OK.
Yeah, you could say I'm pretty proficient in dirty talk. Me trying to romance my husband:
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah, you could say I'm pretty proficient in dirty talk. Me trying to romance my husband:
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
Why don't you come over here and cockadoodledo your hot little chick.
It's been 45 min without power, only I am awake, and I'm already crawling up the walls, I'm not on enough meds for this. [insert three, maybe even four crying rofl emojis here]
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's been 45 min without power, only I am awake, and I'm already crawling up the walls, I'm not on enough meds for this. [insert three, maybe even four crying rofl emojis here]
At least I got to finish the last episode of Threesome. The show is from 2012 and only has 2 seasons, sadly, but there's no cliffhanger or unfinished business. Se1 is already great but se2 is really really good.
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
At least I got to finish the last episode of Threesome. The show is from 2012 and only has 2 seasons, sadly, but there's no cliffhanger or unfinished business. Se1 is already great but se2 is really really good.
It's too quiet, why is my nose so loud.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's too quiet, why is my nose so loud.
I'm bored. Can't watch a show on my phone because I have to go downstairs for usb c earbuds and because the power is out downstairs is terrifying.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm bored. Can't watch a show on my phone because I have to go downstairs for usb c earbuds and because the power is out downstairs is terrifying.
Power went out and it's gonna be 21F overnight. *smiling serenely*
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Power went out and it's gonna be 21F overnight. *smiling serenely*