Jazzy 💀
@mcjazzhands.bsky.social
He/him. Freelance game writer, airport security gremlin wanting to be a game dev. Dog father, periodic streamer.
Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com
Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com
At this point, I have accepted that my therapist is right and I have a worrying fixation on cave diving. But there is something legit fascinating about going somewhere that so few other people have been or ever will be. It's bucket list stuff, essentially.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
At this point, I have accepted that my therapist is right and I have a worrying fixation on cave diving. But there is something legit fascinating about going somewhere that so few other people have been or ever will be. It's bucket list stuff, essentially.
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Disc Only QotD no.361:
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Disc Only QotD no.361:
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Hey artists and makers - if you’re seeing very few sales right now, please know that it’s not a reflection of your worth or skill. Across the board, not making back our table fees and expenses, and that’s really scary.
If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hey artists and makers - if you’re seeing very few sales right now, please know that it’s not a reflection of your worth or skill. Across the board, not making back our table fees and expenses, and that’s really scary.
If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
If you can, please shop small this season. We really need your support.
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Monthly Halloween 84
December 1990
December 1990
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Monthly Halloween 84
December 1990
December 1990
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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Finished Prime 4 today. Took me about 12 hours. And I had SO many thoughts on it, I had to write over 5000 words on it.
Metroid is very, very important to me, and I was so sadly disappointed in Prime 4. I think I'll be sad for ages.
Here's a link to my review:
lizstar64.github.io/ramastery/20...
Metroid is very, very important to me, and I was so sadly disappointed in Prime 4. I think I'll be sad for ages.
Here's a link to my review:
lizstar64.github.io/ramastery/20...
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Finished Prime 4 today. Took me about 12 hours. And I had SO many thoughts on it, I had to write over 5000 words on it.
Metroid is very, very important to me, and I was so sadly disappointed in Prime 4. I think I'll be sad for ages.
Here's a link to my review:
lizstar64.github.io/ramastery/20...
Metroid is very, very important to me, and I was so sadly disappointed in Prime 4. I think I'll be sad for ages.
Here's a link to my review:
lizstar64.github.io/ramastery/20...
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valve's physics is so good... this dipshit headcrab got his leg stuck through a chair
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
valve's physics is so good... this dipshit headcrab got his leg stuck through a chair
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Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
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As much #Val'tyFPS is inspired by some of my favorite First person shooters, It has his own thing going on, for better or worse.
By better or worse I mean:
* There is a mandatory Easter egg quest.
* Codes to crack, puzzles, secrets to uncover.
* It will be a very short game on the surface.
By better or worse I mean:
* There is a mandatory Easter egg quest.
* Codes to crack, puzzles, secrets to uncover.
* It will be a very short game on the surface.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
As much #Val'tyFPS is inspired by some of my favorite First person shooters, It has his own thing going on, for better or worse.
By better or worse I mean:
* There is a mandatory Easter egg quest.
* Codes to crack, puzzles, secrets to uncover.
* It will be a very short game on the surface.
By better or worse I mean:
* There is a mandatory Easter egg quest.
* Codes to crack, puzzles, secrets to uncover.
* It will be a very short game on the surface.
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77 BILLION DOLLARS and all they achieved was a particularly bad Second Life knockoff. The waste is literally incomprehensible.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
77 BILLION DOLLARS and all they achieved was a particularly bad Second Life knockoff. The waste is literally incomprehensible.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
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My Narrative Design Lessons bundle is now live!
You can get at least a book worth of ND foundations, dialogue design, and experimental tools. All come with a free lesson.
Been doing this 16 years. So happy to share.
itch.io/s/172588/nar...
#narrativedesign #gamedev #indiedev #gamewriting
You can get at least a book worth of ND foundations, dialogue design, and experimental tools. All come with a free lesson.
Been doing this 16 years. So happy to share.
itch.io/s/172588/nar...
#narrativedesign #gamedev #indiedev #gamewriting
Narrative Design Lessons by All Worms
A bundle by All Worms, $50.00 for Dialogue Design Lectures, Narrative Crash Course, Strangened Narratives
itch.io
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My Narrative Design Lessons bundle is now live!
You can get at least a book worth of ND foundations, dialogue design, and experimental tools. All come with a free lesson.
Been doing this 16 years. So happy to share.
itch.io/s/172588/nar...
#narrativedesign #gamedev #indiedev #gamewriting
You can get at least a book worth of ND foundations, dialogue design, and experimental tools. All come with a free lesson.
