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The Elf Prince of Bele Chere
@meatpopsicle.bsky.social
Bi/pan
Asheville, NC
Steam friend code 453960733
This is entirely correct. I work in manufacturing with a lot of dudes who are complete sacks of shit and don't give a damn or try at all. Almost all of them are terminally single except a few of the old ones who are in loveless marriages.
I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity!
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Art by US artist and illustrator Paul Alexander (1937 - 2021)
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In theory, it works the same in practice! But in practice, it doesn't.
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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every time I read a good nonfiction book I am floored by the density of information and the efficiency of delivery, you can learn more in a minute or so reading one page of a book than a full day spent combing the landfill of online
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
AI is anti-Promethean. It slanders human insight, knowledge, and creativity. Do your own thinking instead of relinquishing your fire to a false god.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Giving everyone a screen designed to become an all-consuming way of life and then unleashing AI on already atrophied brains will deliver us a wasteland populated by illiterate barbarians with an instinctive hatred for learning of any kind, a science they are neither able nor willing to achieve
And I don't know if the answer is: everyone is too traumatized to do work and we need to reinvent society. Or if it's more like: generations are losing their cognitive abilities and willpower due to destructive technologies. Or: we all have post-viral brain damage. Or: all of the above.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I would go to school full time and only work part time instead of the other way around
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My Kobo Clara came today! Y'all Kindle hoes could NEVER
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Alright who's playing Whamageddon this year? Sound off
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Homework and beer
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don't even mute words and I still have no idea what the fuck y'all are talking about
choosing happiness by refusing to go look at the news to find out what terrible thing everyone's vaguely alluding to without the courtesy of including words I've muted
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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its really frustrating that "the truth matters and so does doing the right thing" is not a valid reason for supporting trans rights in mainstream discourse. rn the popular conception is that trans rights are a kind and gentle lie
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Call me tough on crime but when I become dictator of America the turkey pardon will be the first thing to go. A DC-local turkey farm is sending their biggest, finest bird? Naur yeah we are gonna kill that thing and eat it. Not gonna have a repeat offender walking the streets even if it IS a turkey.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Kenny Chesney voice:

She thinks reactor's sexyyyy
It really turns her on
She loves that β decayyyyyy
Emitting positrons
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I got catcalled by a woman in a parking lot on International Men's Day (actually) and then my male privilege fell out my ass and blew away in the wind (not actually)
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Been reading Infinite Jest and it's really good so far
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Veganism is cool and all but I could never do that shit
my most gym bro-coded opinion is the new diet fad of adding protein to everything is good, actually. it's often packed in fiber, builds muscles, and satiates you more. sorry
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I finished a whole chapstick without losing it or running it thru the dryer. Please clap
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM