Janelle Phonaé
@melaninxmoscato.bsky.social
✌🏾 | 🇨🇦 | He/Him/Anything Used In Good Faith | ☀️-Taurus 🌑-Taurus ⬆️-Leo
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
A mistake. Lol
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A mistake. Lol
I was talking to my mom about how I have no interest in having kids and she said "when I was your age, we just had kids because that's what you were supposed to do. I always wanted to be a mother, but if that wasn't the case, it's not a burden I would have enjoyed"
And that solidified my decision.
And that solidified my decision.
I saw a TikTok that said the younger generations need to get over the fact that they can’t afford kids and just have them…
Like girl fuck you and NO….
As someone that is a mother of 1..
Like girl fuck you and NO….
As someone that is a mother of 1..
two women are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying girl bye
ALT: two women are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying girl bye
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I was talking to my mom about how I have no interest in having kids and she said "when I was your age, we just had kids because that's what you were supposed to do. I always wanted to be a mother, but if that wasn't the case, it's not a burden I would have enjoyed"
And that solidified my decision.
And that solidified my decision.
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I Am The Strip Club
Mo Bounce
Fancy
Sally Walker
I Am The Strip Club
Mo Bounce
Fancy
Sally Walker
Name 5 Iggy songs, 🔫 pointing to your head
Iggy Azalea Swears Off Returning to Music: 'I Don't Want to Come Back'
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
Read more: www.complex.com/music/a/jael...
November 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Started
I Am The Strip Club
Mo Bounce
Fancy
Sally Walker
I Am The Strip Club
Mo Bounce
Fancy
Sally Walker
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I'd see myself out. Immediately. I'm not tryna be your experiment or taste test.
Me and my cousins having a debate: If someone told you that you’re not usually what they date physically… how would yall take that?
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'd see myself out. Immediately. I'm not tryna be your experiment or taste test.
That's actually wild, she needs to never be allowed to attend a concert again. Cause what the fuck??
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
That's actually wild, she needs to never be allowed to attend a concert again. Cause what the fuck??
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WITH YOUR HANDS AROUND MY NECK & TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT. Please.👉🏽👈🏽🥹
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WITH YOUR HANDS AROUND MY NECK & TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT. Please.👉🏽👈🏽🥹
I'm not completely mad at side
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'm not completely mad at side
I like my sandwich uncut lol
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I like my sandwich uncut lol
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
Does a fish have a watertight asshole?
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Does a fish have a watertight asshole?
Sagittarius, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer
All the devil's spawn.
All the devil's spawn.
Who do y’all think is the most problematic from each sign? Who’s the worst of the Earth signs? The Fire signs? The Water Signs? The Air Signs?
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sagittarius, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer
All the devil's spawn.
All the devil's spawn.
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A wise Woman once said:
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A wise Woman once said:
🙃🙃
17. Never have I ever had sex with someone I didn't like.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
🙃🙃
Not intentionally. 🙃
16. Never have I ever had sex while on drugs.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not intentionally. 🙃
Anything over an hour. The longer the better.
10. What is the ideal duration for sex (including foreplay) for you?
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Anything over an hour. The longer the better.