Been doing this 16 years. So happy to share.
itch.io/s/172588/nar...
#narrativedesign #gamedev #indiedev #gamewriting
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I’m…Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot G, MARINA!
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m…Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot G, MARINA!
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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A decisive strike
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A decisive strike
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The Free Black Women’s Library is a social art project that features a collection of over 5000 books written by Black women & Black non-binary writers, a free store, a period pantry, a Reading Club, and more
Read more on how to support literacy power
www.thefreeblackwomenslibrary.com/new-page
Read more on how to support literacy power
www.thefreeblackwomenslibrary.com/new-page
The Free Black Women's Library
www.thefreeblackwomenslibrary.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Free Black Women’s Library is a social art project that features a collection of over 5000 books written by Black women & Black non-binary writers, a free store, a period pantry, a Reading Club, and more
Read more on how to support literacy power
www.thefreeblackwomenslibrary.com/new-page
Read more on how to support literacy power
www.thefreeblackwomenslibrary.com/new-page
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holy fuck this is ridiculous, how can we claim games are art if art is this scary to our two primary distribution channels?
Yesterday, the Epic Games Store decided at the last minute not to distribute the game, after having previously approved a release build. HORSES is otherwise now available on GOG, Itch, and Humble for $4.99. www.horses.wtf
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
holy fuck this is ridiculous, how can we claim games are art if art is this scary to our two primary distribution channels?
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No Players Online - the full version of the viral abandoned online FPS horror game - is back on Steam. 🎉
The game was falsely removed weeks ago, just after launching, which has severely impacted the studio's survivability.
Please spread the word, and support it! ❤️
(No Players Online Steam page)
The game was falsely removed weeks ago, just after launching, which has severely impacted the studio's survivability.
Please spread the word, and support it! ❤️
(No Players Online Steam page)
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
No Players Online - the full version of the viral abandoned online FPS horror game - is back on Steam. 🎉
The game was falsely removed weeks ago, just after launching, which has severely impacted the studio's survivability.
Please spread the word, and support it! ❤️
(No Players Online Steam page)
The game was falsely removed weeks ago, just after launching, which has severely impacted the studio's survivability.
Please spread the word, and support it! ❤️
(No Players Online Steam page)
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I love this, because we all know deep down it could just as easily be an advert for shaving foam or gamer-themed body spray
Mystery still surrounds Keighley's demon statue ahead of The Game Awards, as Diablo 4 and God of War teasers ruled out www.eurogamer.net/mystery-stil...
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I love this, because we all know deep down it could just as easily be an advert for shaving foam or gamer-themed body spray
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I am a voice actor. Upon telling someone this, some people will immediately take that opportunity to pivot to asking how they can also do it, usually with some flavour of "always having wanted to get into it" or "can you introduce me to the casting director on XYZ".
Please do not do this.
Please do not do this.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I am a voice actor. Upon telling someone this, some people will immediately take that opportunity to pivot to asking how they can also do it, usually with some flavour of "always having wanted to get into it" or "can you introduce me to the casting director on XYZ".
Please do not do this.
Please do not do this.
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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KOSA is never about protecting kids. It’s anti-queer and about making sure kids don’t have access to information they need to survive - from health basics to knowing they are not alone and not broken. And it will destroy the internet as we know it.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
KOSA is never about protecting kids. It’s anti-queer and about making sure kids don’t have access to information they need to survive - from health basics to knowing they are not alone and not broken. And it will destroy the internet as we know it.
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We should actually do that because honestly if you use that 2-in-1 shit then I don't know if you appreciate the finer things enough to make a great game. It's all about the details and fabulous hair.
"Why stop at AI use? We could have mandatory disclosures for what shampoo brand the developer uses" — Epic boss Tim Sweeney says Steam should ditch its AI generated content disclosure. https://bit.ly/4a193vt
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
We should actually do that because honestly if you use that 2-in-1 shit then I don't know if you appreciate the finer things enough to make a great game. It's all about the details and fabulous hair.
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Did you hear?
The demo for Burden Street Station will be available December 2nd on Steam.
Psst: store.steampowered.com/app/3126340/...
The demo for Burden Street Station will be available December 2nd on Steam.
Psst: store.steampowered.com/app/3126340/...
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Did you hear?
The demo for Burden Street Station will be available December 2nd on Steam.
Psst: store.steampowered.com/app/3126340/...
The demo for Burden Street Station will be available December 2nd on Steam.
Psst: store.steampowered.com/app/3126340/...