Meme Park Ride
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Often lonesome, never lonely.
Watching my dog's eyes dilate in real time when I pick up his frisbee is one of my great pleasures getting me through 2025. Like watching a camera lens operate
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Watching my dog's eyes dilate in real time when I pick up his frisbee is one of my great pleasures getting me through 2025. Like watching a camera lens operate
Why do I keep trying to make Searing Blow runs work in Slay the Spire? Heartbreak every time.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why do I keep trying to make Searing Blow runs work in Slay the Spire? Heartbreak every time.
Criterion Closet but it's your first grade classroom's cubby holes
Criterion Closet but it’s just old paperbacks
October 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Criterion Closet but it's your first grade classroom's cubby holes
In the bag you see: an emerald, rations, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, and a spell book.
if you look in kobold's inventory you will find a ghost touch short sword, ten gold, a standard sized brick, a bag of marbles, and three live rats
September 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
In the bag you see: an emerald, rations, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, a throwing axe, and a spell book.
I wonder if this is what the 60s felt like
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I wonder if this is what the 60s felt like
Watching fighting games on YouTube lately, Street Fighter 6 in particular. I didn't have the reflexes 20 years ago, but damn is it fun to watch and fantasize about being good at them.
August 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Watching fighting games on YouTube lately, Street Fighter 6 in particular. I didn't have the reflexes 20 years ago, but damn is it fun to watch and fantasize about being good at them.
When you decide to check out the subreddit for your new interest
a woman in a judge 's robe is sitting at a desk with a laptop .
Alt: Judge Judy opens a laptop, then closes it
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August 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When you decide to check out the subreddit for your new interest
Watched Ran (on 4k) for the first time in 20 years last night. While I'm no Shakespeare expert, I can see why some people say it's the best film adaptation of Lear. What an absolute feast for the eyes, I can't imagine what seeing it on the big screen back in the day was like!
August 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Watched Ran (on 4k) for the first time in 20 years last night. While I'm no Shakespeare expert, I can see why some people say it's the best film adaptation of Lear. What an absolute feast for the eyes, I can't imagine what seeing it on the big screen back in the day was like!
Life is chaos and pain.
Shop S-Mart.
Shop S-Mart.
August 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Life is chaos and pain.
Shop S-Mart.
Shop S-Mart.
Fist of Legend with Jet Li - still whips ass
a group of men in white shirts are standing around a man in a white shirt .
ALT: a group of men in white shirts are standing around a man in a white shirt .
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August 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fist of Legend with Jet Li - still whips ass
I've really been trying to keep an even keel while using Bluesky with NSFW content allowed. Between all the puppy boys, vore/feeder enthusiasts and tragically horny depression posts I was getting pretty good at muting/blocking and moving on. Today I'm throwing in the towel, y'all perverts have fun
August 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I've really been trying to keep an even keel while using Bluesky with NSFW content allowed. Between all the puppy boys, vore/feeder enthusiasts and tragically horny depression posts I was getting pretty good at muting/blocking and moving on. Today I'm throwing in the towel, y'all perverts have fun
Me when I'm confused beyond all possible hope of understanding
August 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me when I'm confused beyond all possible hope of understanding
Literally picking up drawing for the first time since I was a kid - at least as far as consistent practice goes. I'm trying to do 30 minutes a day, just getting the muscle memory and familiarity down with a cheap pencil and pad.
And I remember I hate being left handed sometimes.
And I remember I hate being left handed sometimes.
August 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Literally picking up drawing for the first time since I was a kid - at least as far as consistent practice goes. I'm trying to do 30 minutes a day, just getting the muscle memory and familiarity down with a cheap pencil and pad.
And I remember I hate being left handed sometimes.
And I remember I hate being left handed sometimes.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Tonight: the back half of Barry Lyndon. Let's gooo
August 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Tonight: the back half of Barry Lyndon. Let's gooo
You either die a Guybrush, or live long enough to become the Threepwood.
August 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You either die a Guybrush, or live long enough to become the Threepwood.
"Hi! You look like you're in a stand off in a cemetery, would you like some help with that?" - Lee Van Clippy
August 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Hi! You look like you're in a stand off in a cemetery, would you like some help with that?" - Lee Van Clippy
If you see this, post a redhead.
July 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you see this, post a redhead.
I have discovered toxic YouTube videos of rage bait revenge stories over repetitive videogames footage. Incredibly disturbing, also the tropes are fascinating and hilarious. "My cheating wife had expensive tastes" could be a full on drinking game.
July 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have discovered toxic YouTube videos of rage bait revenge stories over repetitive videogames footage. Incredibly disturbing, also the tropes are fascinating and hilarious. "My cheating wife had expensive tastes" could be a full on drinking game.
Water, water everywhere. But not a drop of rain.
July 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Water, water everywhere. But not a drop of rain.
I'm sure it's not an original observation but AI evangelists remind me of tech priests in W40K. "Crafting the right prompt" is the first step on the road to burning incense to appease the machine spirits
July 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm sure it's not an original observation but AI evangelists remind me of tech priests in W40K. "Crafting the right prompt" is the first step on the road to burning incense to appease the machine spirits
I can't be the only person who uses their nose to activate their fitbit when my hands are full...
... right?
... right?
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I can't be the only person who uses their nose to activate their fitbit when my hands are full...
... right?
... right?
Me the night before I board my dogs
a man in a plaid shirt says i 'm not crying okay
Alt: Star Lord angrily insists he's not crying
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July 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me the night before I board my dogs
Thank you FitBit for clocking my 18 minute swim without leaving my living room
June 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Thank you FitBit for clocking my 18 minute swim without leaving my living room